2021 B1G Football Thread: No one wants our coaches

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  1. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    My head says husk so that they can carry Scoot off on their shoulders straight to the contract extension desk.

    My heart says goph so we can lose by 80 next week.
    I just can’t decide.
     
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  2. herb.burdette

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    Don’t you lose a lot on the OL?
     
  3. Rabid

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    We do but some may come back with the extra year of eligibility. It’s hard to know exactly what we lose.
     
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  4. Anison

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  5. mp_22

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    Don’t have a better QB?
     
  6. Rabid

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    I understand the Nebraska football experience. This is hard to watch.
     
  7. Rabid

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    Is Iowa going to win a game in the 20s without scoring an offensive touchdown?
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    These are a couple of 7-4 teams, one of them poorly coached and 3-8 and the other well coached and 9-2.
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Yes
     
  10. backinblack23

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    Welcome to Iowa football.
     
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  11. Rabid

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    Is it the most Nebraska thing to lose that way or the most Iowa thing to win that way?

    Yes.
     
  12. ~ taylor ~

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    What Heroes are we honoring in this game? Farmers or military?
     
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  13. racer

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    Yes

     
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  14. racer

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    Also, Tyler Goodson.
     
  15. Lyrtch

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    this is so fucking funny
     
  16. herb.burdette

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    This Nebraska fourth quarter is like a tribute to every Nebraska game this season. These guys are artists.
     
  17. racer

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    Scored too soon coming right up
     
  18. racer

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  19. backinblack23

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    Seed corn companies, they are the only true winners in both states.
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Dude it’s over
     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    It’s been over this entire quarter
     
  22. petere1588

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    Zack Van Walkenburg must be from Whinchestertonfieldville, Iowa.
     
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  23. racer

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    Wrong Adam Sandler movie, pal!
     
  24. racer

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    No way. Omg.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Classic
     
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  26. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    at thanksgiving yesterday my gopher fan family had themselves convinced that the gophs were gonna take the division this weekend, so this result was also funny on that end
     
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  27. backinblack23

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    I hate to do it but I gotta jump and that shitty row boat from up north and help the rodents get up stream.
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    Little too much fermented corn mash, farmer?
     
  29. Rabid

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    Ever the optimist. The only thing more predictable than this outcome would be Nebraska winning then Minnesota blowing it.
     
  30. romanoff

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  31. HotMic

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    Does someone want to tell them?

     
  32. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    It’s technically correct no matter the outcome tomorrow, but it’s still lame as fuck.

    I don’t even agree with that being technically correct. Wisconsin wins and they win the west. They dominated Iowa. Claiming to share the title with a team who dominated you is stupid.
     
  33. ButchCassidy

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    Hang the banner!
     
  34. Rabid

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    It sounds like 3 of the top 6 may return including John Michael Schmitz (2nd best C in the B1G) and Blaise Andries (G, 3yr starter) which I think are rated (by PFF) as the two top run blockers on our OL. The tackles will be new starters.

    It wouldn’t surprise me to see Autman-Bell come back to put a better year on tape (too many missed games) for the NFL. I think he is fringe as it is.
     
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  35. theregionsitter

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    Flu is wrecking college campuses
     
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  36. backinblack23

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    Yeah this is embarrassing
     
  37. Constant

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    Flu shots how do they work.
     
  38. Emma

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    Horrendous ref job
     
  39. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    I don’t really want to see Iowa get throttled in the BTCG, but it looks like the refs don’t either. Awful missed PI in the end zone on Wisconsin followed by an awful PI call on minny the following drive.
     
  40. $P1

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    This MSU/PSU game seems fun
     
  41. Lip

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    Why they still keep running Kimbrough out there I will never understand. You have to try someone else at some point when he just keeps getting torched every week.

    Fuck you #Florida Gators
     
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  42. Lip

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  43. Jimmy the Saint

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    Yes
     
  44. afk999

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    Our usual inability to run the ball is probably why
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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    hey you should have known he stunk when he couldn’t play on our awful defense
     
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  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  47. Lip

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    You should never be running the ball. There are multiple receivers wide open every time you pass.
     
  48. Lip

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    What is your return policy?
     
  49. Emma

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