2021 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Only if it comes with one of the stars from that shithole in Nashville.
     
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  2. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    everything about darnold exudes big dumb energy so this is hardly a surprise
     
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  3. BudKilmer

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  4. Gunners

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    seemed pretty in control for a .215
     
  5. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Hopefully he evaluates defenses better than situations
     
  6. Dump

    Dump Luka Da God
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    you would know
     
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  7. Dump

    Dump Luka Da God
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    sorry that was mean
     
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  8. Gunners

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    I don’t think I’ve ever been close to a .215
     
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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    How many beers does it take to get to .215?
     
  10. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    You don’t get there with beer
     
  11. FTK

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    If you’ve been full blackout you can 100% hit that, it’s very high but not something college kids and others in their 20s aren’t doing all the time frankly
     
  12. bertwing

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Gunners

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    I strive for functional alcoholism, thanks.
     
  14. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    I meant that level is most likely achieved from liquor
     
  15. Butthead

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    each drink adds like .02 roughly so that's like 12 drinks in a relatively short span of time. i think your body can get rid .02 every 45 minutes or so :idk:

    i think they taught us this in health class

    a fifth appears to have 17 shots, so about 2/3 of one
     
  16. Gunners

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    Maybe for a 75 pound person it adds .04

    .08 is legit drunk. .
     
  17. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I bet I hit over 0.2 on a lot of college football Saturdays.
     
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  18. Butthead

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    it's .02 per drink, i was wrong at first
     
  19. Gunners

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    Middle school health class iirc said .01

    they also said mixing different types of alcohol doesn’t get you more drunk and coffee/cold showers don’t sober you up which are enormous lies
     
  20. Gunners

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    Of course bw and tolerance are huge considerations but that doesn’t stop them spreading lies
     
  21. Butthead

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    lots of DUIs from this middle school?
     
  22. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    I thought I saw it was only .17 but I could be wrong
     
  23. bertwing

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    Oh, well that makes it much better
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    has it been announced where she was drinking? wonder if she was getting loaded at the facility
     
  25. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    No, it doesn't.

    They were discussing how someone could get to that level of drunk and thought that was relevant.
     
  26. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I've never tested this at all, bit I'd be surprised if I could pound 4 drinks in an hour and be under the limit.
     
  27. Sean Connery

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    And .08 isn’t nearly as “drunk” as people think. .08 is “legally impaired” and is generally when the body starts showing signs of impairment, but even then the signs are usually pretty subtle.

    I did a wet lab for work a couple of years ago where law enforcement brought in prosecutors to help train new officers on DUI investigations. They let us pick our drinks, gave us snacks, and monitored our intake and BAC over like 3 hours. Then we had to do the Field Sobriety Exercises.

    I found out afterwards that I was at .17 and it was one of those “driving wouldnt even be an option right now” feelings, but certainly didn’t think I was twice over the limit.

    Long story short — your BAC is probably higher than you think it is when you’re drinking, especially liquor, and if the thought of needing a ride ever comes to mind while drinking, just do it. It’s not worth it.
     
    #2627 Sean Connery, Jun 10, 2021
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  28. Jack Parkman

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  29. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    I'm glad the Chiefs drafted Trey Smith, could be needed to rotate in behind LDT at right guard.
     
  30. MtOread

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    Wish guys could wear these during games.

     
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  31. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  32. Detlef Schrempf

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    Roast that man and his big ass forehead
     
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  33. Jack Parkman

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  34. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  35. bro

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    boss
     
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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Was going to have a tough time making the roster. In Green Bay, let he who hasn't fallen asleep behind the wheel cast thy first stone.
     
  38. Bruce Bowen

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    Love Bruce. Same name as me and provided one of the goat reaction gifs upload_2021-6-10_22-34-23.gif
     
  39. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Mono and covid are spread in similar ways, Sam.
     
  40. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  41. Butthead

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    :laugh:
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Guy is always hurt.
     
  43. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    dblplay1212
     
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  44. bertwing

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    Seems Tua is off to a nice start to camp
     
  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    Could just be he isn’t very good.
     
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  46. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Peyton Manning threw six interceptions in a game before though.
     
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  47. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    Sounds like he throws a very catchable ball
     
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  48. tylerdolphin

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    I mean the tweet neglects to mention that this occured in a downpour rain in a practice where they were specifically focusing on throwing contested shots downfield.

    But it's Tua so
     
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  49. lfriend

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    Patrick Mahomes threw a lot of picks at camp too. What I'm saying is they should somehow land a clone of Patrick Mahomes.