2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Dump

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    Watching Michigan play Georgia, it showed that you guys need some more recruiters
     
  2. Detlef Schrempf

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    Why would you need to coach when you can go 8-4 and make $10 million without fear of being fired?
     
  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    IvanTheTerrible what is the holdup on Hankton? Sounds like both sides expect him to leave.
     
  4. DeToxRox

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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Have always heard great things about him.
     
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  6. IvanTheTerrible

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    Done deal
     
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  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I love a good coaching search.
     
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  8. Jake Scott

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    Good WR coach and at a school like LSU that can recruit WR’s from LA itself he will be even better.

    We need a dirty filthy bagman.
     
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  9. am16401

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    Go get Cuban coffee back
     
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  10. Mister Me Too

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    May I recommend Ron Dugans?
     
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  11. Jake Scott

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    I’d take him back and tell him all he’s allowed to do is recruit. I wouldn’t let him in the first offensive meeting.
     
  12. DeToxRox

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  14. Dump

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    Excuse me he is taken

    landed the best TE class of all time recently
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    Is Ken Norton a DC in name only?
     
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  18. Dump

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    Big downgrade for the Gators Jack Parkman
     
  19. IvanTheTerrible

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  20. Andy Reocho

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  23. ATX305

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    Another publication said that Candle was Mario's top target so not sure who to believe
     
  24. infected donkey

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    No wait….don’t stop!
     
  25. Andy Reocho

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    IMO, it's hard to doubt/question McMurphy when he's reporting.
     
  26. HotMic

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    Or following kids in his van.
     
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  27. ATX305

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    This guy?
     
  28. Pharm

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    Arkansas doesn’t like briles as a coach?
     
  29. blind dog

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    or a person
     
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  30. El Tiburon

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    Have you had the Arky fan base on ignore all season?
     
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  31. Gritty Badger

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    well he took a massive L on his reporting on our AD search so hopefully he has better sources down in the Gables than he did a month ago
     
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  32. Andy Reocho

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    I mean, from the outside I'd argue the Miami job search appeared to be a mess.
     
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  33. ATX305

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    Until it wasn't
     
  34. Pharm

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    just because the result was positive doesn’t meant it wasn’t a mess
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    he blocked me on twitter. someone tell me when he accepts the job
     
  36. Gritty Badger

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    lol, why?

    Miami had target 1A. Miami got target 1A. For both Coach and AD. They also kept their existing HC while the search went on behind close doors to keep kids out of the portal and continue to recruit the local targets who were enrolling early. The only "mess" was the media creating a giant sympathy jerk off for Manny until Mario could finish the season at Oregon and the details could be worked out. Mario was hired 2 days after the PAC 12 champ game. The "search" was over the minute Miami reached out to Cristobal's people after the UNC game.
     
  37. Andy Reocho

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    Exactly.
     
  38. Gritty Badger

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    don't get too excited yet Hog fans



     
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    Idk about you but I love QB draws on 3rd and long when you’ve got one of the best receivers in the game who can’t be covered, and running routes short of the sticks and telling our receivers to “go make plays” or running WR passes multiple times throughout the season when they’ve resulted in zero completions and multiple INT’s. Oh and he’s a rape enabler.

    other than that, we love him!
     
  40. Andy Reocho

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    Yea well, good luck topping Trey Biddy's sources :welpseeyalater:

     
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  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    will wait for Otis to confirm tyvm
     
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  42. Gritty Badger

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    miami 247 guy says he's hearing Candle is still top target and Briles hasn't been offered job but could be a leverage play for him

    source off going on
     
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  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. bertwing

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  45. Jack Parkman

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    I think you need to pop in the tapes of our ILB play lately
     
  46. Gritty Badger

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    smells like Jimmy S needed some work done on one of his Lambos
     
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  47. Pharm

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    i mean yalls offense was pretty good. And briles did well at fsu before taggart started to meddle in the offense.

    Mario and briles does seem like a weird fit though.
     
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  48. bertwing

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    Our offense was pretty good. We also had a generational talent at WR and a big mobile QB and a ton of depth at RB.

    But he also had plenty of bone headed playcalls and he disgusts us as a person and still has his dad lingering around. I’d rather have a non piece of shit in our program.
     
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  49. ned's head

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    It will work if mario stays out of the way. He lets his boring ass offensive scheme into the room and it won't.