2021 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Wanna be a football coach? Go ahead and bookmark that USPS change of address form
     
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  2. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    The Pounceys are so creepy. They definitely took baths together at an age that was much older than is acceptable
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  4. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Dear lord the Titans could use him. But would he really want to play for an organization that drafted Jake Locker over him? Seems like one of those insanely competitive types who'd hold a grudge
     
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  5. Buster 5000

    Buster 5000 "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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  6. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

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  7. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    He's an interesting cat that's for sure. His very in-your-face religious transformation after bailing on his horse face fiance combined with the whole concussion-curing water scheme always made me think he was kinda a dick. But he's probably not much different from any other superstar athlete
     
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  8. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    The company I work for makes us do Wilson’s and Trevor Mohad’s limitless minds training. Some self help company they own.
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I thought he bailed on his "horse faced fiancé" because word got out that she was fucking his teammates
     
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  10. Cornelius Suttree

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    I never heard that. That would have been bold on her part given how inferior she was to him
     
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  11. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    It was Golden Tate which is why he got traded to the Lions, some amateur googling tells me
     
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  12. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Looks like maybe Jimmy Graham too wow
     
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  13. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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  14. Dump

    Dump Orange Bowl Champion
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    at least he got with Ciara to raise Future’s kid
     
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  15. juice

    juice this a cult, not a clique
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  16. Dump

    Dump Orange Bowl Champion
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  17. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Every Coach Is Trash
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    they're also garbage humans
     
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  18. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Only need to find about another $30 million
     
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  19. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    The Athletic has some ranking of 2018 draft classes. Titans were like 25th. And we're gonna be last in the 2020 rankings down the road

    Need to a big time hit rate on our draft picks this spring
     
  20. Tarpon Nole

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  21. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    He’d been living in an extended stay hotel for over a month, no way it’s not suicide.
     
  22. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  23. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

    Pat McAfee talks to him about fighting and getting into celeb boxing and a few hours later he beats the shit out of somebody. lol
     
  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    Guess he felt he needed to start training ASAP
     
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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    [​IMG]
     
  27. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  28. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    While he's always been a starchy, robotic dweeb, he's become truly self-aware after getting with Ciara and understanding the power of his brand. Before all of that, though, he was volunteering at Children's Hospital in Seattle on the regular. I don't care how much of a puppet master you are, visiting dying kids on a monthly/weekly basis is as noble as it gets. He'll always be good in my book for that, no matter what.
     
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  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    the Jags have lost 10 or more games in 9 of the past 10 seasons. Wow
     
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  30. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
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    Goodness gracious, that spin move
     
  31. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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  32. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    this is probably the appropriate stance. Maybe I'd give him one more year as a send-off if he took a pay cut?
     
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  33. Vito Corleone

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    About that time in the offseason where Ben begins to look for people to beg for him to come back. Such a fucking beta.
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    He's fucking terrible for a 40mm cap hit.
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    See ya
     
  36. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  37. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  38. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    what is that a 15 minute flight?
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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    And Khan is baffled on why he can't get more fan support. Sure an elite team would be great but damn just being like 8-6 late in the season with chance to make the playoffs would be awesome. It's hard to be overly invested in a team when you know before training camp even starts that they have no shot at making the playoffs. Every game is meaningless.
     
  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
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  41. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
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    Eagles traded wentz to the colts 3rd this year and 2nd next
     
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  42. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  43. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Probably the best fit possible. Big yikes at having to take on that contract though.
     
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  44. juice

    juice this a cult, not a clique
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    Seems like a great deal for Eagles.
     
  45. Dump

    Dump Orange Bowl Champion
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    its a typical starting QB contract in the NFL after your rookie deal :idk:
     
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  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Just saw there's an out in 2022. I thought it was all guaranteed.
     
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  47. Jack Parkman

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    What a disaster of a career

     
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  48. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Hope he bounces back but not a great success rate for players with that many issues.
     
  49. Handcuffed

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    hope Tennessee can recover every bonus dollar they gave him
     
  50. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    Don't see how they cut him. It would cost them $9M in dead cap to cut him. His cap number this year is $2.6M if they keep him and bury him as the 53rd man.