2020 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jake Scott, Jan 9, 2020.

  1. TC

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    I follow the #SpursUp hashtag and get random San Antonio and Tottenham Hotspur stuff in there sometimes :facepalm:
     
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  2. Wu

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    I’m gonna need Muschamp to bellow “cocks up” after every interview like Orgeron does “go tigers”
     
  3. TC

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    #CocksIn every time we’re in on a new cruit
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    #BonerTime
     
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  5. Ray McKigney

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  6. bertwing

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    No
     
  7. Day Man

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    #cockstrong just seems too easy
     
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  8. Wu

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    when you’re creeping on insta attention whores again
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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  10. Lenin

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    Tear it down
     
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  11. TC

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    Dabo gets COVID :pray:
     
  12. Fran Tarkenton

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  13. Jack Parkman

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    Didn’t he have some issues in HS too or am I thinking of a teammate
     
  14. Savage Rob Chubb

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    2022 heisman trophy winner
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    We aren't playing football anytime soon so it doesn't matter
     
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    well this is something I had never heard of:

    Arrested on May 9 for disorderly conduct and spending two days in jail in Statesboro, Sheffield was arrested a second time a week later on May 16 for DUI-Less safe-alcohol and spent two more days in jail. A bond was set for Sheffield in the amount of $1,576 for the second charge.

    Georgia has a “DUI Less Safe” statute, which means that a driver can be convicted of DUI even if the driver's Blood Alcohol Content is less than 0.08 grams. The DUI laws in Georgia criminalize driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs, whether illegal, prescription, or over-the-counter and toxic vapors to the extent that it is less safe for the person to do so. Even if they don’t have a chemical test to back up the claim there could still be a conviction based on circumstantial evidence.
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cobb Co was ticketing people for being "high" with absolutely zero way to prove it You refuse to take a piss test? Well that gets your license suspended for a year automatically. You take a piss test? Well, what happens if you smoked 2 weeks ago? Yup, still get a DUI.

    Don't remember what came of it, but there was a single officer who had the vast majority of the arrests
     
  18. Jake Scott

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    Kid got to Auburn and immediately turned towards booze but it’s still a lot safer than where he’s from. Don’t want to be gunned down by a couple of necks while jogging.
     
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  19. Savage Rob Chubb

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    We'll be playing in September because south.
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    NCAA just allowed teams to get back on campus June 1st!!!

    Gonna have a quick Summer A-Day
     
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  21. Fran Tarkenton

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    Cant remember. Think he was a pretty good kid in HS, but I stopped following he and his teammate after their rankings plummeted before senior year. Feel bad he had to learn the hard way bad things usually happen around Ga Southern.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    ben Roethlisberger
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    close, that was GCSU in milledgeville.
     
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  24. TheFreak55

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  25. Corky Bucek

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. John McGuirk

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    Honestly I think the timing of the 10 Bryant-Denny construction staff contracting covid and Pay Dye contracting it is too much of a coincidence. I think the REC or Harvey Updyke must be behind this. Can’t believe Bama would stoop as low as bio warfare but here we are
     
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  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Just got a text from my folks saying something was up at VU

    Sounds like we might elevate our interim AD into the full-time role

    Would be first black lady to lead a SEC school full-time
     
  28. bertwing

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  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    VU undergrad and then got her masters and PhD at VU (from what was at the time the #1 grad school of higher ed in the nation) :ohgosh: <3

    lfg
     
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  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    believe her and Carla Williams at UVA (formerly of UGA) are the only two black women to ever lead a P5 school
     
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  31. SuperCam

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    Sheffield was pretty highly recruited. He was one of those kids who wanted to play WR, not many schools wanted him there, and we were willing to take him and let him play WR for a year. He was set to move to DB this spring

    Matthew Hill also moved to safety. I'm actually excited to see how that goes. It seems like it's been ages since we had a safety with speed and ball skills.
     
  32. Jake Scott

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    But what about Trigga Tray?
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Won us the super bowl
     
  34. Jake Scott

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    What was his Super Bowl record?
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't know, but he won it for us in 2013
     
  36. Jake Scott

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    He did win it for you. You think that season was worth the next 7 with Gus?

    He won it once in 2017... Then lost again a few weeks later. He went 1-5?

    Didn't realize he's on the Green Packer's roster.

    /Trigga history
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trigga'd
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    I do wish Gus had been fired by now, but we're Chad now. Record setting offenses just to piss off bertwing
     
  39. bertwing

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    You’ve always been Chad’s
     
  40. Lenin

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    I would laugh my ass off if Auburn went from Gus to Chad fucking Morris

    I mean John L Smith did a better job as Slaw HC
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    But now we have embraced it
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only way that's possible is if Gus retires. Chad probably needs 2-3 years to rebuild his image before he could get any decent job, and then that's probably iffy. He'll get paid as much or more than any non P-5 job, and he'd need to light the world on fire to get another shot at a P-5 job.

    So, maybe Gus retires in 2024 and Chad takes over
     
  43. bertwing

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    God I sincerely hope Chad takes over at Auburn
     
  44. electronic

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    Auburn gave their coach a billion dollar raise and a lifetime contract after a 4 loss season, so don't rule it out.
     
  45. TheFreak55

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    He'd still beat dumbo
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's clear you're scared
     
  47. Lenin

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    and Gus is still a billion times better than Chad

    I would rather have Dennis Franchione as a HC than Chad Morris
     
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  48. bertwing

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    It literally can’t get worse than what I’ve experienced the last two years so I can’t say there’s anything I’m afraid of
     
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  49. SuperCam

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    Ive been on our private board hyping up Cristobal since 2018. I really thought he was a perfect fit for us, but that ship has sailed. Ive accepted Malzahn's at least going to be our coach as long as Nix is here.

    I don't know who our next coach will be. I like Jeff Scott, Clark Lea, Tony Elliott, and Dan Lanning as guys in like 5 years when we could realistically be in the market for a coach, might be good candidates by then. Who knows. I say this and it will probably be Rhett Lashlee
     
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