2021 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. lazy bum

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    They think that takes care of the problem and we can all talk about something else.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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    Bills are a joke
     
  3. Tobias

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    lol what a ringing endorsement of judge. shut the fuck up you fat ass loser
     
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  4. Gunners

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    They’re 20%+ above my team, legit hope we have to forfeit a game
     
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  5. Tobias

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    that’s fair. at least rivera is calling people out. the bills are too terrified to hold a slot receiver accountable. it’s embarrassing
     
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  6. MG2

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    It didn't help that he also tore an ACL after his FR year of college and then at the start of his second season in the league. Coming back from 3 torn ACLs in a 5-year stretch is tough.
     
  7. Corch

    Corch Doin' something that is not Pepsi
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    The bills are chocked with scumbags but after hearing about how wft won't get vaxxed with Rivera's condition and having a person who invented the vax talk to them they're right up there
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    guy was told to cut weight and guy gained weight instead

    Lol
     
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  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    im struggling to determine the hoax
     
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  10. bro

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    Scale is fake news
     
  11. Icculus is a Bammer

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    i can’t find that tweet on their timeline but was scrolling rather quickly
     
  12. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    damnit. I’ve been fooled by the internet again
     
  13. bro

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    It is on there from 9 hours ago
     
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  14. audrew

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    Can’t roll up your sleeve for a shot if you don’t have any.
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Pelican Grove

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    What teams have the assets to acquire Watson? Realistically speaking that is.
     
  16. Handcuffed

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  17. LetItSoak

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    Benjamin has been this way pretty much his whole career going back to high school (you should read Muck City if you haven't already). The one exception was the 2013 season that got him drafted.
     
  18. Dump

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    Typical Jimbo trash WR
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    Eagles and dolphins are the two with the easiest path to it. Have seen some mention of Denver but think them and other teams would need to make some moves first from a salary cap point of view.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    What's Muck City about?
     
  21. LetItSoak

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    It's ostensibly about football in a very poor area of southeast Florida know as The Muck (due to the swampy soil where they grow sugar cane) which is where Pahokee and Belle Glade are, 2 traditional high school powers. The real story is about poverty in America and the nearly impossible climb out for the kids who grow up there. Benjamin is one of the players featured due to his talent but also, and stop me if you've heard this, the fact that his work ethic is less than stellar
     
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  22. Doc Louis

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    Oh the part of the state where kids grow up chasing rabbits in the well, muck
     
  23. LetItSoak

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    That's the one. The small town has produced 40+ NFL guys including Anquan Boldin. If you read Their Eyes Were Watching God it's where the hurricane hits and kills half the town
     
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  24. Icculus is a Bammer

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    At this point might as well forfeit the first few games and keep everyone healthy
     
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  25. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    We beat both of those teams my first 2 years in HS. At Pahokee we had a police escort out of town and our parents bus had glass broken by rocks and then at home Glades central started a fight throwing helmets after the game. It was nuts.
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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    the good ole days in the muck

    RIP
     
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  27. Tobias

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    guessing the one unvaccinated is russ. don't need a shot when you have concussion water
     
  28. bro

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  29. vander02

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    Wtf? We went from 50-90 in a few weeks? Consider me pleasantly surprised
     
  30. Tobias

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    cry more about it nuk
     
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  31. bro

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    I think the new protocols forced a lot of hands.
     
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  32. fucktx

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    A lot of teams probably told their depth guys to get vaxxed or get cut
     
  33. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Doubt the teams can explicitly say that but I'll guarantee their agents told them.
     
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  34. bro

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    I also think depth guys just know that inherently being vaccinated improves their odds of being on the team because it doesn't damage the %
     
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  35. HotMic

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  36. bro

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    pretty funny to see Harris and Parsons on there. QBs make sense, especially in a big market like Chicago
     
  37. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    classic internet response
     
  38. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode im a lovely geezer
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    Tebow jerseys going like hotcakes in jax:pffft:
     
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  39. bro

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  40. zeberdee

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    they play for probably the two most national fanbases.
     
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  41. bro

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    I am aware that Cowboys and Steelers rookies are on there for a reason. They just aren't the names you'd expect to see is all.
     
  42. b7

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    nitpicking but if you are aware of the reason for the cowboys and Steelers, why wouldn’t those players being on there be expected.

    Disclaimer- I m just fucking around.
     
  43. UncleJesse

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    I wonder how many chuds have went out and bough Beasley jerseys?
     
  44. DUCKMOUTH

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  45. TC

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    "I'm Down To Poop All Over A Hotel Room But Vaccines Are Gross" Hopkins
     
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  46. bro

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  47. Hank Scorpio

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    They're gonna alternate QBs every drive, aren't they.
     
  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    I wouldn’t be shocked. Think it will probably be something like 75% Winston and 25% Hill. Don’t see it working and hopefully one separates himself and becomes the permanent starter before the season
     
  49. Icculus is a Bammer

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    knowing Payton we’re gonna alternate em every play
     
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