2021 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
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    Watt?
     
  2. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Watt
     
  3. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i get english isn’t your first language but no idea what you’re even asking here
     
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  4. mp_22

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    Yeah I’m surprised he is ahead of Parsons and Donald
     
  5. bro

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    he has 17.5 sacks in 13 games. he is a half sack off the league lead.
     
  6. lfriend

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    It's amazing how bad the Seahawks really are.
     
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  7. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode league sources
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  8. Handcuffed

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    hopefully this is an "asleep in your car because you know you're too drunk to drive" DUI
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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    the WFT would be named “the fighting Bud Kilmers” had this happened to me
     
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  10. racer

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    I’m getting old because my first thought was “damn they all popped up real quick after that.”
     
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  11. bertwing

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    Alcohol
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    That happened at Kansas City’s soccer stadium a few years ago. We were playing a team from Mexico but their players weren’t as lucky as Jalen. The railing landed on two of them and one had to have knee surgery because of it and ended his season.
     
  13. bro

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    God please
     
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  14. poor paul

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    problem here is the Jaguars are the team you have to rely on in the scenario.
     
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  15. Willpépé

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    One of the dudes that was in the pile got some gloves from Eagles and said one guy was really fucked up. Said another was a kid that was 7/8 years old. Otherwise everyone else was good. Source reddit.
     
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  16. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    The best would be to kneel it out to the final snap and then send a go-route as a big ol’ fuck you to the other team.
     
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  17. DirtBall

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  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
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    They’re def gonna put the chiefs and whoever we play on Monday night for ratings for the first Monday night playoff game
     
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  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
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    which is of course why they rigged the bengals game yesterday per chiefs Twitter stay woke
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    @dril ‘s new account?
     
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  21. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    It's a really solid troll but "somewhat effective in his day" lays it on a little too heavy and gives it away.
     
  22. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    3 more sacks tonight. Great call!
     
  23. mp_22

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    Sacks tell the whole story?
     
  24. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Did I say that? He is a DE. It is an important stat
     
  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Browns with baker in a contract year getting blown out by a geriatric ben is honestly amazing :roll:
     
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  26. mp_22

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    One is a DT/DE whom gets double sometimes triple team, the team is 12-4 and the other is the best player on a defense that is 11-5 while playing two positions
     
  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Dbl post
     
    #9728 devine, Jan 3, 2022
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2022
  28. bro

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  29. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    4 sacks tonight
     
  30. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Watt gonna break the season sack record in 15 games
     
  31. bertwing

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    It’s a school night and Ben has his kids out in freezing cold temps at midnight. Once an asshole always an asshole
     
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  32. Dump

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    2/2/22 is when the plan to disappoint us all

     
  33. Detlef Schrempf

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    Is there an expectation or name that’s the leader in the clubhouse here?
     
  34. ButchCassidy

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    Whatever it is, it'll be terrible.
     
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  35. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Watt has an average of less than 5 yards/sack. Strahan, Donald, Allen, and Houston were closer to 8-9. Interpret that how you will.
     
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  36. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Browns fans got so cocky the last few years but now they will have 2 QBs from Ohio that will dominate their division and them for 30 straight seasons. Just love to see it.
     
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  37. bro

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  38. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Just stay the football team
     
  39. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode league sources
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    burrow and??
     
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  40. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    Browns #66 got smoked every.damn.play
     
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  41. IvanTheTerrible

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  42. poor paul

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    the fat rapey one who is retiring in one more game.
     
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Washington Georges

    [​IMG]
     
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  44. bigpig

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    fingers crossed for Washington Groundhogs
     
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  45. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    My guess is they keep Football Team and dress the uniforms in vague patriotic symbols to please a certain segment of the population.
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'm sure the Titans fans here will hate me even more than they already do for saying this but Taylor has to be the slam dunk choice for coach of the year right?

    Packers and Titans were favorites to win their divisions preseason. Titans dealt with injuries but their division is awful whereas Bengals were the overwhelming favorite to finish last in their much tougher division

    Doesn't seem like a close call to me
     
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  47. bro

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    FD has it:

    LeFluer
    Taylor
    Vrabel

    in that order
     
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  48. Cornelius Suttree

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    Gonna be disappointed if Packers dude gets to ride MAGA Rodgers coattails to the award
     
  49. Bruce Bowen

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