2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Gallant Knight

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    i think i may get legacy club tickets at kyle field and just bask in being among a bunch of aggies who pay like $50k/year to watch them get skullfucked by bama
     
  2. Dump

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    lol no they are not
     
  3. bertwing

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    dump how many times did you dress up as a yell leader for Halloween growing up
     
  4. TC

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    Dump is 100% Dallas Cowboys now. Leave him alone about this college foolishness
     
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  5. stric006

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    Ok?
     
  6. wes tegg

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    It's not "battle tested" when you play like shit.
     
  7. Degausser

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    Can I get his record in these games please?
     
  8. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...
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    And Auburn is 19-10 over those 29 games, 4-9 vs those ranked teams, and being outscored 351-281 in those ranked matchups. Battle-tested, I suppose, but it's not saying much when he's failed over twice as many of those tests as he's passed. Oh and the only one of those ranked teams they beat by more than one score was UK to open the season last year. :twocents:
     
  9. Nandor the Relentless

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    What’s with the high knees and bicep grabs?
     
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  10. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...
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    See above.
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    He's had 12TD/9INT in those games. 25% of those TDs came against Kentucky to open the year last year.
     
  12. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Just highlights how ridiculous Auburn’s schedule is every single year especially compared to a team like Alabama’s who plays the likes of Miami in non conference every season.
     
  13. bigpig

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    He's furiously googling "simontology jokes" as we speak to try and steer this conversation away from the Aggies' weirdness.
     
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  14. gus_chiggins

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    We can’t play ourselves every year :mulletsmug:
     
  15. Jake Barnes

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    Alabama has beaten more ranked teams in the last 14 years than 99% of other schools have played.
     
  16. Fabulousthundercock

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    I think the term he was looking for here is “battered” not “battle tested”
     
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  17. Jake Scott

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    We are for sure giving up a TD in this game, aren't we?
     
  18. Tiffin

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    Xenu comes for everyone.
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    dynamite drop in rob
     
  20. Joystick Izzy

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    Miami was ranked 14th at the time, so that would qualify as a top 15 matchup that you’re obviously so impressed by. The irony here is beautiful.
     
  21. TC

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    Battle scarred
     
  22. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Auburn has played:

    2021: #5 Penn State

    2019: top 10 Oregon

    2018: top 10 Washington

    2017: top 10 Clemson

    2016: top 10 Clemson

    No other team in the country has played a schedule like we have the past 5 years.
     
  23. bturns

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    Yea… Arkansas says hello…
     
  24. Dump

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    “ranked”
     
  25. stric006

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    O ok that clears up everything.
     
  26. Jake Barnes

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    Since '08, Bama has played at least one team ranked in the top 4 of the final AP Poll every year; 33 teams ranked in the top 10. In eight of those years, they played at least three.

    2020: 4 top 10 (two top 4) 4-0
    2019: 1 top 10 (one top 4) 0-1
    2018: 4 top 10 (two top 4) 3-1
    2017: 3 top 10 (two top 4) 2-1
    2016: 3 top 10 (three top 4) 2-1
    2015: 3 top 10 (one top 4) 2-1
    2014: 1 top 10 (one top 4) 0-1
    2013: 1 top 10 (one top 4) 0-1
    2012: 3 top 10 (one top 4) 2-1
    2011: 3 top 10 (two top 4) 2-1
    2010: 2 top 10 (one top 4) 0-2
    2009: 3 top 10 (two top 4) 3-0
    2008: 2 top 10 (two top 4) 0-2
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    If they removed the logos I'm fairly confident I could have guessed Ole Miss's placement on all of these with strong-quite strong accuracy.
     
    #4728 Eathan Edwards, Oct 6, 2021
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  28. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  29. wes tegg

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    wear your hog hat
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    That is an excellent idea
     
  31. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  32. bertwing

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    Always good to see simple rob stinking up the football thread too. Thought we had to wait until basketball season for that!
     
  33. bertwing

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  34. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Remind me who the coach was for the majority of these games?
     
  35. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Wait so you’re giving Auburn credit for those top 10 matchups from ‘16-‘19, but want to complain about it was the old coaches fault for the record?
     
  36. TC

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    When you're known for annually having the hardest schedule, it's because you aren't a hard team on another team's schedule.

    See: Slaw, South Carolina
     
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  37. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Yes?
     
  38. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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  39. bertwing

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  40. Eric The Viking

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    Mother fuckers stole my routine
     
  41. gilstein21

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    Kernal Reb in the replies
     
  42. Dump

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    honestly who could hate Lane Kiffin
     
  43. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
  44. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    This is absolutely AMAZING posting... I remember living through that debacle and I was 2 hours away from Knoxville...
     
  45. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz
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    Fun fact: my buddy set the mattress on fire
     
  46. seanofthedead86

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    Legend
     
  47. skeezy

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    He’s a weird dude that’s gone on to make a career out of the Tennessee air national guard
     
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  48. bertwing

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    Uh oh the nerd is losing the locker room

     
  49. bigpig

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    Quick, deflect to Arkansas' scumbag assistant coaches!