2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Sir Phobos

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    I literally said that but Wake would have never have bothered doing it in the middle of carousel if nobody cared. He was extended right now for a reason. A normal extension could have been post-bowl game if nobody was snooping around.
     
  2. HOOSINSC

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    he’s arguably the best football player we’ve ever had.
     
  3. Handcuffed

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    Wonder if Virginia is a fit for Chadwell. I liked Duke for him because it's a low stakes P5 gig but Virginia is similar.
     
  4. DeToxRox

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  5. Taques

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    do you really wanna take an offensive coach from WVU tho lol
     
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  6. HOOSINSC

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    i dont think he’d fit in. i thought he was a better match for VT.
     
  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    They should go for Bill Obrien or Elko imo
     
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  8. (Z)

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    Yes, great idea. Your lips to God’s ear.
     
  9. Sir Phobos

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    Poindexter is your prohibitive favorite this early on. well-liked at the school and been around P5s long enough plus would be a great recruiter, at least in the state (where much like VT, their reputation has bottomed out). the big question would be if he's actually head-whistle material but that's a crapshoot for a lot of guys.

    could definitely see that hire happening but it'd seem mighty reactionary. this late in the carousel UVA might as well do their due diligence anyway.
     
  10. southlick

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  11. 20/20/20/20

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    Got ya, spooked ya
     
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  12. southlick

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  13. Zebbie

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    seems like a weird sequence to leave for a couple of years to be an analyst & then get rehired…wonder what the story is there?
     
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  14. aisle seven

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    He was PSU’s OC for a year but got canned.
     
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  15. herb.burdette

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    Seems like current or former Penn State assistants are everywhere this cycle.
     
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  16. (Z)

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    He left for another job, got fired, and is now coming back. Not particularly weird.
     
  17. Zebbie

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    got it, that makes sense
     
  18. teel

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    Ciarrocca has failed everywhere except for when he's with Fleck, they should get married
     
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  19. hood b. goode

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    https://sports.yahoo.com/investigat...ely-called-black-custodian-boy-024429754.html


    https://sports.yahoo.com/investigat...ely-called-black-custodian-boy-024429754.html
     
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  20. Redav

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    Great stuff that it leaks after he's fired and he never faces any repercussions
     
  21. Jack Parkman

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    Apparently #Miami Hurricanes are meeting with Mario this weekend and are feeling confident he comes home

    one of the reason is that he still hasn’t signed that #Oregon Ducks extension they have offered

    :popcorn:
     
  22. Born Again Lefty

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  23. Jack Parkman

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    I’m not saying this has the potential to be a bigger disappointment to the Miami fanbase since grUden fell through

    but I’m not not saying it
     
  24. LA window washer

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    That a good way to get your team ready to play the Pac12 champ game for you.
     
  25. C Yank

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    We’re not concerned. If you have to try and cover up the fact that your AD search has been a shit show, you’re in fact a shit show program.
     
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  26. Duck2013

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    Good.
     
  27. Gritty Badger

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    SHOOK

    i don’t think he comes either but has nothing to do with the AD search
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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    per the cane boards that’s a coordinated misinformation campaign on behalf of manny’s henchmen to scare off Mario
     
  29. verbalduck

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    Ain't happening....

    [​IMG]
     
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  30. CF3234

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    What, haven’t you seen a power struggle among a College’s board of trustees play out in public before?
     
  31. Duck2013

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    Is the number of people on that board really 68? That’s more interesting to me than Mario ripping the rug out from my ducks tbh.
     
  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    so Lanning or Fickell?



    probably not Fickell given his team is likely to make playoff
     
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  33. Prospector

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  34. -Prime-

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    so if he does come, what does it say about the mighty Oregon ducks …. Ouch
     
  35. am16401

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    that he enjoys having sex with his wife and didnt want to piss her off by denying her a chance to move back home near her family :justsayin:
     
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  36. killerwvu

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  37. C A N E

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    If that’s true they need to fire Manny. It’s pretty classless.
     
  38. Nostradumass

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    Seems like a step down, imo.
     
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  39. am16401

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    or if he had some pride he'd say fuck you guys I'm going to this other school that actually wants me....oh wait
     
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  40. (Z)

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    Got your coaching search tips from David Housel and Bobby Lowder apparently.
     
  41. LuPoor

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    Yeah he should definitely forfeit his buyout money r u srs rite now
     
  42. Jack Parkman

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    Gonna be real awkward in the gables if this attempt at Mario falls through
     
  43. am16401

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    LuPoors head
     
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  44. ATX305

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    Hopefully means he’s gone regardless
     
  45. ATX305

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    Hey Louisiana Tech and FIU are hiring!
     
  46. LuPoor

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    Oh no, I knew what you meant. Your premise was that no one would want to hire him. It was just a really dumb post
     
  47. Gritty Badger

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    this is top notch reporting what a scoop what a shocker out of left field
     
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  48. am16401

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    I fully expect it to. Right now we are being told to "watch the finish" and tomorrow Pelican will come congratulate Oregon posters and the Fong will drop a CB for the Ducks and all the Miami insiders will start talking about the last minute bags were to hard for him to turn down.
     
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  49. C A N E

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    I’d rather take Lane :(

    Mario beating Ohio state at the shoe but getting schooled by Utah is so Miami.