2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. bertwing

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    There’s no trouser snake I haven’t been able to tame
     
  2. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Get help loser
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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    isnt this where the “elite depth” comes in that Euro has been warning us about for years?
     
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  4. mp_22

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    When is Smith coming back?
     
  5. TeeDee

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    I have no idea who you even are, it's interesting I've got you so frustrated
     
  6. ugafish

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    We are using that depth. Many freshmen and backups are having to play, and they are doing well.
     
  7. Euro

    Euro The unofficial leader of Dawgzy
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    Yes dumbass, that’s exactly what he is saying. That is what is happening.

    We are starting our backup QB.

    We are without our top offensive weapon, Pickens.

    Our number 2 and 3 WR’s, Burton and Jackson have been banged up and limited all year.

    Our speedster WR, Arian Smith has been limited or our almost all year.

    Another top WR and young promising WR, Dominick Blaylock and Marcus Rosemy Jacksaint have been out all year.

    We lost our starting RG in the first Q of game 1.

    Our starting LT left the last game in the first half.

    Our starting S left the last game in the first half.

    We have been without our 6’7 265 pound TE mismatch monster until the last week.


    With all of this, we are absolutely smashing people.


    That is ELITE depth you simple fuck.
     
  8. TC

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    When do TV times for next Sat come out, TIA
     
  9. TAS

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    Should be in the next 1-2 hours
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    Reading this as a Shannon Terry tweet

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  11. TC

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    I'm looking for the time so I can make sure I am NOT watching
     
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  12. Euro

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    The good news, we should get almost all of those guys back after the bye week…and Pickens at some point :gocho:
     
  13. TAS

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    That October 23 slate, both in conference and across the sport, is awful.
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    Thank God
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    UGA wins it all this year if the qb play is B- or better. Kentucky is going to get buried and Stoops takes another job at the end of this year.
     
  17. TC

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    My birthday :thumb:
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    Always possible because college football coaches are idiots, but why would he? He's the 15th highest paid coach in the country, and has tremendous resources to work with with low expectations.
     
  19. Jack Parkman

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    and very close to home and his ties to Ohio. I don’t know if he’d be interested in leaving that to go to somewhere like Miami
     
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  20. roggins

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    I agree with your thoughts 100% but there may be a few openings this year that will tempt him. At some point you would think his ego will push him to go to a bigger program.
     
  21. wes tegg

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    Like I said, it's always possible, but even some of the "bigger programs" with upcoming openings aren't going to have much on the Kentucky job beyond prestige. They can pay him whatever they want to pay him, and their facilities are on par with the top level, even though it's the #2 show on campus.
     
  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    He’s never seemed like much of an “ego” guy to me. Seems like he genuinely loves it here.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Stoops's contract automatically extends by one year when he wins 7 games. That's job security!
     
  24. Owsley

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    Kentucky is a better job than Miami :laugh:
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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    :ahh:
     
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  26. Degausser

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    That is an elite fucking name
     
  27. TAS

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    TC we kick off at 6:30pm central. Happy birthday!
     
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  28. Jake Scott

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    I do hope you're preparing to suck some dicks.
     
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  29. Sportfan

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    almost as good as Kavosiey Smoke and yes I believe it’s pronounced exactly as you’d want it to be.
     
  30. Jake Scott

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    Dad's two favorite things?
     
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  31. JGator1

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  32. blind dog

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    I’m fucking sick of 11am games
     
  33. Jake Scott

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  34. Dump

    Dump SUCK IT ALABAMA
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  35. Dump

    Dump SUCK IT ALABAMA
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    ESL kid (and prob our best DB) going back home this weekend to face off against the fighting Truman s

     
  36. El Tiburon

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    LSU showed up with like 17 scholarship players last year and still beat UF. People forget that…..j/k absolutely nobody has forgotten that.
     
  37. TC

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    Think I'm gonna take in a nice dinner. Possibly a little opera
     
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  38. Truman

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    Decommitted from Tennessee and was going to commit to Mizzou, until aTm offered. Odom couldnt close. Been keeping track of him. He's really good.
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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    this DE any good?
     
  40. Jack Parkman

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    [​IMG]
     
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  41. Dump

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    Yes
     
  42. bertwing

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    :magatears:
     
  43. Truman

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    Odd response.
     
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  44. TC

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    He's having a hard time adjusting to weekly beatings again
     
  45. PSU12

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  46. wes tegg

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    I just did a bit of a stat dive on Kentucky, and I just realized that they have a -8 turnover margin. Only Southern Miss, Arizona, SJSU, and Wisconsin are worse. It's astonishing that they're 6-0.
     
  47. Baby Herschel

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    Can't ever miss a chance to post this.

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  48. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...
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    He was so fucking proud of himself after that toss. First time I've really ever noticed his reaction.