2021 Secret Santa Rules thread please read. Seriously read. It’s all here.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Daniel Ocean, Nov 12, 2021.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s that time of year again. Please read this and follow what it says. 2021 has been a shit year hopefully this will brighten people’s mood.



    First of all I hate pming dudes that haven't sent their gifts in a timely manner. So before you sign up for this ask yourself a few questions. Do you really want to do this? Can you do it (will time, money be an issue)? If you want to and can then sign up but make sure your gift is sent when it can arrive in 2021. I'll try and have parings ASAP

    Sign ups will remain open until the 25th of Nov and I'll have parings done by the 1st of Dec. That will give you over a month to buy and send the gift. That should be plenty of time.

    PM the Santa account.


    Again if anyone objects to me running this I won't . Just PM me if you don't want me to run it. I'll bow out and it will remain between me and whoever didn't want me in charge. I'll update the thread with all the rules I missed ASAP.


    1. Make sure you PM the Santa Claus
    account and put SS 2021 sign up in the subject line. Don't just bump old PMs.

    2. If you've never participated make sure someone will vouch for you.

    3. If you vouch for someone make sure you're willing to buy another gift if the person you vouch for flakes out. Needless to say don't vouch for anyone who might not send a gift make sure you trust the person.

    4. Deadline will be Jan 15 2022.

    5. Spending limit. No maximum minimum is 25. Truth is I think 1 person has spent the minimum in the 4-5 years we've done this.

    6. Add shipping info to the PM. Name, address any other relevant info.

    7. Don't change your user name until after SS has been complete.

    8. Posting pictures of your gift is also part of this. If you're not willing to do that don't sign up.


    I'll leave this open for a little in case anyone has any questions. Saying you're in here or any other thread and not PMing the Santa account doesn't count.

     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  3. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    You’ve already contracted a thing or two from me
     
  5. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    he gives you friendship just like I used to give you all my nudes
     
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  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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    guys this is private
     
  7. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    if the rest of you think I was sending gfa pictures of my penis then I can’t help but tell you that you’re correct
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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  9. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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  10. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    I'm new this year but want to do this. Not sure how I will get someone to vouch for me. CAN'T WE JUST HAVE TRUST?
     
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  11. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    Your low post count, avatar and tag doesn’t give me the warm fuzzies
     
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  12. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    I can put money in escrow?
     
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  13. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    Fuck it I’ll vouch a $25 Amazon gift card at least if he ghost on Santa
     
  14. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Hello at the show
     
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  15. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    If anyone would like a gift but doesn’t have the ability to buy I’d like to again offer to provide gifts. I’ve offered this for a few years and nobody has taken me up on it, which I hope means nobody needs it, but offering again.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ve actually done this before. I forgot if I got you or someone else to cover for someone. I usually do it anonymously as to not embarrassed the person who can’t give. If I need it I’ll let you know.
     
  17. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    Thanks man excited to participate
     
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  18. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    Fuck it PMing you my address
     
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  19. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    That reminds me I still owe my last years some sparkys
     
  20. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    I'm in let's do this.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Please PM Santa
     
  22. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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  23. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    ETA for pairing DM’s?
     
  24. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Clemson TigersGolden State WarriorsPGA

    Hey guys if you want to participate but don’t want to DM Santa you can DM Daniel Ocean a dick pic and he’ll add you to the list.
     
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  25. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    but can we do both?
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Signups are open until the 25th depending on amount pairings should go out a day or two afterwards. This assumes everyone read the OP and included all the information which won’t happen lol
     
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  27. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    When will we have an about me thread?
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ll start one in a day or so.
     
  29. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Does it have to be my dick?
     
  30. Tex

    Tex Yikes
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    It can be your balloon knot as well
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    no
     
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  32. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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    I'm absolutely in. I'm so excited as this is one of my favorite things each year.
     
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  33. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Fuck it, I'm in again
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    please (if you haven’t) send the pm to the Santa account.
     
  35. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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    I did it yesterday.
     
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  36. BIGASSTITTIES

    BIGASSTITTIES Fan of: BIGASSTITTIES
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    I pm’d the Santa account yesterday. Am I too late?
     
  37. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    better f/u with the d pic just in case
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You’re fine I’ll get the pairings done by Monday
     
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  39. BIGASSTITTIES

    BIGASSTITTIES Fan of: BIGASSTITTIES
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  40. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    I pm’d santa a week or two ago. Didn’t receive a response. Am I good to go?
     
  41. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Iowa HawkeyesChicago Blackhawks

    I also pmd. Just wanna make sure I'm good as well
     
  42. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    LSU TigersNew Orleans Saints

    If not we can just ss each other this year :beerchug:
     
  43. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    Santa never responds until the pairings gbr
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    and nfm
     
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  45. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    LSU TigersNew Orleans Saints

    I’ve participated in ss since at least 2016. Guess I should know this by now.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Santa is kinda hungover today. He will have pairing done tomorrow. It’s easier not reply until everything is set up that way his old ass doesn’t forget anyone.
     
  47. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    Santa has quite the potty mouth
     
  48. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Can't wait
     
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  49. BIGASSTITTIES

    BIGASSTITTIES Fan of: BIGASSTITTIES
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    Yeah… fuck you Daddy Rabbit