2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Good for Ike. Now I just hope Harsin doesn’t kill him with ‘rona.
     
  2. bertwing

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    Hog TE coach Dowell Loggains is interviewing for the Kentucky OC job. Would be a tough loss for us, phenomenal recruiter. Was our OC in waiting but we can’t get Briles to fucking leave bc as you’ll recall Miami 100% didn’t offer him.
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Lots of younger NFL guys come in and do really well at recruiting. So hopefully that's the case.

    Should have a lot of ties to Fla and Louisiana.
     
  4. Saul Shabazz

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    You can have our TE coach

    He does absolutely nothing but he hit the HR cycle when he played beisbol at TCU
     
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  5. Jimmy the Saint

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    His career recovered in a hurry. Came into PSU as an analyst last spring before getting your TE job.
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. bertwing

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    My sources indicate hog OL coach Cody Kennedy turned the Dawgs down
     
  8. DeToxRox

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    Nah Arkansas coaches don’t get offered jobs unless they accept
     
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  10. Fran Tarkenton

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    yea idk why anyone thought an OL coach under Pittman's mentorship is going anywhere. Dude is a stud as you know.
     
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  11. The Banks

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    Vanderbilt had a better 2022 signing day class than Florida, what recruiters were behind that?
     
  12. bertwing

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    Real slick announcing this right now Grambling

     
  13. laxjoe

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    Nothing like waiting for WW3 to start before announcing you’re hiring Art Briles as your OC.

    that said, it looks like that tweet has been deleted. Would be amazing if it turned it to be incorrect
     
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  14. Pharm

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    Sounds like Alex Atkins also turned down uga. And by turned down,I mean uga was not going to offer him the money or responsibilities he had at fsu so they likey never offered him, but I choose to say he spurned Kirby for norvell.
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We have no idea what's going on. All our shit is super buttoned up then we hire a guy no one has ever heard of.
     
  16. Jack Parkman

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    what responsibilities does he have besides coach OL? He is listed as OC right but doesn’t call plays
     
  17. Pharm

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    he will call plays but he isn’t primary play caller. Basically the OC job is to be a few plays ahead and send suggestions to norvell who makes the final call. Also he will likely have play calling duties for certain stuff, like short down and distance or red zone. Also responsible for game planning. While he isn’t the primary play caller he is will call some plays and be a critical role in game planning.
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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    but if he isn’t the primary play caller is that job in title mostly going to fast track him to be a HC quicker than if he took the UGA OL coach job? I’m sure kirby could throw a fancy title on there to for a pay bump
     
  19. Pharm

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    yeah of Kirby wanted to make him co-OC and pay him 1.2 million I’d think he leave. But I don’t think Kirby wanted to do that and think the uga people said Kirby is looking for a more long term hire. Atkins will be a head coach soon.
     
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  20. afb

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    He has said he wants to learn playcalling/OC strategies from Norvell.
     
  21. Jack Parkman

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    I’m sure that’ll excite teams looking for a HC when they see that on his resume
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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  23. afb

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    I get that it’s a joke based off our w-l record but I’m pretty sure lots of coaches respect Norvell from an offensive mind.

    He just inherited 0 qbs, 0 playmaking WRs and one of the worst OLs in CFB so he hasn’t been able to implement everything.

    The concepts he tries are solid, the execution is a different story.
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    I mean he’s had 3 off seasons and he’s still planning on trotting out Jordan travis

    his QB choices have been blackman, Travis, Chubba Purdy, Tate Rodemaker, and McKenzie Milton

    And all those but the first 2 have been guys norvell brought in at that position, at what point do we stop blaming the guys he inherited?
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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  26. afb

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    This season was like 70% Norvell roster I think? So I’m not saying he doesn’t take any blame, but the talent on the team was very bad which means more losses which means you don’t recruit at the level you need to build the talent back up.
     
  27. Pharm

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    chubba and Tate were brought in on transition class. Don’t Disagree with Milton and should have brought in a qb that year too. But he is still a respected offensive mind. Doesn’t mean he is a good head coach.
     
  28. Jack Parkman

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    There is a slight chance my opinion is effected by the lasting memory of him scoring 21 pts vs a Christian robinson lead defense that had given up 52 points and 530 yards to the juggernaut that is the Samford Bulldogs just 2 weeks prior
     
  29. ned's head

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    I can't imagine how upset you must be for 'ol billy scoring 18 on a texas team that surrendered 57 to kansas
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    Why would I be upset?
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    Old Ned thought he was really zinging Jack here.
     
  32. ned's head

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    For hiring such a poor offensive mind. Surely your opinion of him was formed in a similar fashion.
     
  33. Jack Parkman

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    Hopefully one day I get the chance to watch him go against a Christian robinson lead defense in order to compare
     
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  34. Saul Shabazz

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    this season was that point, Jackie
     
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  35. Jack Parkman

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  36. Jack Parkman

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  38. Tobias

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    lmao good luck dawgs

    he’s horrible
     
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  39. Jake Scott

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    I'm researching replacements for Kirby this morning :chan:
     
  40. Jake Scott

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    We knew this before you did pal
     
  41. Tobias

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    i know everything about every coach so idk
     
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  42. Jake Scott

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    me too just more than you
     
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  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  44. Jack Parkman

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    Judging by the downvotes, the dawgs are ecstatic

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  45. Shiggityshwo

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    thank you so much dawgs, from the bottom of my heart, I love you

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  46. dump

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    Kirby in fuck it mode after winning a title
     
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  47. Tobias

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    gonna hire fedora to run the offense next
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    We were all pissed at the thought of Will Friend coming back. Now we all wish it was Will Friend.
     
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  49. Shiggityshwo

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    Miami -> UNC -> UGA

    guy just keeps failing upwards
     
  50. electronic

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    I remember hearing that UNC’s team this year was really bad except for a rock solid OL, so this news excites me.
     
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