2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m going through being a lifelong ucla fan. As down as I am I’m not going east of the 405 for some ass.
     
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  2. CUgator

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    It could always be worse: Karl Dorrell could be your coach
     
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  3. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Lets hug brother and bond over our horrible sports affiliations.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    he was and he was better here than Kelly has been.
     
  5. Cornelius Suttree

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    Personally I'd have a little faith in Martin Jarmond
     
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  6. Corky Bucek

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    Member when people thought UCLA was holding out on firing him because his buyout would significantly drop after something like January 15th. I member.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    You must have been dreaming because that never actually happened and no one actually said that. It was mentioned but no one said that’s what we were waiting for. If Azz was still the DC I think he would be getting fired. I think that was a bigger issue holding up negotiations.
     
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  8. devine

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    I mean chip hasn’t been that bad?
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    now you’re just being unnecessarily mean
     
  10. Corky Bucek

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    I’m too lazy but that wa posted multiple times itt
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    that the buyout went to zero:yes. that it was what we were waiting for and that he be fired after it went to zero : no.
     
  12. Shiggityshwo

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    bit behind on the thread but I'm guessing UCLA's waiting for that buyout to drop before firing Chip
     
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  13. devine

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    I saw 8-4 was the best year for ucla since 2014. Why do you hate him so much
     
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  14. Tex

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    Shit 8-4 gets you a 10 year 100 million deal
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    we’re a dumpster fire.
     
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  16. MG2

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    Sure, but it's not good for CFB or a lot of these coaches in the end, IMO. And at least Lupoi has a DC title to his role that could potentially lead to something more for him in the future.
     
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  17. southlick

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  18. devine

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    Awesome. He’s garbage
     
  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    “Many successes” seems like just a bit of a stretch.
     
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  20. Sir Phobos

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    not having a proper quote in your avatar from Bobby in that episode makes my eye twitch. my lawd.
     
  21. Handcuffed

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    like in a week?
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    Todd Graham is a reprehensible pile of shit
     
  23. Shiggityshwo

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    sure why not
     
  24. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Big Ten Westsideeeeeee
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    Hawaii needs to hire Timmy Chang. It’s for the good of everyone.
     
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  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    Well I don’t believe they’ll be hiring Colt Brennan.
     
  26. ned's head

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    Maybe rolo realizes he was a dope, gets vaxxed, and slides back
     
  27. ATX305

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    So is Hawaii's AD for hiring him and defending him as recently as last week. Fuck that ass hat
     
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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hawaii had some major violations in basketball a few years back and in the NCAA's infractions report it said there were key department staff members who weren't willing to speak to each other. Like no communication between head basketball coach and the head of various departments. Sounds like a wonderful culture that AD has cultivated
     
  29. Mister Me Too

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    Rolo has/had more issues than not being vaccinated:

    https://www.seattletimes.com/sports...ess-disregard-of-constitutional-rights/?amp=1
     
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  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    Lack of institutional communication
     
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  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    wonder where todd will head next

     
  32. gilstein21

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    Wherever it is; it’ll be his dream school.
     
  33. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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  34. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Chip is 2-22 at UCLA against teams that finish with winning records. 6-7 LSU, 6-7 Hawai'i, 5-7 Cal, 4-8 USC, 4-8 Washington, 4-8 Colorado, 3-9 Stanford, and 1-11 Arizona had strong supporting roles in his breakthrough 8-4 season.
     
  35. LuPoor

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    We should have gone 1-AA in football years ago
     
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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. Cornelius Suttree

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    He was amazing at Vandy. Fucking Chaos man
     
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  38. Jack Parkman

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  39. RockHardJawn39

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  40. Jimmy the Saint

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  41. GunsUpDump

    GunsUpDump Wreck Em Red Raiders!
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    oh no Elko is gonna poach Elijah now
     
  42. VASooner

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    I thought you were
     
  43. GunsUpDump

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    Hey Truman

    what are your thoughts on Marcus Johnson
     
  44. Truman

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    Are you guys hiring him? Heard he was under consideration
     
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  45. GunsUpDump

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    We could hire him, yes

    Right now its all a guess because Jimbo keeps shit on lockdown until its done
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    recruiting is non existent. We’re hemorrhaging depth. Lost like 3 -4 coaches. It is easier to just say we are a dumpster fire.
     
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  47. Truman

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    Hard to tell if he’s a good coach. OL has been a mixed bag, but there’s been a lot of flukey injuries and COVID absences the past two years. He’s a good recruiter
     
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  48. GunsUpDump

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    Thats all Jimbo needs in a coach tbqh
     
  49. DeToxRox

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    Watching A&M under Jimbo, it shows
     
  50. Truman

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    Well duh. He clearly doesn’t care about good coaching.
     
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