2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Pharm

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    Bolded is a fair argument. Was mainly referring to his coaching. When briles is in he can carve up a team but when he is off it looks bad
     
  2. ned's head

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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. bertwing

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    Fuck you Miami
     
  5. MG2

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    Maybe all these years of coaching searches and rumors have made me too cynical, but all of these reports about Kendal Briles seem like the kinds of things that Kendal Briles (or one of his reps) would leak to make himself look good.
     
  6. ATX305

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    Guy got offered and turned the position down in 2 hours lol
     
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  7. Jack Parkman

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    think that’s pretty obvious after it leaks to the National guys Miami is offering him only to then have it leaked that he turned it down like 20 mins later lol
     
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  8. Gritty Badger

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    i mean it’s right there from Miami people that Briles has never been offered the job
     
  9. am16401

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    last ditched effort to get his pay raise from Slaw. Season been over for weeks and today rumors come out about a job offer that was reported yesterday to be offered to someone else and bam that check he been waiting on from Arkansas is finally on the way. Sexton is the goat for a reason.
     
  10. bertwing

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    Miami couldn’t compete with our deep pockets
     
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  11. Saul Shabazz

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    Had to be it

    Cuz ken absolutely loves living near the water
     
  12. Pharm

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    but he also loves duck hunting and deer hunting and Miami don’t have much of that
     
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  13. bertwing

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    He’s building a lake house rn on Beaver Lake!
     
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  14. Saul Shabazz

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    I was being facetious
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    lol at formal offers for coaches. this is all done via backdoor channels until the press conference.

    ah yes the esteemed attorneys at miami sent a courier with a formal offer to toledo ohio

    or

    miami booster talked to an agent and the agent told him how much money it would take
     
  17. Gritty Badger

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    mario and candle have the same agent so doubt any boosters were needed
     
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  18. Gallant Knight

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    So this is a move to get more money for him at Toledo
     
  19. Dan Kendra

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    Briles seemed more committed to running his offense at tempo regardless of time and score or anything other factors than any other coach I’ve ever seen.

    Maybe he was just more concerned with putting up numbers and getting another job.

    Going 3 and out and taking 15 seconds off the clock when our defense was sucking wind and on the field for 100 plays.
     
  20. Gallant Knight

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    he doesn't really do that at arkansas, but he has 4-6 calls a game that are absolutely idiotic

    running for 6 yards a pop, let's run some bullshit end around and lose 7 on first down

    we also have a good qb who he doesn't trust to make plays
     
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  21. Saul Shabazz

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    can get ya 21 points in a qtr based off seeing 1 defensive alignment

    Then put up goose eggs because the defense adjusted and he has no idea what to do
     
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  22. am16401

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    Or he knows how much money Mario is willing to pay for the OC job and knows Candle has plateaued at Toledo for job improvement so he’s sending him to Mario to get a significant pay raise at Miami and get a chance to reignite his name for bigger jobs in the future
     
  23. bertwing

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    He’s done that plenty at Arkansas
     
  24. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Fans are so predictable and basic when it comes to evaluating coaches.

    Runs for 6, 8, 5, 4, 6 yards, then minus-3. Pssh, so predictable. No creativity in this offense.
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    Sorry I’m not able to go back and get specific examples while at work

    but yeah running between the tackles for 6 a pop and then doing something other than that is stupid
     
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  26. The Banks

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    It took Mario over 7 weeks to land Briles? Not to mention all the rape stuff.
     
  27. bertwing

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    Mario got turned down :(
     
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  28. am16401

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    Briles found out how much the escorts in Miami cost and realized we couldn't afford the recruiting sex club down here that he has setup in Arkansas.
     
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  29. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Fill Mahcockin?
     
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  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    Would be cool if Pittman told Briles there was no longer a place for him on his staff and found a much less problematic OC
     
  31. Butthead

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    Show us the Arkansas recruiting sex club, we want to see the Arkansas recruiting sex club
     
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  32. Dan Kendra

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    Should have turned the Boise game off in the 2nd quarter...

    and not watched any other games since.
     
  33. SuperCam

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    We're targeting Karl Dunbar as our DL coach
     
  34. ned's head

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  35. Taques

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    do we really want to see an arkansas sex club tho
     
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  37. bertwing

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    You probably don’t since your mom works there lol
     
  38. bertwing

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    Or maybe you do sicko
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    I love that he’s holding a Waffle House menu.
     
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  40. Andy Reocho

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    Taques --->:tmbtailgate:
     
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  41. Cornelius Suttree

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    Candle probably enjoys being able to drive up to an elite state and pick up his OG Kush and edibles
     
  42. HotMic

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  43. teel

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    They thought they would be able to get a MAC head coach to become a coordinator?
     
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  44. am16401

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    Ruiz must be trying to pay coordintors with his Lifewallet scam
     
  45. ned's head

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    That's james coley's music
     
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  46. am16401

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    more likely Mario other buddy Ponce De Leon :angry:
     
  47. ATX305

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    Yea no thank you
     
  48. MG2

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    That was kind of arrogant to think they were going to take a guy who has been the head coach of a good MAC program for six years to be a coordinator.