2021 Summer Transfer Thread

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    Even Jesus Christ couldn’t win a trophy at Spurs
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  4. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    We’re already at capacity for slightly above average players thank you
     
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  5. Illinihockey

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    Taliban need to put in a bid for Newcastle.
     
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  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    you trying to say jesus christ cant hit a half volley?
     
  7. Owsley

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    There’s your €100m striker, City
     
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  8. PeterGriffin

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    He was like half that price a week ago until Atletico started bidding and now Commisso thinks he’s a fast-speaking auctioneer.
     
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  9. Walt Disney

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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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  11. NineteenNine

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  12. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  13. RockHardJawn39

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    I'm sure there's dozens of them. Dozens!
     
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  14. TheFreak55

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    They definitely blue themselves
     
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  15. Gallant Knight

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  16. Gallant Knight

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    Are any of the players arsenal bought actually good at football?

    Ben White is a laughingstock
    Aaron Ramsdale has been relegated like 5x
    The best thing anyone can say about Odegaard is that he’s young
    They bought some dude from Portugal who straight up makes out with his dog
    And some Belgium dude

    Yikes
     
  17. Gallant Knight

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    To be fair to Ben Shite he would likely make the match day 18 for most top six clubs in the championship

    arsenal planning for future seasons is an improvement over recent years so fair play to them
     
  18. RockHardJawn39

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    We were linked with Shite last season when we were decimated by injuries, but weren't paying that price for someone that would be behind Nat Phillips with everyone healthy
     
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  19. Tobias

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  20. chuckmasterflex

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  21. AUShyGuy

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  22. Gallant Knight

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    Congratulations on signing the 5th best keeper in the champ
     
  23. AUShyGuy

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    Yeah but where would Leno rank in the championship?
     
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  24. BayouMafia

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    this legit made me laugh, choke on my coffee and spew it all over my desk
     
  25. AUShyGuy

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    He just wishes he had what Nuno and his dog have
     
  26. Pasta88

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  27. RockHardJawn39

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    He must not know that Villa is a big club.
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    Considering it seems like they can’t figure out how to play ings watkins Bailey and Buendia together while not getting skullfucked in the midfield I don’t think jwp is what they needed

    jwp with grealish drawing fouls would be legit

    I want cantwell and a dm but it sounds like they’re done
     
  29. Andy Reocho

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    You want more wingers?
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    One that can actually play on the left seems like a good idea but what do I know
     
  31. Andy Reocho

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    I took the beginning portion of your message regarding fitting all those attackers/wingers into a lineup, as you guys had plenty of them.

    Cantwell is good, I was just confused
     
  32. TheFreak55

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    According to transfermarkt Cantwell has two years left on his deal. Can't see Norwich selling him this late, as I assume they want to at least try and stay up this time.

    I imagine they'll sell him next summer.
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    They did sign Rashica and Sargent so certainly looks as if they were preparing for the possibility
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Yeah, last time they clearly planned on going down, but wanted the money to stabilize and come right back up. So the plan worked.

    Against Liverpool, they weren't trying to be as attacking as they were 2 years ago, but I thought they still played well. They have Covid issues in preseason. I know Pukki got it, and lost muscle mass when he was sick.

    Luckily for them they start the season with Liverpool, City, and Leicester before the international break. So any points they get would be found money while they try get up to speed.
     
  36. Gallant Knight

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    i'm going to post this now and then bump it on sunday:

    what do you think the conversation was like between arsenal and brighton when arsenal called

    arsenal: hey we are interested in signing one of your center backs.

    brighton: which one?

    arsenal: ben white

    brighton: oh hmm ok?

    arsenal: our opening bid is 40m lbs

    brighton: brb can i call you back in 5 minutes

    ***everyone in the entire city of brighton laughs uncontrollably for 5 minutes***

    brighton: ok we are back ***background laughter*** but ummm since you're opening bid is 40 we are going to hold out for 50 ***uncontrollable giggling***

    brighton calls ben shite:

    brighton: hey ben arsenal just bid 40m lbs for you.

    ben shite: do you have the wrong number i'm sure you meant to call dunk and/or webster.

    brighton: no i'm not kidding. this actually happened.

    ben shite: uhhhhh what? i am ben shite!

    brighton: we told them 50 but if they say no we are going to accept the 40m

    edu on a ski doo: brighton you drive a hard baragin but ok 50m lbs it is

    **ben shite shows up at arsenal training ground**

    arteta: wait we thought you were the other one
     
  37. RockHardJawn39

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  38. derfish

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    It’s as if we were right there in the room where it happened.
     
  39. Owsley

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  40. zeberdee

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    “lbs” always make me laugh
     
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  41. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  42. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Also, dude, lbs is not the preferred nomenclature.

    Turkish lira, please.
     
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  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Yeah but Sargent is average, at best. Too much 2020 Bremen and not enough 2003 Bremen.
     
  44. SugarShaun

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    That doesn’t change that they went out and signed possible replacements
     
  45. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Valid point
     
  46. JGator1

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  47. PeterGriffin

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    “Fancy L’s”
     
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  48. nexus

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    also Spurs mantra for last few years
     
  49. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Not remotely, fancy implies some kind of class. We’ve had none, been boring as fuck.