Kansas City Chiefs

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  1. Andy Reocho

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    How bout those Chiefs is my favorite thing ever
     
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  2. angus

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    In there heads already.


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    Some Raiders are now on the field in Kansas City and I've already seen a number of them return to the locker room for extra layers. One was overhead saying "there's no way you're going to catch the ball without gloves as hard as DC (Derek Carr) throws it." It supposed to be 20 or so at kickoff with single digit wind chills.
     
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  3. racer

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    Imma look like Ralphie's little brother tonight.

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  4. Andy Reocho

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    How does a pig eat?
     
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  5. kslim

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    Good luck to all those in attendance. Its going to be an absolute shit show
     
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  6. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    better watch out for the PICKLEDICKS . LOL!:bird::roll::roll::roll::roll::smug::idk:.
     
  7. miles

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    Not attending but gonna be in westport tonight. Gonna be a blast.
     
  8. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    THANIKS STAFF FROM THE FRIENDS .
    TWO FUCKING GLORIOUS YEARS .
    WHAT A SENSE OF SECURITY .
    MAN WICKED .:smug::clap:.
     
  9. Trip McNeely

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    10-3 with the lead in the West. 4-0 in the division. Held the "best offense in the league" to 23 total points over two games.

    How bout those Chiefs!!!
     
  10. racer

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    Fuckin DJ tho.
     
  11. GoodForAnother

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  12. angus

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    I find it highly amusing that in back to back weeks the Chiefs have maybe knocked two quarterbacks out of MVP contention.
     
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  13. racer

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    In case you missed it.
    Lock them all in a warehouse and burn them.


     
  14. Andy Reocho

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    So sad. His career is most likely done :(
     
  15. BROADWAY JOE

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    Worst place to fight, those chairs to the back really hurt
     
  16. angus

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    You know from experience? Do you have pics of that too?
     
  17. BROADWAY JOE

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    No pics....yes I have landed on those seats.
    Painful!
     
  18. angus

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    This is pretty funny. NFL.com mvp list.

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    Derek Carr, QB, Oakland Raiders



    It's harder to make a case for Carr as the MVP when Alex Smith has outplayed him twice this season. Carr has created some incredible moments this season, but he has also benefited from fantastic protection, play-calling and playmaking around him more than the other quarterbacks on this list.
     
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  19. angus

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  20. EMAW FC

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    had a great time last night. $20 uber from work taking 31st street and got dropped off near the parking lot gates. fit in 30 minutes of drinking and then went in. got a bud light in an aluminum bottle and by the time i got to my seat it was a slushy.

    lots of random raider fans scattered throughout our section in the upper deck, one ginger raider fan cussed out 3 girls that apparently were with him since they took too long at the concession stands. terrible terrible people.
     
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  21. racer

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    I was in the first row of the upper deck. A few minutes in some drunk ass fell down about 4 rows and landed on the people about 3 seats down from me. He was a few feet away from flipping over the rail. He was so fucked up he had no idea he almost got himself paralyzed or dead.
     
  22. angus

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    I know everyone know this already but it is still cool seeing it in print.

    Adam TeicherESPN Staff Writer
    The Chiefs can clinch a playoff spot on Sunday according to the NFL's postseason scenarios for Week 15. The Chiefs can clinch in any of four ways, including simply by beating the Titans on Sunday at Arrowhead Stadium. The other four scenarios for the Chiefs to clinch: a Broncos loss to the Patriots plus a Ravens loss to or tie with the Eagles; a Broncos loss plus Steelers loss to or tie with the Bengals; a Chiefs tie plus a Dolphins loss to the Jets; a Chiefs tie plus a Broncos loss or tie.
     
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  23. racer

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    What if everyone ties?
     
  24. angus

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    Round two. Have a feeling though that he is going to handle it a lot better than Carr.

    Also bullshit about the field with the heaters this year.


    Marcus Mariota prepping for coldest game of his life
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    Marcus Mariota grew up in Hawaii, played his college football in Oregon and is currently employed professionally by a team residing in Nashville, Tennessee. None of those places are known for having tundra.

    The Titans quarterback admitted that Sunday's tilt in Kansas City, which is currently calling for a high of 14 degrees and a low of four degrees, will be the chilliest of his life.

    "It will probably be the coldest game I've ever played,'' Mariota said, via the team's official website. "But I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be a fun atmosphere and can't wait to do it. I'll be ready."

    Mariota said his coldest game to date was in college versus Oregon State, in Corvallis. That game kicked off at 40 degrees but temps dropped into the 20s. Playing in the Midwest cold will be a different beast.

    "I mean, growing up in Hawaii, I didn't have a game colder than 75," Mariota said. "When I got to college, it was a little different. But yeah, if you just don't even worry about it, you don't even think about it, it won't bother you."

    The current forecast calls for afternoon snow on Saturday with an overnight low of -1 degrees.

    We saw what the bitter K.C. cold can do to a quarterback last week when Derek Carr struggled in the elements. Arrowhead Stadium is also notorious for its icy patches on the field, which might not completely thaw by kickoff.
     
  25. Andy Reocho

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    Writers not doing any research to figure out we put heaters under the field
     
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  26. angus

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    Two weeks in a row. And after the chiefs corrected them on it immediately last week.
     
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  27. angus

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  28. racer

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  29. FatGuyatthePool

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    This girl I went to HS with was bragging on Twitter that she banged Charcandrick West. Said he just said, "come over", she did and they banged. Charcandrick is pissed and blocked her and a good portion of her followers are making fun of her for being a)such a hoe and b)fucking up the best chance she's ever had at getting with someone famous(she tried to get with a ku fball and bball player and they laughed her out of their houses). Needless to say, her timeline has been a fun read for the last few days
     
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  30. jaygabriel

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    Would really like to see some of these screenshots.
     
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  31. lfriend

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    Tickets can be had for 1 dollar for tomorrow
     
  32. racer

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    Going to be on a tight schedule and need to gtfo as fast as possible after the game. Best way to do this?
    Parked at the BP on blue ridge cutoff last week. 15 minute walk, but we were on the interstate in less than 5 after we got in the car. Any other suggestions to be seat-to-interstate in about 20?
     
  33. miles

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    goin to the game tomorrow

    Will probably regret the fuck out of it
     
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  34. Buster Mahomes

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    I stood outside from 1pm until midnight for the game last week in that shit. Wasn't too terrible. Gonna be a bit colder tomorrow but dress warm and the alcohol will help with the rest.
     
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  35. Andy Reocho

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    Yea but you're also a bad motherfucker.
     
  36. Buster Mahomes

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    :blush:

    When I saw you quoted this I thought you were gonna say you were there and I was gonna have to kick myself for not getting together for a few brewskis.
     
  37. hardcorekickball

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    you guys are being real pussies about the weather. it's going to be -28 up here tomorrow. i think you buttholes can handle some weather in the teens.
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    What an awful game. Andy getting way too cute with play calling again
     
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  39. hawkeyeOUTeast

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    Smith's red zone INTs are very concerning...
     
  40. broXcore

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    classic chiefs
     
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  41. i hate your team

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    2 times inside the 10 with 0 points and classic And Reid play calls.

    Hard to take this team seriously. How many weeks since we had a legit drive in the 2nd half lead to points?
     
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  42. Buster Mahomes

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    FIFY

    Gonna be one and done again with this joke of an offense. Defense and special teams can only do so much.
     
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  43. Andy Reocho

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    Denver game
     
  44. hardcorekickball

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  45. MtOread

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    Brutal loss. The Chiefs should be 12-2, frustrating they won't have a home playoff game because of this and the Tampa loss.
     
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  46. Buster Mahomes

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    Could also be 7-7 pretty easily with losses to San Diego, Denver, and Atlanta. Today was frustrating as fuck but I can't get too mad at the overall results. Gotta hope we can win the next two and Oakland drops one.
     
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  47. angus

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  49. racer

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    4th in all purpose yards with like 5 touches per game for about half the year
     
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  50. Buster Mahomes

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    He's good. Houston gonna be back next weekend?