2021 B1G Football Thread: Where we make shit up, mostly being a top 5 team

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  1. construxboy

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    He's still faking it for another week or so.
     
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  2. pez

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    he’s a big red dog
     
  3. PSU12

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    Franklin doesn’t give out injury details. I don’t think he plays against Illinois next week. Who knows beyond that.
     
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  4. FrankReynolds

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    I just don't get the Iowa smack talk on other people's feed corn. Great, you have the best animal grade corn, congrats. The big ten should really breakdown the divisions by sweet corn and feed corn (they would stay the same).
     
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  5. racer

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    Penn state fans are a weird kind of mad this week.
     
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  6. UKupNorth

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    I think most just mad at how dominant psu was looking with Clifford in there and more than likely were going to win going away. Driving up 14-3 and looking like they were gonna put it away early with another TD, and settle for a FG after he goes down. Then he gets hurt, and everything imploded.
     
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  7. PSU12

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    I’m pissed about the injury stuff. It’s so mind numbingly against any and all logic it makes me mad. The loss is what it is. There will be 2-3 more of those this season. But Ferentz doubling down to embolden the fans booing our injuries actually makes me mad.
     
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  8. pez

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    Wow look at this Penn State Pissed
     
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  9. jokewood

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    Personally, I enjoy this new Salted Vanilla Ferentz flavor.
     
  10. HotMic

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  11. herb.burdette

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    Does anyone think Iowa loses any regular season game? Even the road trips to Wisconsin and Nebraska done look that bad.
     
  12. Constant

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    They lose one of those, don't they? Have to? Please?
     
  13. herb.burdette

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    With Wisconsin having virtually no passing game, they seem like a team that’s ill equipped to deal with Iowa’s defense.

    Who knows where Nebraska will be by the end of the season. They could salvage things or simply implode.
     
  14. Constant

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    Better preemptively ban backinblack23

    - TMB Sparties.
     
  15. HotMic

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  16. Jimmy the Saint

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    In what context? Straight up? No. Should Hafley be on the shortlist if Franklin leaves? Absolutely.

    I know your idiot writer was stirring that up.
     
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  17. Constant

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    "OSU writer" and "idiot" are redundant. I'll get no flak from TMB Bucks on that.
     
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  18. PSU12

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  19. backinblack23

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    Woh woh woh, you think the East grows better sweet corn than any of the west states? Fuck off.
     
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  20. backinblack23

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    Yes, we will lose at least one regular season game. Petras and Brian Ferentz are both below average at their positions.
     
  21. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Just give him enough rope and he'll ban himself.
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe not Wisconsin, who is 2nd to Michigan in the sweet corn rankings. Yes on the rest.
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

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    Nebraska could put it together and beat Iowa, although it's more likely they come close and lose by shooting themself in the dick.
     
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  24. construxboy

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    .
     
  25. M'ark Pepperonio

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    No.
     
  26. construxboy

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    Thanks. Didn't think so and deleted the thought.
     
  27. racer

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    TIL that if you are googling agricultural outputs of various states and you type in <state name> ag the google suggestion is age of consent every time and that’s both sad and disgusting.
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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  29. timo

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    jesus christ help me. clearly a post written by someone who has never had quality sweet corn grown in Appalachian soils.

    :roll:
    they make gasoline out of your corn
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    It's fucking science that any state that touches a Great Lake grows better sweet corn than those that don't. Except maybe Ohio, because their soil is unclean.
     
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  31. timo

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    does shelley put Old Bay on her corn?
     
  32. HotMic

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    You got a problem with Old Bay on corn?
     
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  33. RockHardJawn39

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    Ohio corn probably needs some seasoning
     
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  34. timo

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    if you're in Maryland and having it with some blue crahhbs, I guess
     
  35. PSU12

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    Noted James Franklin apologist and great personal friend, Pat Narduzzi, weighs in on the matter….

     
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  36. Sean Connery

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  37. Jimmy the Saint

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  38. HotMic

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    Corn accompaniment rankings

    1. Butter
    2. Butter, salt & pepper
    3. Butter & salt
    4. Butter & Old Bay
    5. Butter & rib rub
     
  39. Jimmy the Saint

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    Get some elote in your life.
     
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  40. Goose

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    I don’t know what old bay is

    Don’t @ me
     
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  41. HotMic

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    Love it, but I think that’s in its own category.
     
  42. $P1

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    I'll take Nebraska
     
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  43. Jimmy the Saint

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    I think this is probably the most likely but I wouldn't be that surprised if Purdue beat them this week.
     
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  45. racer

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    Ohioans put Kraft Mac and cheese powder on their corn
     
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  46. Bo Pelinis

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  47. Bo Pelinis

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    See this guy gets it.
     
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  48. Corch

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    Michigan can't even get clean water and they expect us to think they can grow edible sweet corn?

    You're trying to fool the wrong crowd, guys.
     
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