2021 Secret Santa about me thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Daniel Ocean, Nov 29, 2021.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Post your likes and dislikes itt. Basically tell your SS who you are some don’t live in here.

    Please make sure your profile is open for proper stalking and don’t change your username until this is over.

    thanks

    I’ll start
    Fan of UCLA , Denver Broncos and Boxing. Like Bourbon, beer. Hobbies include cooking over an open fire, running, cycling, reading and some weightlifting.
     
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  2. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I love bourbon, the Gators, movies, and Xbox. I listen to tons of podcasts, and love following the NBA but don’t have any major team allegiance. I have two dogs Tank, a 5 year old golden doodle, and Leela, a 6 year old plott hound. I’m a father of a 2 year old boy and 4 year old girl.

    I love to cook and grill. I love virtually all meats, and I’m currently pretty hardcore doing the keto diet so no sweets.

    Shirt size XL
     
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Fan of: Boubon, good coffee, IPA, coffee mugs and beer steins, books on social justice. Sports wise ND, IU, St. Louis Cardinals, shirt size XL.
     
  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    I like booze (wine and beer mostly, but I do drink bourbon), the teams in my fan of section, hunting/fishing, my German Shepherd Dog, and cooking/grilling. I'm an XXL shirt, size 8 hat, size 14 shoe, and 40/36 in pants.

    I have been put on a "no t-shirt or commemorative glassware" buying ban, so none of either of those things, preferably.
     
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  5. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsMiami DolphinsAtlanta UnitedAvengersBig 12 Conference

    Family: Wife + 3 Boys (2,6,9)
    Shirt Size: Medium
    Beer: IPAs
    Liquor: Bourbon and Scotch
    Wine: If its red I'll drink it
    Fan Of: UCF Knights & Miami Dolphins
    Hobbies: Running, Peloton, Cooking and Grilling (Kamado Joe Grill), Cool Gadgets, Gaming (Nintendo Switch is my go to right now)
     
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  6. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Iowa HawkeyesChicago Blackhawks

    Likes: Iowa Hawkeyes, Golf, IPAs, Coffee, smoking meat/grilling/blackstone, Deer Hunting. Size XL
     
    #6 Wicked, Nov 29, 2021
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  7. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
    Donor TMB OG

    Vices; Beer, Wine ,Bourbon, coffee.

    fan of; UCF, Bolts, cooking on my BGE and Blackstone, Corgis.

    Shirt size = M

    humble request: no glassware or coffee making devices
     
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  8. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    Georgia BulldogsBurnleyAtlanta United

    I have a wife and a 2 year old son. I am a fan of the number one team in college football, the Georgia Bulldogs, and I have absolutely no reason to doubt that this will be a championship year. Complete unwavering confidence. Yep...

    I collect hobbies. I am into:
    • bourbon/whiskey/scotch/etc
    • funky rums (meaning, for instance, Jamaican pot still rums -- not "lol we got crazy and put some fruit flavored syrup in this 18% abv rum")
    • brandy/cognac/armagnac
    • home distilling
    • craft beer (pretty much any type, honestly)
    • cooking (I am the primary cook in our household), grilling, smoking meats
    • hot sauces
    • specialty local foods from wherever you are
    • craft cocktails, tiki cocktails
    • cigars (medium-to-full-bodied; not a fan of connecticut wrappers, as a general rule)
    • good coffee (no brewing equipment needed).
    Shirt size XXL (that tall-fat hotness), wear a hat sometimes but not multiple times a week or everyday
     
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  9. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

    Fan of: Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, White Sox, KSU

    I've recently adopted a dog and have started getting interested in camping.

    Size 4x for tshirts.

    A hat or something from your favorite team would be neat.
     
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  10. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Cincinnati BearcatsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Did the aero press suck?
     
  11. Tex

    Tex Yikes
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    Fan of: Texas Longhorns, Houston Astros, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Rockets, Chicago Blackhawks

    Batman. PS4. Star Wars. Bonnaroo/festivals/concerts. Meat. Crawfish. Shrimp. Food. Money. Rye whiskey. Beer (no sours or cider). Red wine. Ramen. DC graphic novels (I have mostly Batman. Justice League would be nice)

    Size: 2X in shirts and pants.

    No hats. In an apartment so no grilling stuff. No glass cups/mugs/shot glasses. I have too many.

    Wife likes owls. Moscatos. Saints.
     
    #11 Tex, Nov 30, 2021
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Also a fan of sneakers and comic books
     
  13. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
    Donor TMB OG

    No it’s great. But between that, the chemex, and my wife’s shitty old school pot I think I’m covered.
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    Fan of: Tennessee Vols, your 2021 World Series Champions Atlanta Braves, & Nashville Predators

    Hobbies:
    Bonnaroo
    Fishing
    Hunting
    Grilling/Smoking/Cooking - got a new Blackstone I need to break in
    Hot sauce/meat seasonings
    Camping

    Size - Large
    New Era 59Fifty - 7 1/2
     
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  15. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksAtlanta FalconsPGA

    Hobbies/Likes:
    IPAs
    Coffee
    Golf
    Hiking
    Travel
    Active activities (indoor and outdoor)
    Atlanta Falcons
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    I also do a lot of traveling for work so any cool travel gadgets always peak my attention.

    Shirt Size - Medium
     
    #15 bturns, Nov 30, 2021
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  16. bama1

    bama1 I like you
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee Titans

    Fan of: Alabama, braves, and I follow bama players in the nfl since Alabama doesn’t have a pro team. This past Sunday I had the chance to watch both the pats vs titans and/or Miami’s game, I chose Miami. :idk:

    I love being outdoors, mainly building things with wood. I workout daily as well, gym is my escape from reality. My career is very demanding, more mental than physical so anything to relax afterwards is great. I’m not a reader unless it’s the mainboard, only books I have are cooking books (I love smoking meats, I do it weekly). I drink everything, I love beer and whiskeys. I’m a techy person, apple products everything.

    my daughter is turning 7 next week, just like I say every year, she’s my everything and the reason I do the job I do.

    size xl in shirts.
     
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  17. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsMiami DolphinsAtlanta UnitedAvengersBig 12 Conference

    Also, Living in Atlanta I've become a bandwagon fan of the Braves so World Series stuff is on the table too
     
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  18. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
    Donor

    Family: Wife + 1 Boy (17) and 1 girl (14)

    Shirt Size: XL

    Beer: IPAs (BURIAL BREWING HURT ME DADDY)

    Liquor: Bourbon

    Fan Of: UF Gators, Falcons, Braves, Orlando City Soccer, Steve Spurrier's ManParts, Tebow, Wuerffel, Kyle Pitts

    Hobbies: Biking, Golf, Tennis, Cooking (not grilling so much as regular cooking like the cool shit on TikTok), Tech shit/Gadgets, Gaming (PC - EA sports titles and Battlefield)
     
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    Last edited: Dec 1, 2021
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Joe and BlazingRebel although a link to this thread was added in your PM from Santa you two didn’t post here. Can you please post itt
     
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  20. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Sorry getting ready for my little sister wedding I'll do it now.
     
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  21. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Shirt size: L
    Family: Fiancee and a 3 year old (Wears 5T)
    Fan of: Bama, Braves, Ravens, Caps
    Likes: Cooking, History, video games( pc) , anything that I can use on my Twitch stream(full time streamer), sport teams from your hometown (minor or major), and collecting Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts from around the world
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Just did
     
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  24. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

    Fan of: K-State, Chiefs, Royals, Sporting KC, Fulham

    Hobbies:
    Golf
    Weekly men's league soccer and basketball
    Tinkering with our Chiefs tailgate shuttle bus
    Sneakers
    Need to read more - big fan of non-fiction books about sports
    Drinking is tight - Beer (Hazy IPA) and Alcohol (Bourbon). Not really a wine dude.

    Dislikes: Seltzers, Mariah Carey Christmas music, women wearing wedges, Big 12 defectors

    Sizes:
    Shirt M
    Sneakers 11.5
    Shorts/Pants M/L (6"1')
    Hat Size 7 1/8
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    So many things about this are wrong
     
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  26. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

    Put that wedges comment in there just for you
     
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  27. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Cincinnati BearcatsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Hello my name is Hudson.

    first thing is I always mention I have an extensive sport shorts collection, I think I’m probably up to 130 pairs, a lot of which are college. I’d love to have a pair from your favorite college team. I know I’m probably missing a few, but off the top of my head.
    Baylor, Chicago, Clemson, Colorado, Creighton, duke, Florida, Florida state, Georgia, Gonzaga, Iowa(needs replacing), Iowa state(needs replacing),Kansas state, Maine maritime academy, Maryland, Mid Tenn state, Michigan, Michigan state, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nebraska Omaha, University Nebraska medical center, Notre dame, Ohio, Ohio state. Oregon, Oregon state, Tennessee(but I think I lost them, which sucks because they were a SS gift), Texas, Texas a&m, Air Force, Virginia, northwest Missouri state, Regis, trinity, butler community college, central Missouri, Emory, Gustavus adolphus, roseman, UTSA,
    . I wear either a medium or large in most major brands. Basketball more medium running more large.

    Sizes.
    pants 36x30, hat snap back, shoes size 12, shirt size large/xl depends on the brand. I’m addicted to quarterzips and hoodies.
    if you find Eddie Bauer tech pants at your local Costco that would be cool(if they’re still 7.88 a pair)the four pairs I bought weren’t enough.


    Fan of Nebraska, blazers, buccaneers, Braves, penguins, Cincinnati, but other than Cincinnati I’m set with gear from all. Fulham or Omaha Union I can’t say I have any gear.

    love golf(but have a 3 year supply of balls, love the golf course with big letters), tennis, hiking, swimming laps, just started in the past few months of forcing myself to the gym daily(I have a theragun and 3 foam rollers).

    I like gadgets(but have all the Amazon home stuff) and tech stuff. I stopped playing video games.

    stuff what probably wouldn't work would be consumables(food/alcohol/etc) or living things.

    but with as high maintenance as all of that sounds, if you have something in mind go for it. I’ll love almost anything you do.
     
    #27 hudson, Dec 2, 2021
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2021
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  28. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
    Donor TMB OG
    Kansas City RoyalsDSA

    this didn’t tag me so I didn’t see it because you forgot my little symbol guy so please have mods delete that imposter account and install me as the one true joe and I will answer this promptly in the morning bless
     
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  29. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
    Donor
    Clemson TigersGolden State WarriorsPGA

    I had a pandemic baby. McKenzi is my baby girl who is now 8 months old. I’m completely fine just getting baby gifts. If they are baby gifts please get them for 12 months and up.

    Fan of:

    Clemson Tigers
    Tiger Woods
    Team USA (soccer, golf, basketball, etc etc.)
    Food Network


    Interests
    Cooking/Smoking/Sous Vide
    Beef
    Golf (haven’t played as much since baby)
    Oakleys and Costas
    Video Games PC
    Things that are orange/clemson related
    I have a 3 year old pup named Arki who is my world.

    Shirt size XL
    Hat Size 7 1/2
     
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  30. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
    Donor TMB OG
    Kansas City RoyalsDSA

    I’m never really sure what to mention here but basically I’m a fan of local beer (not IPAs this time of year) and gin and whisky, and other fun stuff from Santa’s neck of the woods. My hobbies include

    purchasing/listening to records
    working out daily
    cooking/grilling
    home DIY/making things
    sneakers
    hanging out with dog
    social justice
    loose leaf tea
    fun and/or vintage snap back hats


    fan of: royals and nebraska

    shirt size: medium/large depending
    shoe size: 14
    condom size: regular
     
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    Last edited: Dec 5, 2021
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  31. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Cincinnati BearcatsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Can you pm me your address id like to send you a children’s book.
     
  32. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
    Donor
    Clemson TigersGolden State WarriorsPGA

    not today Satan! (Kidding)

    But since you asked yes you can see a pic. Here is McKenzi, Santa and my pupper Arki.

    51387988-4C71-4B10-87F9-9F4663504D2D.jpeg
     
  33. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Big Ivermectin Energy
    Donor

    Live in Austin, TX. Big UGA fan, I still cherish my Justin Fields signed ball from Detlef Schrempf last year.

    Love Tech/IT/Coding, BBQ, cooking, Bourbon, Barbados rum. Always on the hunt for cool glasses.

    Gaming (PC/XBOX/Oculus)

    Currently working on fitness so any gym clothes/gadgets to help me be less fat are appreciated.

    Have a golden retriever 5 month old puppy.

    Other than that I'm your pretty basic bitch. 35, single AF, no kids.

    XXL
     
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  34. scarlet_tacos

    scarlet_tacos Well-Known Member
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    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsBaltimore OriolesNew York Giants

    fan of Rutgers
    Mclaren F1 team
    Baltimore Orioles
    New York Giants

    I'm interested in things that are "local" to where other people live. I like beer, coffee, and most food except real spicy things.

    Size Large for clothing. I'm a tennis instructor so I wear a hat almost daily.
     
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  35. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

     
  36. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
    Donor
    Memphis TigersTennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis GrizzliesMetalPoker

    Fan of: Tennessee Vols, Memphis grizzlies, St. Louis cardinals

    t-shirt size- usually XL

    hat- I don’t really wear fitted so L/XL

    interests: coffee, occult/Lovecraftian stuff (art, t shirts, etc); grilling and smoking meats, gaming (Xbox, PS4), I’m a sucker for cool t shirts or hats, something that my SS’s area is famous for, hangover remedies, candles
     
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  37. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    LSU TigersNew Orleans Saints

    I enjoy:

    Boating
    Fishing
    Camping
    IPAs
    Bourbons
    Knives
    Flashlights
    Gadgets
    2xl shirts
    Ps4
    Nintendo switch
    Maps
    Hot sauces
    anything you find interesting that you want to share
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    BP BIGASSTITTIES Name P. Redacted please post itt. BlazingRebel what’s your twitch name.

    TIA

    lol at Santa thinking that adding the link to this thread in the PMs would get you guys to post itt

    Beeds07 please Santa needs your information to send to your SS. Please please please check your pms
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

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  40. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesGeorgia BulldogsAtlanta Falcons

    Hobbies/Likes:
    Historical shit, GoT, LoTR, Good Whiskey or Scotch
    Outdoors stuff; Camping, Hiking, Backpacking, Trail running, Mtn Biking, Jeep stuff, Cooking, Grilling. World Travel. Not a big beer guy. Getting back into golf.

    Please no UGA/Falcons shirts or hats, I already have way too many.
    Size L on T-shirts
    Live in AZ.

    Past gifts have included an Amazon gift card, White Label Dewars, Cigars, Bourbon, hot sauce, badass chef knife, camping gadgets, hiking socks.

    I reserve the right to add to this list
     
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  41. scarlet_tacos

    scarlet_tacos Well-Known Member
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    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsBaltimore OriolesNew York Giants


    gotta scroll up!
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    ME: 33, married, 2.5 year old daughter with another one due in late Jan, K-State grad, live in Manhattan ks, shirt LT or XL, shorts L, shoe 13. If you purchase any headgear for me then please order the largest size possible, I have a big head. Daughter is into pretty standard toddler stuff — YouTube kids channels, books, dolls, sports balls, etc.

    Play games on my PC, PS5 and Switch. I like to cook and grill when I have the energy. Board games when we have company over. Sour, dark beers and bourbon are good. Bought a house this year so any useful home goods or wall art would appreciated. I’m pretty open and will appreciate anything cool sent my (or my kid’s) way.
     
  43. BIGASSTITTIES

    BIGASSTITTIES Fan of: BIGASSTITTIES
    Donor

    35 years old. Married. 2 kids (8 &7).
    Shirt size: XL
    Shoe size: 13
    Location: Nashville, TN

    Interests:
    • Grilling enthusiast
      • Own kamado joe big joe 2 and a traeger. I grill multiple times a week
    • Cooking and anything culinary
    • Novice to mediocre golfer
      • I love playing but do pay attention to my opening statement bout wife and kids
    • Hunting (mostly waterfowl and upland game)
    • Alcohol enthusiast
      • Bourbon (anything wheated I am super into)
      • Beer (I love good, crisp lagers and pilsners. Think Stella, Heineken, Pilsner urquell, shit like that)
    • Coffee Enthusiast
      • I love finishing unique whole bean coffees. Nothing flavored though
    • Fan of:
      • Tennessee Volunteers
      • Nashville Predators
      • Tennessee Titans
      • Nashville Sounds
      • Atlanta Braves
    • Shows I geek out over:
    • The Wire
    • The Sopranos
    • Mad Men
    • Succession
    • Watchmen
    • Narcos
    • East bound and down
    I feel like this is an adequate enough list.
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

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  45. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Likes:

    Cooking/Grilling
    Braves
    Clemson
    Gadgets & whatnot
    Bourbon/Scotch/Whiskey/Gin
    Coffee
    Golf
    Hiking
    Outdoorsy Activities
    shirt size: xl
     
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