2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. IvanTheTerrible

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    I think he gets strong consideration for the USC job.
     
  2. ned's head

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    This is going to be an entertaining carousel season. I can feel it in my tinglys
     
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  3. ned's head

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    Also I'd like to congratulate our #Texas AandM Aggies friends for entering their first jimbo wandering eyes season. Not sure if that dog is gonna hunt, but he'll probably at least be annoying
     
  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    we interviewed him in like 2018 and he apparently bombed it from an understanding-scheme-standpoint

    but legendary recruiter
     
  5. IvanTheTerrible

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    I find that very hard to believe.
     
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  6. herb.burdette

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    We were interested at the same time because Coombs had just left for the Titans.

    It just seems that he’s always rumored to be interested in leaving LSU but he’s been there all but three years since 2006.
     
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  8. Saul Shabazz

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    he'd have to be the dumbest motherfucker alive

    .....so 50/50
     
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  9. zachary

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    Just don’t see any way Jimbo leaves A&M for LSU. They cannot compete with the amount of money A&M gives him for facilities and everything else.
     
  10. ned's head

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    I think ed made more than jimbo, so straight line pay probably won't be an issue. Jimbo just wants Jimmy's. I guess the question is whether he can get more of those through facilities or being in the best talent hotbed in the world.

    I personally think it's a couple of years too early to move, but life is weird
     
  11. TAS

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    The odd thing is, for all of Jimbo's recruiting success in his short time at A&M, he's completely neglected the state of Louisiana. Sumlin, Sherman, Slocum all had way more emphasis on LA than Jimbo has had. We do have a 2023 QB commit from there, so maybe things are changing.

    Not sure if there's some bad blood across the state from the 2017/2018 coaching searches, but I thought there would be much more effort for the 2nd tier Louisiana guys that can be valuable players.
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    TIL that Bill O’Brien goes by “Billy” now.

     
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  13. Jack Parkman

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    I enjoy seeing so many fans thinking their team will lure him away from LSU with some BS CO-DC title

    Dudes never leaving LSU
     
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  14. TAS

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    Writers for recruiting websites in the south are contractually obligated to mention him as a potential asst hire during any coaching search
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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    And fans

    they see the success he’s had at LSU and think “oh we want him but don’t want to make him DC so let’s just give him a CO-DC title where he won’t be DC but he’ll jump at the offer”

    I have no doubt teams have tried and he has never seemed to legitimately have interest in leaving
     
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  16. Owsley

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    There should be a new opening in the next couple of hours after Rolovich gets canned for being a shitpitting anti-vax psycho.
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Would that be a for-cause termination and the loss of buyout money? That would be an all-time goof if so
     
  18. Owsley

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    As a state employee, I’d assume refusing a state mandate is grounds for cause.
     
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  19. Celemo

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    if memory serves there's a TMB poster that knows Rolovich either directly or a friend of a friend kind of a deal...wish I could remember who it was
     
  20. Taques

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    its a good thing he wasn’t good at wazzu because our boosters would consider this a huge selling point
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    mc415
     
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    What time will this be happening?
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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  24. NilesIrish

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    Random dude on Twitter said Mel Tucker like it was done. I’m now disappointed.
     
  25. steamengine

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    Give me Urban Meyer in Louisiana please

    Aranda makes the most sense
     
  26. steamengine

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    Jimbo said “I’ve got ranches (multiple) here” so he ain’t going anywhere
     
  27. Owsley

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    Bruce Feldman was on SiriusXM a little while ago and said LSU/Woodward will try to get Dabo :laugh:

    He also said Kiffin isn’t high on their board and that some very powerful/influential people with ties to the program want Tucker, but it’ll be hard to get him to jump again so soon.
     
  28. DeToxRox

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  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    damn so he moved on from Candi quickly
     
  30. DeToxRox

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  31. DeToxRox

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    Washington State should do whatever they can to hire Kalen DeBoer.
     
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  33. Saul Shabazz

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    He was nailing her pre- divorce

    Fuckin hilarious bob married a basic buck girl from North Tally
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. The Banks

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    From WSU site:

    "Take this all for what its worth. Have heard these same things from multiple sources inside the FOB.

    Rolo is gone. That part is certain. Wont drag on.
    Other coaches have been fired
    There is a meeting with members of the program as I write.
    There is a meeting between the players and (AD) Chun at 530.
    Members of the team leadership council have notified Chun the players are considering a boycott for Saturdays game. (EDIT. since I posted this CFC stated in another thread that this is unlikely to happen)
    Again take it all for what it's worth but sounding like things are pretty wild in the building right now."
     
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  36. zachary

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    a boycott lmao
     
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  37. mc415

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    yup that’s me :) I’m actually going to be having dinner with him in December will be interesting to get the real perspective from him, still weird bc he’s not really this kind of guy

    I also know who gave him the religious exemption smh
     
  38. Cornfed Buffalo

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    We need an OC
     
  39. Prospector

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    I'm protesting not being led by a selfish dipshit know nothing is a hell of a stance
     
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  40. mc415

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    funny u say that !? Rolo and I have a mutual friend who worked in the CU athletic dept and he tried to get an interview a few years back, CU was actually a job he wanted the most
     
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  41. Boo MFer!

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    Have to wonder if Rolo committed career suicide.
     
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  42. mc415

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    Yeah I try not to say too much because u know I’ve only know him for 34 years and he is a friend and u guys don’t a thing about him in reality so I don’t want to argue his character with a bunch of people…..but I get it weird hill to die on? Especially he’s got them on a roll
     
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  43. Cornfed Buffalo

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    I remember you saying that.


    I'm 100% down to fire KD but we're pry stuck with him for a couple more years.
     
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  44. Upton^2

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  45. Prospector

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    HiM living in that sinner environment would be fantastic for everyone who hates him
     
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  46. DeToxRox

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    I want to know who these assistant coaches are that are going down with the ship. That’s an even more insane hill to die on.
     
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  47. DeToxRox

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    Stutzmann is Rolovich’a BIL right?
     
  48. mc415

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    rolo wife is not related to him
     
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  49. DeToxRox

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    Stitzmann’s brother was fired from Navy though right
     
  50. The Banks

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    Stutzmann’s brother was the anti-vaxxer coach at navy that quite over the mandate earlier this year.
     
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