2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. El Tiburon

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    All the Bears, really.
     
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  2. Truman

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    Didnt a recent Bama draftee tell a similar deez nuts story? Tua maybe? Felt like it was on a show like Dan Patrick where he was telling a story from a couch to the host at a desk.

    Did I just make that up?
     
  3. TC

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    Make up what?

    Make up deez nuts!!!!
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Was it a black couch? Because I’ve seen lots of clips of people sucking on deez and touching on deez in that context.
     
  5. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Tua and Josh Jacobs both told stories about the Deez Nutz jokes
     
  6. TC

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    Truman did you get those CDs
     
  7. Jake Scott

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  8. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    why did you do this? terrible and really mean
     
  9. Dump

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    I remember

    #GMG
     
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  10. TC

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    Oregon needs to switch up their helmet logo stat. They are channeling North Texas
     
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  11. TC

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  12. Truman

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    Who is the youth pastor?
     
  13. TC

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    Lincoln Dryly
     
  14. Jake Scott

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    HS Booster Club President got me good
     
  15. Truman

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    Waste Management is a little too on the nose
     
  16. infected donkey

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    These were the days of always bet against Arkansas and win money!
     
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  17. JGator1

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    Sark could represent himself!!!!!
     
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  18. Dump

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    Nick Saban: lover of Deez Nuts jokes and Debbie cookies

     
  19. bigpig

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    He seems so passive aggressive defending his morning routine to Eli. I suppose that's better than his normal active-aggressive.
     
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  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    Oatmeal Cream Pies are good
     
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  21. Boom TittyMilk

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    Understatement of the year
     
  22. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You remember me kicking your ass?
     
  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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  24. jrmy

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    I see an NIL deal with a scooter company in the young man's future
     
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  25. skiedfrillet

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    idk who that is next to Pittman but you can't convince me it's not this guy

    [​IMG]
     
  26. TheFreak55

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    I don't know who either are so I'm convinced
     
  27. skiedfrillet

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    oh man you haven't watched Barry on HBO?

    get on it my dude
     
  28. TheFreak55

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    shit I just watched the Wire over the summer and now on Boardwalk Empire
     
  29. Truman

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    Mizzou is QBU. Deal with it plebes



    and center u too
     
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  30. Dump

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    yeah but Bama has 3 QB1s that were on campus at the same time!
     
  31. Jake Scott

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  32. Owsley

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    I guess we don’t get to count McCarron because he tore his ACL this preseason?
     
  33. Truman

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    My guess is active roster? Idk
     
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  34. Owsley

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    He’s also really, really bad so I’ll accept it.
     
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  35. TC

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    P - many tied

    :mulletsmug:
     
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  36. TC

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    Back in the day if Missouri had 6 centers in the pros we'd be talking basketball
     
  37. Daddy Rabbit

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    We had 4 in the league at one time just a couple or few years ago.

    Mullet smug that
     
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  38. TC

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    Yes, we are aware of the Colquitt Dynasty
     
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  39. Parab00n

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    Punter U, bitch
     
  40. TC

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    PU, lol
     
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  41. IV

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    Regionally that’s not a good fit but I still think Gus is a good football coach, probably not the one USC needs though
     
  42. wes tegg

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    Weren't all of the centers on the same team at the same time?
     
  43. Truman

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    3 of the 4 were on the same line in college. All 3 played OG or OT in college
     
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  44. Truman

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    Evan Boehm who played C on that team was hurt in the preseason and was released.
     
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  45. Truman

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    That was back in the Pinkel days who was so good at finding the under recruited guys and turning them into something.

    Pinkel was awesome.
     
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  46. Dump

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  47. Dump

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  48. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz norveLLL
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