2020 B1G Football Thread: The most embarrassing thing to happen to PSU since?

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  1. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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  2. pianoman

    pianoman my drinks are free
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    That's why he has the nickname Shoeless Joe.
     
  3. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Hopefully he doesn’t throw any games
     
  4. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    I hope he does. Provides a built-in excuse.
     
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  5. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    This Shoeless Joe won't throw better than the first one.
     
  6. pianoman

    pianoman my drinks are free
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    I don’t know, the first one wasn’t any good at throwing games.
     
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  7. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    ...yes, that's right...
     
  8. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Clearly you’ve never been within 500 yards of @heesu’s sister.
     
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  9. Tug

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    He’s never been within 500 yards of anyone that has attended a college course
     
  10. hood b. goode

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    Cant win a September heisman if your school president delays the season to october
    [​IMG] stay woke
     
  11. buckwild

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    Oh shit

     
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  12. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    We’re superspreadin’
     
  13. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    No I decided to serve my country instead, then joined the trades.
     
  14. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Nice. Which country?
     
  15. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    What causes Michigan players to consistently have such low levels of self awareness, combined with such high false bravado?

    It’s like a faceless, endless line of these quotes every year from a new set of players.
     
  16. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    This year is the real revenge tour
     
  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Blood on the field man!
     
  18. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    Barn burner. It’s too bad this is buried on the SEC Network. 8972AE79-6CCA-430B-A6FD-60E6F53A26EE.png
     
  19. goblue31602

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  20. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    What’s that little bitch Ace up today? Is he still tired?
     
  21. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    Uh oh. Some family drama, and he wakes up shaking.




     
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  22. buckwild

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  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It’s going to be interesting where the polls spot the Big Ten teams, because the SEC and Big 12 have looked like absolute trash today outside of Alabama.

    Oklahoma, LSU, Texas, Florida, Georgia—all trash today.
     
  24. Celemo

    Celemo Frogs Are Bitches
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    Uhhhh
    quit making shit up Herb, Florida looked fine #tripod
     
  25. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    They would finish fourth in the Big Ten East, because you can beat them this year.
     
  26. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    A lot of voters still are not ranking any Big Ten teams.
     
  27. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Dantonio could make Rocky Lombardi a Heisman contender with shoulder chips like that.
     
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  28. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  29. PSU12

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  30. PSU12

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  31. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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  32. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    The haters have been too scared to rank Illinois for years
     
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  33. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Elite news!
     
  34. hood b. goode

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  35. buckwild

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  36. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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    Now leaving the #CoanZone and entering #Squirtz4Mertz station
     
  37. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    I remember he was our top QB target a couple years ago. How's he progressing?
     
  38. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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    PC never let's on to how things are doing in camp etc.

    Insider, who's generally good at his job, believes Mertz is highly touted for a reason and has more natural talent. Big question mark is if he has it together mentally to run the pro style offense after playing exclusively out of the shotgun.

    With that said, it will likely be Chase Wolf who will be named QB1.
     
  39. buckwild

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  40. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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  41. hood b. goode

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    Name a random wisconsin qb

    Scott tolzien
     
  42. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  43. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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  44. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Name a black Wisconsin QB:

    Russell Wilson
     
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  45. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  46. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  47. The Walrus

    The Walrus Sad!
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  48. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Joel Stave
     
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  49. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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  50. buckwild

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    Alex Hornibrook
     
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