2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Roy

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    Every single one of you should be ashamed to be a part of a conference that helped allow this UofSC team to become bowl eligible.

    I thought it was supposed to mean more in here.
     
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  2. Owsley

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    So is Jimbo fwiw
     
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  3. dump

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    so is Saban for hiring BoB
     
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  4. Owsley

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    We Pete though :mulletsmug:
     
  5. Butthead

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    That throw was so sick
     
  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    Saban now won 35 straight games against coaches he has faced for 1st time

    L Ron Harsin was close to snapping that streak
     
  7. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    How did that thread go you started about Clemson?
     
  8. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  9. Roy

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    :roll:
     
  10. Truman

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    Oh wow - Lane predicting a Bama win in the SECCG
     
  11. Roy

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    I executed the “Good Luck guys, sike Mike Perry YouTube video” switcheroo perfectly.

    It was the gamecock football team that was unable to execute and I don’t play for them.
     
  12. JGator1

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    We fired our coach, the fuck else do you want?

    Fun to remember watching our game 2017 (after we fired Mcelwain) and the announcers saying Muschamp was "ahead of schedule" because he beat a Florida team with like 3 wins in November. That announcer was Rick Neuheisel and to this day he's a fucking moron. Time is a flat circle.
     
  13. b0ne5

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    I always envisioned Dump as a Petco cashier.
     
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  14. bertwing

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    Heading to Destin :roll:

     
  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    Dump how much are yall paying that coach of yours to lose to a guy who already had his bags packed for 30A?
     
  16. JGator1

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    When Billy Napier calls and asks if he'll be his dline coach you say yes

    Of course if Lane goes to Miami and Orgeron goes back he might arrested on old warrants
     
  17. Truman

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    This doesnt do the quote justice. The shit eating grin and grunt when talking about leaving the boys home...

     
  18. JGator1

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    Few months till spring break where he can dump Brandy and find some 21 year old white trash.
     
  19. i am a bammer

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    I hated the man but RIP, he was the perfect heel
     
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  20. Hobnailed Boot

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    :roll:Dude is a fucking caveman who lucked into head coaching the greatest cfb offense of all time
     
  21. Eathan Edwards

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    Still gets me every time:

     
  22. JGator1

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    He did make a great move hiring Brady but based on other stuff that's more of a blind squirell finding an acorn. For whatever dumbass reason he's a great recruiter as an assistant but an utter buffon.
     
  23. JGator1

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    Eathan Edwards I'm holding out staying up for a bit longer snowy celebration any good Ed O stories?
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    We're going down for Billy Bowlegs this year with a group - (a shitshow in the Fort Walton/Destin area for anyone that isn't aware of it).

    Fully expect to see Coach O there doing something ridiculous at some point during our time there. He may be the master of ceremonies for all I know.
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Honestly wes tegg may have better ones than me on that front because despite how absurdly amped he stays he really didn't go out much from my experience.

    Definitely never partied with him aside from him randomly walking into a house I was at one time and leaving immediately.
     
  26. JGator1

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    When yall came to Gainesville in 2008 hung with a group of Sigma Nus (grew up with one of them before he moved to Mississippi) after yall beat us, fuck that and all noon games. After they got my underage self into the bars (no fake id at that time) and the bars closed they hopped the fence at the Swamp and ran on the field. Security people turned on the lights and everyone scattered, one got arrested going back out over the stadium gates in front of me. Great times all around.
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    Went to that game - myself and two others ended up sleeping in our SUV (honestly don't remember why) and woke up to a girl in the driver's seat driving herself home because we apparently left the car on and unlocked outside of a fraternity house.

    Like she just hopped in the driver's seat with 3 people sleeping inside. That was a wild morning.
     
  28. Prospector

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    Just got home so not caught up but do want to say Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #Texas AandM Aggies
     
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  29. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    :meh: his camp is claiming fans are mean to him. If true, fuck off coddled bitch
     
  31. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Sounds like some of your fans need to re-read the creed and go all in on the Auburn family
     
  32. Nostradumass

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    et tu, WED?

     
  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    isn't Bo getting married and starting a family this offseason?
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's got a late start on that waiting to get engaged as a Junior
     
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  35. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  36. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Quitting football needs to be an option.
     
  37. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Take notes, slaw:

    https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/lis...-bryce-young-intentional-grounding-iron-bowl/

    This is how it's done.
     
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  38. TC

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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I am a huge lifelong AU fan and graduate and I am one of those rare fans that has always liked hoops as much as football going back to the Bob Davis teams. The issue is not coaching. You pick any coach on any team in football pro or college, and the results will be the same. The deck is stacked against us unfortunately and each new rule change that comes about, gives more power to the NCAA, the replay booth, the SEC office, TV, and yes refs on the field to control the outcome of games. The reason I mention basketball is the combined Cooper situation and the current multi year NCAA investigation into Pearl. There is no doubt in my mind that the NCAA has decided to do all they can to “clip our wings” and slow down the incredible momentum of Auburn hoops. No other team would face this situation. Is it driven by Bama influences at the NCAA...looks like that is at least a possibility.

    Game yesterday: How many times did CBS announcers say in referencing Bama...” well they got away with that one.” ( Several of their big plays) How many times did they say Re AU...”missed that one” or “I guess techniquely that was a tug.” (Bo’s first down run) Each on calls at a key point early in game when we were still in it and starting to move the ball. And “we all missed that one” on Seth’s shirt being ripped off making it look like a bad throw from our QB.

    It’s not just AU games. Bama plays with reckless abandon with no real concern from bad calls. If they get them earn them like it’s supposed to be. Targeting no reviews unless game is out of hand, PI? Different rules. Holding? Better be blatant. They are the best team...yes they should be and should be downright ridiculed if they lose one game. Their advantage is that great. So back to my point and I will finish...as long as Bama is allowed to play by a different set of rules the head coach at Auburn will face same situation. The best way to fight them is to unite and stand behind those young men that fight their guts out. And stand behind Gus and our coaching staff that have to face these odds. Get over the fact we pay our coach big money and act like true Auburn family members and be a bit slower to criticize. WDE!
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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  41. stric006

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  42. ugafish

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    Not close to as bad as the hold on Ray Drew on the AU Hail Mary in the 2013 UGA AU game.
     
  43. infected donkey

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    Until his truck is burned to the ground by fans he can hush.
     
  44. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Join the club. At least you didn't have a phantom offsides.
    Yes Im still salty btw


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  45. Owsley

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    False start should’ve been called. Can’t have it both ways, now.
     
  46. BP

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    You guys got that and the missed face mask on Swift. A few plays later.
     
  47. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I don't remember any missed calls since I stopped being a big fat loser
     
  48. The Blackfish

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    Only missed calls I remember are against Clemson - the pick plays to open known liar Hunter Renfrow
     
  49. Prospector

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    Thread was on page 2! WTF

    How does the Bowl money harvest look?