2020 Presidential Election Thread

lmao

 

Biden? I think it’s been documented that he has GSDs

 

Your wife has good taste

outside of you of course

 

The case law pretty clearly indicates that repeatedly saying “it isn't faaaiiir” passes strict scrutiny.

 

What a stupid fucking statement.

 

Biden just picked up another 1800 votes in PA

just call it already

 

Alright Jeff Daniels knock this shit out

 

1703 more net votes for Biden in Allegheny. Fucking call it.

 

Another 1.7k net from Allegheny

 

Oh shit. Is there already an act of war in your suburb by BLM? Better one-up them quickly with a cut from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. This act of aggression should not be taken lightly.

 

Some of my neighbors are clearly playing a drinking game but every time there’s a congregation of wooos I get excited that maybe they finally called it

 

MSNBC all: “Whatever you do, please, no one blame these poor poll workers.”

me: “eueuwixjhrurueidkcjjcjcufieiidkcjcjfhfuckyou”

 

I’d definitely play some board games and hang out for a few hours with Vaughn

 

If Philly had carried their vote count weight tonight this would be called. Dafuq are they doing.

 

he just shrugged and said “it’s pretty obvious where this is going”

 

I’ll have you know that I live a mile from Martin Luther King Jr’s birth home so eat a dick, Mr Bitch

 

It’s 0.5% isn’t that what AP said they need to call it?

 

Is there still gonna be another PA dump within the next hour or so, or was this it?

 

soulfly i know you’re being facetious btw

 

He’s basically asked the networks to call it all night. Pretty funny.

 

Pretty sure that was it.

 

Everyone fucking knows where this is going

 

Lol CNN still not going to call it

 

That’s it.

 

Didn't want to drink until we had a result... but Bernie on ABC got me bustin out the Tangerine White Claw

 

It’s a half point, call it you fucks

 

Up by 1/2 point

 

Clip out on this yet?

 

Ask her to rank Kaitlan Collins, Kate Bouldan and Rebecca Berg.

 

did we say 0.5%?

sorry

 

Gain a half point on provisional ballots lol. Cowards.

 

Looks like it’s technically 0.43%

 

Alright. It’s like that. We’re gonna do this now? So you gonna be slow? You gonna hold up the process? Ok. You know what Philly? I don’t particularly like cheesesteak. Yes I said it! Or cream cheese! Boom! Ha Ha fuckers!

 

Fuck this I'm going to bed

 

Kornacki emphasizing the .5 too

 

Joe should just call it, but he won’t

 

Sources reporting that I am calling this fucking race over and Biden the winner

fuck

 

Some fucking twat (male) on Fox News when I just flipped it over, talking about people being too mean to poor Donald: "You don't dehumanize the man that the majority of the American people elected to be the leader of this country!" No, they didn't you fucking cunt

 

Bullshit statement

 

Buddy, the second you walked in here everyone knew you were gonna have the chicken*

*that the vast majority of mail-in and provisional ballots would go for Biden

 

honestly, a normal candidate down like this would've conceded

but

ya know

 

It's not actually 0.5%. They are rounding Trump's down and Biden's up.

 

Just remember this is taking time off Trumps life the longer it goes

 

Fun fact, Philadelphia Cream Cheese isn’t from Philadelphia, PA

 

The only solace I take in all this is as obnoxious as this is to us, it’s got to be way worse for trump

 

Whatever, I’m a patient man and want orangie to lose his mind even more