2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Taques

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    i thought miami said manny was safe this year anyway
     
  2. ned's head

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    Lane and miami really seems like a combo that could survive on annual portal hunting alone
     
  3. ATX305

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    It was reported in September that he was safe through the end of the season but not beyond that
     
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  4. IvanTheTerrible

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    I have it on pretty good authority that he wants out of Oxford pretty bad.

    Just throwing shit on the wall here. But do we have any updates on the Harsin situation in Auburn? I know Lane was very interested in that job last yr.
     
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  5. IvanTheTerrible

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    I really wonder if a new AD (which Miami has not hired one yet) will want to deal with Lane. Especially in Miami.
     
  6. Cornelius Suttree

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    The Auburn AD will be looking for a new job if he moves on from Harsin given he pushed back on all the booster pressure before hiring him
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    I saw the Miami football alums are demanding that a former player get the AD job. So that's a terrible development if you're a Miami fan
     
  8. mb711

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    I'll take it
     
  9. ned's head

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    Honestly lane seems to have matured, at least publicly. I think he'd do great at a bigger spot
     
  10. IvanTheTerrible

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    Alonzo Highsmith and Lamar Thomas should be co-ADs
     
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  11. IvanTheTerrible

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    His first hires at his last two jobs were Kendall Briles in his first job coming out of the Baylor scandal and DJ Durkin fresh off having a kid die on his watch. He's definitely done the most to fix his image by being on gameday a lot this year. But he just rubs me the wrong way.
     
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  12. theregionsitter

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    hires seemed to have worked
     
  13. Jack Parkman

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    Fwiw apparently kiffin hates durkin and if he leaves he won’t be taking him
     
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  14. IvanTheTerrible

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    Durkin's a bad coach on the field and should be criminally liable off the field. Ole Miss is 47th in Defensive SP+, 3rd worst in the top 25 after Oklahoma and Coastal. They have a worse defense than Florida. Alabama fans want to sell Pete Golding for a nickel and their Defensive SP+ is 11th.
     
  15. ATX305

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    The president and his team are supposedly running the search autonomously and it'll be a sitting or former AD like Jurich that will be getting the job. There's talk that that Alonzo Highsmith will be coming on in a Football Ops capacity but remains to be seen. The former players are having very little, if any input
     
  16. ned's head

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    I don't think anyone needs to be compared to the unreasonableness of alabama fans
     
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  17. gowolverines8

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    These hires may be “morally” wrong but being willing and able to make these hires is A MASSIVE ADVANTAGE, especially at a place like Miami that can’t compete financially.
     
  18. DeToxRox

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  19. The Banks

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    He’s done well there, glad UW couldn’t poach him.
     
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  20. Taques

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    i wonder why chris creighton hasn’t gotten any play for some lower end P5 jobs, i remember when EMU was as hopeless of a program there was and he’s got them bowl eligible for 4 of the last 6 years now
     
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  21. JGator1

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    Jurich and Kiffin together would be an open invitation to the NCAA to set up a base in Coral Gables.
     
  22. Beagle

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    I know no one cares but since it's in the thread title I just wanted to say I don't know what the hell Louisiana Tech is going to do. 4 months ago I'd say that was a decent job. Now I have no clue how they can reasonably expect to beat other G5s in recruiting battles in TX/LA/MS with them being in C-USA. Gets a lot tougher.
     
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    FWIW twitters update from awhile ago doesn’t let you see when someone follows someone so these could be old
     
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  26. Taques

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    tbh blake anderson would be a great hire for ole miss if kiffin does leave. would be really nice for washington too
     
  27. MG2

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    Very happy to see Hoke have success again. Hope he can finish his career with a long run of success at SDSU.
     
  28. Saul Shabazz

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    Went the rape enthusiast route twice as his current OC is Jeff lebby
     
  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    Guy is supposedly a super huge asshole, good at the turning schools around part but wears thin quick and can’t maintain
     
  30. ned's head

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    Nice to see his stupidity isnt just limited to his time in the booth every saturday night.
     
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  32. War Grundle

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    This guy calls college football for a living. He’s the worst.
     
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  33. JGator1

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    This is a Mike Bianchi troll column verbalized by someone who actually believes it.
     
  34. War Grundle

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    I’m fully on board with his suggestion though.
     
  35. ned's head

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    I think he's on to something personally
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    you can fully blame us for why he’s calling our game tomorrow
     
  37. ATX305

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    RGIII going to be one and done at ESPN eh?
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m not sure how Tebow giving a postgame speech about never losing again has managed to make people think he’d be a good recruiter, but I think Florida should prove me wrong.
     
  41. DollarBillHokie

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    If someone deserves $10 million per year to coach the Gators, it is Tim Tebow.
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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    :jizz:
     
  43. ned's head

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    Can't wait to see who manny picks as the new OC
     
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  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    want Va Tech to hire Venables
     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    Pounceys as co-OL coaches would be fire.
     
  47. DollarBillHokie

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    Our message board thinks it will be Campbell.
     
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  48. War Grundle

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    Perfect
     
  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    Campbell to VT with half the Furman staff coming with him
     
  50. War Grundle

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    Why would Campbell leave just to go to VT? I don’t get it. It’s the same school.