2021 Kansas City Chiefs - We'll be fine

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  1. lfriend

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    This Defensive Line fucking sucks dick.
     
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  2. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Move Chris Jones back.
     
  3. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Cut Dan.
     
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  4. i hate your team

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    Fuck CEH and the entire Defense
     
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  5. ono

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    Jones needs to go back inside.

    Clark sucks all the ass.

    Dirty Dan should have been cut 2 years ago.

    CEH is on thiiin ice. If he can't break a tackle he certainly shouldn't fumble.
     
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  6. Andy Reocho

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    Linebackers are a bigger issue than DL :twocents:
     
  7. lfriend

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    No way. This DL was totally blown off the line all night against a makeshift shit OL and is loaded with big money.

    LBers do suck, but they barely stood a chance tonight. It all starts with the line and it fucking sucks.
     
  8. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Everyone on defense not named Tyrann or Chris can get cut.

    The defense is:
    An underperforming DE who costs way too much
    A DT cosplaying DE
    A decent DT
    A decent backup DT
    A rookie LB
    A LB that was too slow, lost weight, and now isn’t strong enough but isn’t any faster
    A LB named Ben who just really sucks
    A bunch of CBs nobody has heard of
    A really good safety
    An antivaxx safety who somehow lucks into a highlight each week despite giving up tons of yardage and missing tackles the rest of the game
     
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    Last edited: Sep 20, 2021
  9. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    The defense sucks, but we already knew that. This is probably the least bothered I’ve been by a loss in a long time. I’m not worried one bit that they’ll get it right when it matters.
     
  10. Homo Erectus

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    Chiefs need to spend 80% of next years draft picks on defensive players.
     
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  11. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Creed had a rough night. Floated that snap that got us into 2/3 and enormous by the goal line. AP breakdown also had him getting beat on a 3rd down pressure/sack, then the last play. I mean, what else could you realistically expect from a rookie C stepping into the biggest offense in the league in his second game? Again, not worried. Glad this happened in week 2 and we didn’t get too comfortable in our bad habits. We’ll solidify offensive mistakes and hopefully tune the defense to the tune of -2 points and be ok.
    *i just watched the last play and it was Thuney. OB kicked out and thuney tried to help inside and got beat in the B gap.

    Last point - people are roasting Andy over not letting Patrick throw on the last play. 2nd and 3 in FG range with clock to burn and a defense you can’t trust. I love Patrick, but you run that ball every time IMO.
     
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  12. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Not a huge bud light fan, but these are kind of fun.
     
  13. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    In today’s version of news that will shock nobody:
    The chiefs have missed 21 tackles this year. Dan Sorensen has 9. The next most are Juan and Tyrann with 2 each. Fuck Dan.
     
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  14. JRodMK1

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    Anti-vaxx and anti-tackling. Bad combo.
     
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  15. Homo Erectus

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    Who knew he believed in social distancing?
     
  16. NCHusker

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    So sick of Dan
     
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  17. TimJimothy

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    Is Dirty Dan to the Chiefs as Esky Magic was to the Royals?
     
  18. Buster 5000

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    I would say this is a good analogy but at least Alcides played defense.
     
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  19. Andy Reocho

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    I fucking loath Sorenson despite him making those huge plays in the playoffs. The reason he lead us in tackles last year was because offenses pick on him, easy to get tackles when the guy your guarding always has the ball.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    :lovelove: Rockin the Salvy

     
  21. angus

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    What the fuck
     
  22. Andy Reocho

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    Ship spags and Clyde to the sun
     
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  23. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Fired.
     
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Fucking hell. Experiment over. Receiving back only.
     
  25. ono

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    I was bullish on CEH but not any more. He sucks.
     
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  26. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    The biggest factor in all of this offensive struggle (aside from fumbles) is the shitty defense. Opponents can play high risk defense aggressively with less consequences when their offense can move the ball if they end up giving up some scores or yardage.
     
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  27. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Then you have these new kids at WR letting Patrick Specials go off their hands.
     
  28. ono

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    KSU grads are trash. It is known.
     
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  29. angus

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    And Robinson running backwards 5 yards.
     
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  30. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Someone tell Staley he can spend more than .79 at Kinkos to make his play sheets.
     
  31. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Jody doesn’t suck tho
     
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  32. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Send someone into the area the QB spy leaves empty every play. They’ll knock that shit off fast.
     
  33. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Anybody got a stream?
     
  34. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  35. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Baker!
     
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  36. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Big things since baker got on the field in the 2nd half #inspectoremoji
     
  37. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Just run this for Clyde with instructions to go in a straight line to the boundary every time. 7 yards a carry.

    [​IMG]
     
  38. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    So letting them score quick so they have time left?
     
  39. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Get them in FG range ASAP was def the plan.
     
  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    No no no

    8 yards away 14 feet in the air.
     
  41. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Wow...a stop
     
  42. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Amazing. Finally getting pressure. Dana is a boss.
     
  43. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    I love seeing X Factor back in the crowd doing his normal X Factor douchebag thing a mere one season after his big quitting post about the NFL taking a knee or whatever the fuck it was
     
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  44. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I like the commitment to the gag 18 years after Hall was any good.
     
  45. Andy Reocho

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  46. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Icing your own kicker
    Edit: god damn it.
    Edit 2: LOL
     
  47. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Good lord what is this?
     
  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  49. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    This season is ass
     
  50. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    These nailbiter games were so much fun the last couple years when it seemed like the chiefs couldn't lose. now I'm just too old for this shit.