2021 B1G Football Thread: Where we make shit up, mostly being a top 5 team

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  1. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Oooh you need some toast to go with all that jelly?
     
  2. bro

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    sometimes you gotta fake an injury to slow down that dynamic Iowa offense
     
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  3. backinblack23

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    Hey, when we get rolling and gain 8-10 yards in consecutive plays, we feel pretty special.
     
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  4. PSU12

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  5. PSU12

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    I’m truly baffled by this double down from Ferentz. The lack of self awareness is amazing.
     
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  6. pennstate2012

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    I’m really glad Clifford and our starting DT faked those injuries and didn’t play the rest of the game! Can’t give that Iowa juggernaut the fast tempo they are known for.
     
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  7. Celemo

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    how quickly you forget
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  8. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Welcome to every day and every situation of being an Iowa fan.
     
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  9. RockHardJawn39

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    If anything, we fucked ourselves by stopping the clock when we needed to burn every possible second
     
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  10. construxboy

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    Not to mention that with a shitty backup QB in the game and the lead, we wanted it over as soon as possible. Stopping the clock hurt that.
     
    #2061 construxboy, Oct 12, 2021 at 4:51 PM
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  11. construxboy

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    New PSU motto: Unrivaled*


    *Except those corn fuckers from Iowa.
     
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  12. hood b. goode

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    glad Kirk ferentz found new things to be pissed off about other than black players braiding their hair, listening to rap, or breathing
     
    #2063 hood b. goode, Oct 12, 2021 at 5:20 PM
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  13. RalfBully

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    Pretty sure Iowa used to always bitch about MSU doing that too
     
  14. herb.burdette

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    At least the Iowa cheerleaders didn’t taunt you with mega phones.
     
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  15. construxboy

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    Fixed
     
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  16. pez

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    from the comments

     
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  17. RalfBully

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    it was multiple years
     
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  18. pez

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    oh I’m sure. Just confirming that they’re still bitching about it
     
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  19. RalfBully

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    you know those Ferentz v. Dantonio games were all about tempo
     
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  20. backinblack23

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    You have to be honest, there a few times where Iowa moved the ball with ease and all of a sudden a guy goes down and boom he’s back in 1 play later. Yes Clifford and your DT never came back but let’s not act like there was never any other “injury” that happened.
     
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  21. RockHardJawn39

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  22. Tug

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    Imagine winning the first big ten matchup of top 5 teams in 300 years and complaining about it
     
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  23. backinblack23

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    I’m not complaining, just simply saying let’s not act like there wasn’t questionable injuries.
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    You typed what we’re all thinking.
     
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  25. Goose

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    Everyone just keep losing to Iowa so we can 59-0 them in the BTT and you can all sit back and watch us propel our conference back into the playoff and laugh at them long the way
     
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  26. herb.burdette

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    Do you have an opinion on piss balloons?
     
  27. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Nope, never been on the receiving end of one
     
  28. RockHardJawn39

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    I want it to be us to 59-0 them, but this is the real world, so Go Bucs!
     
  29. Goose

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    That's the spirit

    Not everyone can be us but we're happy to share the good moments
     
  30. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    You better make sure you make it there first. You’ve already lost once this season and you still have to play tougher teams than Oregon.
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you
     
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  32. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Spicy Kirk, I love it. It's fun to watch PSU complain so much about the loss.
     
  33. Tug

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    I hate to say it but points have been made here
     
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  34. PSU12

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    “Iowa moved the ball with ease” = 1 play of 6+ yards. there is no tempo, you never consistently moved the ball with ease all season. It’s just a really dumb thing to get mad about.
     
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  35. Cooler

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    Only needed the 1, it's the perfect Iowa game.
     
  36. RockHardJawn39

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    Iowa is complaining. Psu is wallowing in anguish at how bad our backup QB is.
     
  37. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    No one here is complaining except the guys complaining about Kirk complaining. Move on. We won, are we the better team? Who knows, just so happened we won Saturday. Honestly Purdue is probably going to give us a handful and I wouldn’t be surprised if they beat us.
     
  38. RockHardJawn39

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  39. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Haven’t you all heard by now? We’re MMA fighters with a good rear naked choke or something.
     
  40. Rabid

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  41. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    They got lots of pigs. Think pigfuckers works better, jmo
     
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  42. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    *weren't
     
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  43. construxboy

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  44. pez

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    Penn State really committing to the bit

     
  45. Tug

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    Great, they just stopped the clock again
     
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  46. Goose

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    Tankin because of Franklin
     
  47. PSU12

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    That’s a huge loss. Brisker and Ebiketie have been banged up all year to varying levels since Wisconsin. I think Brisker is battling a shoulder issue all season. Hoping he holds up against the power run teams left.

    Iowa fans and coaches are mouth breathing morons.
     
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  48. Celemo

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  49. buckwild

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    Any update on Clifford?