2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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  2. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    some OU fans might’ve thought a literal duck was announcing the new coach without that clarification
     
  3. Saul Shabazz

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  4. VASooner

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    I'd be down with that
     
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  5. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    I'm about as out of touch with current mainstream music as one can possibly be and cannot fathom how someone wouldn't know who fucking Drake is just by mentioning the name. :laugh:
     
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  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    That would be a strange move for him.
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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    Not to be confused with:

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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    All that sounded fishy go me until I read the Drake stuff. Now it makes sense.
     
  9. Born Again Lefty

    Born Again Lefty Respect The Pouch
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  10. ned's head

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  11. Saul Shabazz

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  12. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    I thought a pre requisite was a lber coach who can recruit. Thats not Manure
     
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  13. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    we’ve got one that I believe is a decent recruiter but he damn sure can’t coach
     
  14. mp_22

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    Cristobal is just a really really expensive director of recruiting
     
  15. VASooner

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    Down to 3: BV, Lanning, and Aranda.
     
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  16. DeToxRox

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  17. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  18. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  19. DeToxRox

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  20. VASooner

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    Jesus, this could've been done a week ago
     
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  21. RavenNole

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    I’m also confused on why it took this long but maybe they swung and missed for a bigger name before circling back to venables.
     
  22. -Prime-

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    I wonder who that could have been
     
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  23. VASooner

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    It had to be a hell of a swing and that wasn't Lanning or Aranda.
     
  24. Tobias

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    please yes
     
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  25. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Don't cry because it's over Clemson fans, smile because it happened
     
  26. Thoros of Beer

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    Top 5 coaches in the ACC:
    1. Mack Brown
    2. Clawson
    3. Hafley
    4. Dabo without his coordinators
    5. Cristobal
     
  27. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    Dooz is #1
     
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  28. Thoros of Beer

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    Pat Narduzzi is a crybaby bitch, thus he is disqualified.
     
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  29. Saul Shabazz

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    2 thru 4 disqualified for same reasons
     
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  30. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    no one that loses 4 in a row to larry fedora is a “good coach” or even an average one
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    We don’t want Elliot.
     
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  32. Saul Shabazz

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    Oof.....that's pretty indefensible
     
  33. ned's head

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    The guy who repeatedly loses to fsu probably isn't in the top half
     
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  34. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    You'd be surprised
     
  35. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    The OU AD does know that there’s this thing called recruiting and dragging your feet on a HC hire makes it easier for your current class to completely fall apart, right?
     
  36. Gallant Knight

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    They obviously tried to get someone better and were turned down

    they’ll be doing this again in 3-5 years
     
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  37. texasraider

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    Apparently it was Aranda
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Why would he make a lateral move
     
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  39. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Hiring defensive coaches? In this economy?
     
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  40. stexraider

    stexraider Fire Everybody
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    Aranda has made it clear he feels like Baylor is a match for his personality - which is something I personally find good to hear - people ask me all the time why I've never left my employer - and it's because this place just works for me personally - OU clearly figures they are an upgrade to Baylor, as they should, and wanted to make the ask - I think they got the answer they were probably expecting - but you gotta make the ask, right?
     
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  41. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    lmao
     
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  42. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    They could’ve got to the answer part quicker…
     
  43. stexraider

    stexraider Fire Everybody
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    you've seen Aranda - he's exactly the personality who would say "I'm not talking to anyone until this date ___", and then do exactly that
     
  44. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Wonder if Elliott will refuse an interview with Duke or Virginia. Surely he senses how much his stock dropped
     
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    Unlike Venables, wouldnt surprise me if Dabo encouraged him with a "Its Time"
     
  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  47. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Honestly I'm not even really sure how I come up with the things that I come up with sometimes! lol ha
     
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  48. DeToxRox

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  49. Sir Phobos

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    all well and good but I think Miami has forgotten a key step in the process
     
  50. DeToxRox

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