2020 B1G Football Thread: We're on to Spring Practice

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corch, Jan 1, 2020.

  1. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    But what would you do without me? You will have no one left to pick on, OSU fans will always best you intellectually and on the field, Michigan has turned the corner on you and you will once again become little brother, heck even Minnesota fans have a brighter future. I guess you will just have to go back to the spartan circle jerk and use each other’s tears and lube. I’m not washing my dick for days so that way you can never get that taste out of your mouth, what is that taste you ask? That’s sweaty victory and your moms b-hole.
     
  2. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
     
  3. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    I highly doubt it, I imagine your ego will only inflate after I leave, your wife will get a nice break from having to make you spaghetti-o’s and her bruises will have a chance to heal. Maybe your manager will even give you a extra shift at the can redemption center. In the long run you will still be a taint licker and a fan of a shitty program that is ok with violence and rape.
     
  4. $P1

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    backinblack23 You're annoying the shit out of me. Shut the fuck up or talk about something relevant to the thread or I'm banning you from it.
     
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  5. backinblack23

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    Fuck off
     
  6. $P1

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    No, you. (bye)
     
  7. RockHardJawn39

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    can someone chop stinkypinky's avatar into this where harvey's picture is

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  8. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Now I know this is satire
     
  9. HotMic

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    Hay, easy they’re!
     
  10. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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  11. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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  12. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    Going out throwing around domestic abuse allegations. Stay classy Iowa
     
  13. pez

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    that doesn’t actually exist, so try again
     
  14. PSU12

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    Some of the PSU TMBers have been looking for creative ways to support the team this year without being in the stadium. We’ve settled on splitting the cost of a crop duster and have been saving up our piss since the start of the pandemic
     
  15. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    I ate as much asparagus as I could before my donation.
     
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  16. Constant

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    Why are you pissing on your own stadium again?
     
  17. herb.burdette

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    Take it to the ACC thread.
     
  18. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    DONT MATTER I GOT JARS OF THIS STUFF
     
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  20. PSU12

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    Similar to a flyover for the national anthem, our crop duster will be doing a flyover for the OSU team entrance
     
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  21. construxboy

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    A nice "Joe Must Go" banner on the plane would certainly tie in thematically.
     
  22. HotMic

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  23. herb.burdette

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    Some programs play trophy games to acknowledge quaint rivalries of years past, like that time the other side left its water jug on the sideline.

    Penn State marks every home game against Ohio State by convincing the networks to make it a night game, scheduling a white out, and then throwing piss balloons.

    It’s part of the paegentry that makes college football great.
     
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  24. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Frost said Nebraska and Ohio State were two teams that fought for football all along and kind of developed a bond through this process.

    “I’m going to root for them in every game except this one,” Frost said of OSU.

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    Maybe this means you won’t embarrass us as badly?
     
  25. Constant

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    Scott would be better off if they didn't let him near a microphone.
     
    #2677 Constant, Oct 19, 2020
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2020
  26. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    The excuses are setting up to really be something else this season. I'm waiting for the glory that will be COVID being Mike Riley's fault somehow.
     
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  27. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    The HuskBuck alliance is unbreakable, so quit trying.
     
  28. Houndster

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    Could say the same about you and keyboards lololol got em
     
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  29. $P1

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    Tom Osborne or Urban Meyer?
     
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  30. Constant

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    Goddam it I walked right into that one!
     
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  31. Constant

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    Aaron Hernandez >>> Lawrence Phillips so you gotta go Urbs.
     
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  32. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    good use of mod power. not at all a dereliction of duty.
     
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  33. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    lol banning someone for telling them to fuck off. I cant believe we have come full circle to rivals.com
     
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  34. Lipp the Gay Liberal

    Lipp the Gay Liberal Spartan Dawg
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    It was a thread ban. Go talk to your buddy in a different thread.
     
  35. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    makes it even lamer
     
  36. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I thought I could always count on B1G fans to hate every other team

    This is gross
     
  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Corn or library porn?
     
  38. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    It is lame

    Iowa fans embarrassing themselves should always be welcome
     
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  39. og

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    literally removing entertainment and content from a message board. what a world.
     
  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Didn't know threadbans were a thing for anyone except those who go way too far and post personal information or do something extremely fucked
     
  41. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    nope here at the mainboard since a bunch of rando swinging dicks became mod they pretty much flex a muscle no one cares about whenever they can
     
  42. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  43. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Well that sucks, kid is fun to watch.
     
  44. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Penn State is always "late" discovering things
     
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  46. Lipp the Gay Liberal

    Lipp the Gay Liberal Spartan Dawg
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    I don’t care to defend stinky and the UM fan base, but I’m pretty sure he’s been a mod since the board was created.
     
  47. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    wrong.
     
  48. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Nah. We were given mod powers like three years ago or something.

    Edit: May of 2016