2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. TC

    TC Still pushing code
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    Hate this fucking pussy

    app state score.jpg
     
  2. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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    Looks more like a failure of Muschamp
     
  3. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    The dude gives me strong Frankie Muniz vibes.
     
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  4. IvanTheTerrible

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    If Daniels wins the Heisman, does that finally get Clay Helton fired at SC?
     
  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    This is spot on
     
  6. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in The-Mainboard Nation. I’m sorry. Extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated posting season. That was my goal. It’s something SCSA has never done here. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this.

    You have never seen any poster in the entire country post as hard as I will post the rest of this season, and you’ll never see someone push the rest of the posters as hard as I will push everybody the rest of this season. You’ll never see a team post harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless.
     
  8. IV

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    k
     
  9. IV

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    Edit: came off meaner than I wanted it too
     
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  10. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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  11. Truman

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    fucking woof
     
  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    I know that has become a popular phrase to throw up as a distraction

    but how are vaccinations "deeply personal"?
     
  13. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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    Off to an amazing start :laugh:
     
  14. TC

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    Even Dabo says get the shot Harsin you dumbass
     
  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    more Drinkwitz and Pittman, less Harsin and Heupel
     
  16. Truman

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    I liked Drink's answer, although it doesnt sound like we're at the 85% threshold :(

    Edit - said 95% of the staff is, team isnt at 85% yet but expects to be by the time the season starts

     
  17. Redav

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    Hahaha
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    A vaccine isn’t deeply personnel. It’s public health you fucking dolt
     
  19. JGator1

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    Harsin is absolutely a #FaithNotFear guy
     
  20. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

  21. Redav

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    Talking Head has to love this dude
     
  22. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    How long until we get a Gundy/Harsin segment on OAN?
     
  23. Truman

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    I know im being a little obnoxious w all the Drink clips but he's just great.

     
  24. southlick

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  25. TeeDee

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    Drinkwitz is kind of throwing me off here. He's way cooler than you'd expect.
     
  26. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    I'll allow it.
     
  27. IV

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    how did he not end up a chud after touching auburn
     
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  28. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Auburn resides in a blue state thank you very much
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    US Senator Tommy Tuberville
     
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  30. SuperCam

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    Our private board loves him
     
  31. bigpig

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    That's not really breaking news as we had a player last year who entered the portal and then tried to come back after didn't get any bites.
     
  32. Truman

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    It still blows my mind TMB has these secret private boards full of posters that never post on the main forum
     
  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    there is a non zero chance Bruce Pearl made a personal decision too
     
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  34. SuperCam

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    We don’t really have any secret posters, they’re just more vocal about their feelings on Harsin there.
     
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  35. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  36. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Is Scientology ruining the science at Auburn? My column.
     
  37. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Harsin is such a perfect fit for Auburn.
     
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  38. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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  39. The Blackfish

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    Is actually pro vaccine. Imagine your new coach being less progressive than Tubbs. And a Scientologist to boot.


    :gross:
     
  40. bertwing

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    God I’m so glad we don’t have a shithead like Chad Morris or Bryan Harsin having to handle Covid shit for our program.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    He’s a Scientologist?


    Fucking :roll:
     
  42. SuperCam

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    yeah and Bo Nix has like 3 baby mamas
     
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  43. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    “Hey Super Cam, stop whining like a cunt non-stop because we didn’t get Cristobal.” = Harsin lovefest
     
  44. SuperCam

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    Sure, Jan

    Let’s not get into who brings up Cristobal the most :roll:
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    No, but he is a mormon.
     
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  46. IV

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    No he’s a Scientologist and that shot might interfere with going clear
     
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  47. TeeDee

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    :popcorn:
     
  48. The Blackfish

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    Stop spreading dangerous misinformation. He’s a Scientologist.
     
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  49. wes tegg

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    The scientologist rumor is funny and all, but the real story is still an extremely odd fit for Auburn:

    https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/deseretnews/name/floyd-weston-obituary?pid=15379524

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  50. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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