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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Feb 13, 2020.
welp getting card and flowers gina comin over and we go to hightide harry,s eat charbroil oysters and or obay rock shrimp ? ?
then normal stuff ?
Got the gf flowers, chocolate and a card. Going out for dinner tonight. Pretty straightforward
Wife is allergic to most flowers and thinks Valentines is stupid
Gonna cook my dog a steak and drink IPAs while I drunk text past hook ups
while listening to Venice by Anderson Paak
I'm going to Fayetteville without wife so she can stay home and get railed by her sidepiece
Best gift I can offer
After Christmas and then a January birthday, I'm out of gift ideas so she's SOL. Just gonna go out for dinner
Just had a baby so staying at home, but lucky for me got to combine a Valentine's gift with a push present (which is apparently a thing now)!!
It’s my birthday tomorrow so we skip Vday and focus on my special day
Korean BBQ and jewelry.
Little one has a flu-like virus, so we are taking care of her today.
I got her a bracelet and we're going to dinner at a tapas restaurant. Really exciting stuff.
making venison stir fry. we don't really celebrate valentine's day
I got her a weighted blanket and our kid has a soccer game tonight so we will be attending that. Romance novel type shit.
Strip steaks, twice baked potatoes and asparagus for dinner.
The kids and I are making mom a heart-shaped strawberry cake with cream cheese frosting and fresh strawberries on top for dessert.
My first date was on valentines day.
What a fucking idiot I was. So 4 years in now I have V-day, an arbitrary "anniversary" in 2 weeks and her birthday was Jan 31. (spoiler because I am always worried about her finding this site.)
You don't think if she did find it she wouldn't click the giant "spoiler" button?
Just limits what shows up on google search if she knew my handle.
I don't know what this says about me, but I'd much rather eat nice meals on my own and PB&J's with the wife and kids.
Shawn, you've hired a prostitute haven't you?
So what you’re telling me is that she would know the website and username, but would o my rely on google search results and not like go to the actual site?
Is that what you’re saying?
I got married at the Greenbrier. AMA.
I don't make enough money yet for a lady of the night
No. She could know my handle from reddit. She is not likely snooping but if she googled the handle one day I don't need any shit.
Doesn’t sound like this guy had particularly refined taste.
Well then you certainly don’t have enough money for a girlfriend either
I cook 90% of the meals we eat in order to avoid eating a hastily made mess. Trade off is she cleans most of the dishes. Going to get a tom yum hot pot and some sashimi tonight though.
Sounds lame but my wife travels for work and blew out two suitcases in under a year (both were older suitcases) so I got her a new Briggs and Riley CX carryon for way more than we wanted but this fucker should last for forever.
Also got her a card and flowers.
We are cooking dinner at home and watching a movie. *wink wink*
Low key this year
We’ll probably watch Knives Out w. Kendall in an effort to take her mind off things
Did you engage in the ancient art of falconry as a part of your nuptials? I am very excited for that. Headed to that nice steak house at the resort for dinner tonight. What do I get?
I would suggest steak
As luck would have it I’m currently on business in the Castro.
On call at a trauma hospital in Baltimore. Gf is back in New York. She got flowers and Zac brown band tickets
I’m going to assume all of these posts are implying that the woman involved is devine ’s mother
if She is asleep I might have a shot.
Went paddle boarding in the AM while LadyPokes swam, dropped her off at work, bought a last-minute present, went back out paddling/surfing for the rest of the day, then made penne alla vodka before she got home ‘cause she’d been craving it.
Had sushi with my daughter and bought an extra roll for the pooch. Currently drunk on braincake double ipa and hoping all you lovers got your dicks sucked. Boom boom tomorrow roll tide
Penne à la vodka is a staple of mine
How do you make it?
Never made it from scratch before so I just averaged a bunch of recipes against the ingredients we had.
- Brown 3 cloves of garlic and a pinch of red pepper in ~1-2 tbsp butter
-Add 28oz crushed tomatoes and 1/2 cup vodka, reduced 30 mins
-Add 2/3 cup heavy cream and reduced another +30 mins
-Fold in 1/2 cup cheese until melted
-Pour over penne, sprinkle shredded parmigiana and serve
Got off work, went home, went to the bar for a few beers with friends, watched some Jasob Isbell songs on Youtube, and now listening to Death Cab For Cutie songs (Soul Meets Body is an amazingly underrated song). I'm totally not emo, I promise.
Sorry I just now saw this. No, I’ve never done falconry, but I’ve heard great things. I’ve been to the steakhouse several times. I hope you got the lobster mashed potatoes.
I do not disagree but that will be changing come March
Now I’ll just have to find someone in such a dark and desperate place they stoop as low as to date me
dude, I know you are kind of kidding but that type of attitude is what girls absolutely hate.
you go get yourself a clean bracelet and explore.
Yeah Shawn step your game up
someone will copy and paste that classic and will rack up all the likes
Our party did. I’m allergic to shellfish unfortunately. Didn’t stop me from dominating my NY strip though. This place is ridiculous. Just got done with a much needed schvitz. Now off to bowling.
congratulation, hope you bowl out and get all these bowl player chasers