2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Boom TittyMilk

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    Welcome our new Texas overlords
     
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  2. Truman

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    :pffft:
     
  3. Gallant Knight

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    What happens when auburn goes 4-8 this season and has the 75th ranked recruiting class? Is Harsin a 1 and done or does he get more time? Will auburn people care that Gus goes 12-0 at ucf?
    I’ll hang up and listen
     
  4. Boom TittyMilk

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    no
     
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    This has just got to be a formality, right?

    It would be fucking hilarious if Texas got this far and the SEC just said nah we're good
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Zero chance.

    Slaw is recruiting pretty well, but a lot of the teams ahead of us like Vandy/USCe/State are solely b/c of quantity of players. We'll end up in the top 25 once we add 1-2 more 4* kids and 10 more 3* kids to match the number totals. It's not where he needs to be, but we aren't going to finish the year in the 70s.

    Last year we had 5 4* kids and 15 3* kids and finished 19th. We'll probably end up somewhere around that type of class
     
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  7. Truman

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    Now we're off season'n
     
  8. bertwing

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    Last year you had competent recruiters on your staff

    this year you’ve got a guy taking in every sun belt and D2 transfer he can find
     
  9. Nostradumass

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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Last year we were like 70th going into the December signing period and finished 19th. I'm not sure they were really competent anymore.
     
  11. lunchbox

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  12. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Harsin is going to struggle recruiting solely because the first 30 minutes of his in-home visits are dedicated to the gospel of L. Ron Hubbard
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    Equipment staff trash talk!

     
  14. IV

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    Bro that’s not even the worst part, wait until a recruits mom is 20k in the hole because she was trying to learn more about thetans
     
  15. Truman

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    Andy Reocho - is this good smack talk or is it like dump talking shit? I have no idea when it come to equipment quips
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    Now hang on a darn second. That all depends on the results of her e-meter reading.
     
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  17. Roy

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    “I hope you have your wood screws in bc we’re about to blow your doors clean off!”
     
  18. Andy Reocho

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    lol. I mean if they’re actually using gorilla glue/tape for helmet parts, that’s a bold ass decision on their part.

    Admittedly, I got a good laugh out of it due to the pettiness.
     
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  19. Gallant Knight

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    46-35 in the PAC
    Sark might be worse than Harsin
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    UGA will never recover from this burn
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    I’m hearing that Jake Scott is absolutely devastated.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think he's going to be pretty solid. he took a Washington Team that was like 2-22 the prior 2 years into an 8 win team before he jumped ship and was hitting the bottle
     
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  23. Gallant Knight

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    Fml now I’m going to have to go look at who he beat at Washington
     
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  24. Roy

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  25. Gallant Knight

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    nah gallant knight was the name of a bar that had dollar beers while i was in law school

    it's now a fucking orange theory

    rip
     
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  26. TC

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    One day you'll get snappy and take it down to just GK
     
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  27. Roy

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  28. Line 4 Guy

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  29. Truman

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  30. bertwing

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    Those don’t count
     
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  31. dump

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  32. TAS

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  33. bertwing

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    Chad Morris is responsible for 16 straight of those, we had John L Smith for a season, and a fat drunk pig farmer for the rest. Not exactly an ideal timeframe that’s for sure
     
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  34. dump

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    are you surprised?
     
  35. TAS

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    From an Oklahoma radio guy, lines up with the previously mentioned pods from the SECN

     
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  36. Prospector

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    Goddamnitsonofabitch!
     
  37. Truman

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    It's never a good thing when you have to frame an entire decade as "not exactly an ideal timeframe"
     
  38. Prospector

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    at least put them w the aggies!
     
  39. TC

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    That is damn impressive for Bama, and damn sorry for Tennessee
     
  40. bertwing

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    The two years before that we were 7-1 and 6-2 in the league iirc, so yeah it’s not an ideal time frame.

    Eat my ass
     
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  41. Truman

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  42. The Milkman

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    Slaw is embarrassing. Tennessee has gone through a historical downturn. Arkansas has won 40% less than UT during that timeframe. Wow
     
  43. Nostradumass

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    I think it's clear A&M wants nothing to do with playing Texas every year. They talk talk talk but really they're scared shitless.
     
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  44. TAS

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    Show us on the pig where A&M hurt you 9 years in a row
     
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  45. Nostradumass

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  47. TeeDee

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    This is a solid 'you're not getting the ice cream you want but you don't have to finish your broccoli' for A&M.
     
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  48. roggins

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  49. Fran Tarkenton

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    I sorta eye rolled the internal promotion of Sankey back in the day

    but boy is it nice having the best Commissioner in College Athletics, SEC having the 3 most powerful ppl in CFB during our lives.
     
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  50. dump

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    Was Gump always a derogatory name towards Bammers or was it just after the movie?

    like I just found out that the original Forrest Gump book was about a 350 lb Forrest