2022-23 B1G Basketball Thread: Welp

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Nov 18, 2022.

  1. drewru

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    Thank goodness. A thread I can finally do some real shit talking/chest thumping in. Looking forward to the addition of men’s and women’s soccer threads in the future.
     
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  2. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    IN for Rutgers shit talk.
     
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  3. drewru

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    This thread quickly becoming

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    Like a plague of locusts, it isn’t a matter of if, but when and how bad.
     
  4. Emma

    Emma ope and uffdas
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    sup dudettes
     
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  5. jcb-r

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    Hello, yes, I am here.
     
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  6. nexus

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    I am well rested and once again ready to shoot well below 30% from 3 as a team
     
  7. HotMic

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  8. teel

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    Your new worst nightmare #B1G

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Constant

    Constant Meh
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  10. RoderickJaynes

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    Haven’t you heard, race Thompson is good at threes now. He might shoot 29% instead of 27% this year!
     
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  11. nexus

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    Nice!

    who’s gonna finish 2nd in the league?
     
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  12. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Finally a sport we win championship trophies in. Im already nominating Conner McCaffery for the most hated Iowa player this year. We know he’s not very good at most aspects of the game but he knows how to feed the post.

    NOW BRING ON DUKE
     
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  13. Rootgers

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    Hearing word that Cliff Omoruyi isn't just dunks anymore
     
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  14. nexus

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    No one is as big of a cunt as his douchebag father
     
  15. goblue31602

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    Brad Davison can't play this year, right? RIGHT?
     
  16. drewru

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    Dunno, but R dicks (and balls) are huge and Indiana is terrified.

    Exhibit A:

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  17. Rabid

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    :ballin: but really :bunnywithapancakeonitshead:
     
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  18. Lip

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    We have enough weird in this conference already. Go away drewru
     
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  19. drewru

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    That’s not very nice. Also, lol at being called weird in a conference where one of the central debates is whose got the best corn.
     
  20. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Get the thread icon right or I will slap you in the handshake line
     
  21. Lip

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    there’s no debate about sweet corn. They can debate all day about feed corn tho
     
  22. drewru

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    Agreed. Jersey sweet corn- the gold standard
    ::braces for projectiles::
     
  23. Constant

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    You coastal elites know nothing of corn. Don't even get me started on Rotel!!
     
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  24. drewru

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    Thanks to the B1G network, I know what that and Tudor Dixon are…both objectionable, but one significantly more so than the other. I leave it to you to decipher which is which.

    Knee high by the Fourth of July (wife is from Illinois)
     
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  25. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Tudor Dixon previously starred in a vampire themed adult film.
     
  26. Constant

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    Would watch while eating Rotel dip.
     
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  27. Rootgers

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    Rutgers plays Temple tonight. Who are they playing next week? Mosque?
     
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  28. Rabid

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    Before BTN I had never heard of Rotel or Wolf brand chili. It feels like a different life.
     
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  29. Constant

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  30. jcb-r

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    The BIG's favorite point guard is out tonight.

     
  31. 40wwttamgib

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    You morons aren’t even trusted to pump your own gas. Peasants.
     
  32. drewru

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    Seriously? And here I thought they, along with Tudor Dixon, were staples of the midwestern diet.

    Salad on hot dogs, pizza in casserole form and something called Italian beef that is neither Italian or beef. None of it makes any sense.
     
  33. drewru

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    There, fify
     
  34. Constant

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  35. Lip

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    Does buttgers have their own team board? If not, can we get them one?

    GoodForAnother what’s it gonna cost?
     
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  36. 40wwttamgib

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    The city of my birth has given more to the world than the entire state of New Jersey, friend.
     
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  37. drewru

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    Ok
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother jonesin for a fix of that limp bizkit mix
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    20 grand
     
  39. pez

    pez Competent
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    how about $8? That’s market rate
     
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  40. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    That money is already tied up in lawyers trying to figure out how we kick Buttgers out of the B1G for the least amount of money possible.
     
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  41. drewru

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    You need to come up with some new material. Aside from football and volleyball, Rutgers is competitive in every varsity sport. I could go on, but it’d be a waste of time as a few posters here think they’re smarter than John Delaney. Unsurprisingly, some of those same posters routinely show their ass in places like the Libertarian thread and I’m not going to argue with people who think abolishing government is a good idea, on the internet, that was created by the government.
     
  42. Rabid

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    In the first couple years of BTN there was very little cable coverage. I think buying commercials must’ve been really cheap. It seemed like every commercial break had an ad for each as well as other crap. The best comparison today for ad quality would be watching ESPNU. Maybe Rotel was big elsewhere in the midwest but not here.
     
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    God damn it drewru do less.
     
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  44. 40wwttamgib

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    Refs may as just wear Xavier uniforms at this point
     
  45. Rabid

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    Take it to the anarchists thread or go create one. Nobody here gives a shit.
     
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  46. drewru

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    Says the libertarian. FOH.
     
  47. Rabid

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    1) Keep conversations about politics out of sports threads
    2) I’m not an anarchist you moron.
     
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  48. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    He did the same shit when he was mad after Rutgers tried to block a punt against us when they were down a billion and our punter took off and picked up the first down.

    It was something like "Ryan Day is a born on third base pussy to do that, that's why all of you love Jim Jordan and voted for Donald Trump".

    He's a weird guy.
     
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