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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Feb 13, 2020 at 7:01 PM.
Pls post them along with the gifts ur getting
If ur making dinner post what ur making
Getting my wife a $50 Dave and Busters power card and taking my wife to Dave and Busters to use our power card
I think you just saved my marriage
i stumbled into this thread, saw your post, and had a random story about gift cards.
probably should be in the annoying things your coworkers do but meh, fuck it.
first job out of college i used to travel all the time, sometimes solo, sometimes with another coworker to do site visits. we'd fly sunday and then home thursday night. dude was hired on as a new associate at the age of 40 and had five kids. instead of going to dinner each night he'd roll in to some chain restaurant and get a gift card.
i was like 'meh' to the whole thing, dude was weird, didnt want to dine with him, but thought it was a bit odd that we're working for an accounting firm and he's pulling that (we didn't get a per diem just told to 'use your best judgement'). tbh, i think there were tax implications of him expensing gift cards.
instead of eating dinner he'd hit up a grocery store the night we'd get in to a client, buy bread, and pb&j and eat that for dinner.
his story to me was he'd take them home to feed his family by going out to 'a nice dinner at olive garden' or something like that.
anyway, back to OP's question, probably not doing anything.
Gonna leave work at about 2. Get super high and head down to the Stanford vs Fullerton baseball game
Does it take two to do a Valentine's Day plan? Asking for myself.
Will be watching NBA All-Star weekend stuff because lol at the thought of me having a woman for the day.
Got my wife Ugg slippers she has been wanting and I’m making a heart shaped meat loaf and red mashed potatoes
Seeing Greg Fitzsimmons at a comedy club, anyone seen him before?
Looks like someone is getting laid tomorrow
If I play my (power) cards right
And then try the TGI Fridays in Franklin Mills
Using my tears as lube for my masturbation.
Like every other night.
this was the most anti climatic story I’ve read in a while.
Spring of 2013 at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood with Neil Brennan, Dane Cook, and a couple other guys. He patted me on the back on his way up to the stage.
They were all pretty funny.
Steak, baked potato, prosciutto wrapped asparagus, oreo truffles.
Exact meal I made her our first Valentines together 8 years ago. Slam dunk.
On Saturday my wife has a baby shower in Boca Raton so we’re driving over Saturday morning. I’ll hang by the pool while she’s at the shower and then we’ll go to dinner in Boca.
Cooking. Sous vide some prime ribeyes, goat cheese mashed potatoes and green beans.
Cooking dinner. Steak, lobster tail, carrots. Will have with a bottle of Italian red wine (so long sober February) she prefers. Edibles for dessert.
I'm going to jack off on Snapchat for the Asheville Invitational group from TMB
Maybe swap out those Oreos for a sad banana?
that sounds awesome you still looking for a valentine?
Gonna go park behind a Cheesecake Factory and see if I can talk my wife into giving me a Cleveland handshake
started dating this girl about 2 weeks ago. Worst time of the calendar to get into a relationship...straight up said its a little early for anything serious, but we can get together and cook tomorrow night
Dinner and a few things from lululemon....it’s a wrap.
May go see the Sonic movie
bitches love sonic
We don’t do gifts but we are leaving Saturday for 4 days in Cabo for a combination my birthday/Valentines trip
Yeah. Please wear a bolo tie
Dinner at chez FRes. Crabcakes , mashed potatoes, something green. Bourbon. Found some Belgian chocolate ice cream that's pretty awesome.
Maybe a gangbang in the Castro after the game?
buying a bolo tie, getting ripped with Cornelius Suttree and watching some college baseball. might even hit a show after.
edit: gangbang in the Castro at some point
Yeah but what are you getting her
I currently have no plan whatsoever and have extreme anxiety about it. I should probably do something about it.
Feel like you told the first joke just so set this one up.
And you fucking nailed it.
Just eat da booty
dave and busters
dav an bus
That's some illuminati shit
Stealing this. See you in Marrietta
let me know when Trae wins the 3 pt contet
Headed to the Greenbrier for a long weekend with my wife and daughter. Meeting one of my best friends I grew up with, with his wife and kids. Not really a valentines trip, just happen to be going this weekend. Pretty stoked. Gonna give falconry a go
Coaching in our final regular season game. But we’re off to Hawaii in a month
Bought her some earrings. Had a kid last Sunday so that little bastard is the present IMO. Coming during the Super Bowl, the little inconsiderate prick. Good thing he's cute and smart like his father
We said we weren’t getting each other presents but I/my admin know better. Sent the Mrs. a lululemon gift card (via email) signed by the dog to skirt the issue and get some bonus points.
this was 100% my admin’s idea.
Married 27 years
she will go to bed around 10 pm and I’ll stay up and play Xbox
Theres a chocolatier nearby and got desert there.
Netflix and chill
Cliche'. Cards and flowers, she "hasn't had time to shop,"
Quality thread icon, btw.