2022 B1G Thread: Michigan Back to Back Champs

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  1. Constant

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    Is aydon a bastard then?
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Amy got 1, then Luke took over.
     
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  3. goblue31602

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    I'd take over too if my wife chose the name Aydon
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    But then Laykon happens and it might be time to outsource.
     
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  5. herb.burdette

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    I’m making shit up. Not all of them are L.
     
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  6. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Looking at the burrito order more carefully, I noticed that aydon is the only name that starts with a lower case letter. Perhaps the name is really Laydon and Chipotle somehow omitted the L?
     
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  7. Rabid

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    My wife received a Christmas card from a co-worker this week. They named their son Kaladin. It sounds like a fantasy board game or the next Fickell.
     
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  8. Constant

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    Laladin imo.
     
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  9. pez

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    Close enough apparently

    https://babynames.com/name/kaladin
     
  10. football501

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    Sounds like the protaganist from the Stormlight Archive, which you should read. :nunchuck:
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Fucking nerds man
     
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  12. Rabid

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  13. Tug

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    50 in a residential without a license while holding a loaded gun having magazines of 30 and 15 in pocket. Yeah suspension definitely not warranted
     
  14. ButchCassidy

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    Nothing to see here, move along.
     
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  15. Corch

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    He was a captain for them on Saturday too

    :pffft:
     
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  16. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Oh come on guys, put down the hater tots. He's such a nice boy.
     
  17. Constant

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    We're trying to convert him to gunner?
     
  18. Tug

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    They still celebrate a coach, who has a statue, despite that coach knowingly submitting “subpar performers” to sexual assault. I expect no less
     
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  19. Anison

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    To be fair, he sent them all to the same doctor. Doc decided on his own to only fondle the subpar performers’ balls.
     
  20. Tug

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    Of course the doctor had free will and broke the law, but there is something about this locally celebrated coach knowingly sending victims, and threatening victims as such, is really creepy. Y’all should take down the statue and rename a building or two
     
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  21. Anison

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    Yeah, I don’t think you’ll find any UM TMBers who disagree. Thanks for ruining my ball fondling joke, dick.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    BREAKING NEWS: Man With Registered Gun Was Found With Ammo...STORY AT 11
     
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  23. Corch

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  24. pez

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    Was there any grey goose in there?
     
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  25. Corch

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    If he was going 50 in a 25 as reported, I wouldn't rule it out.
     
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  26. spartanchuck

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    Emoni Bates?
     
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  27. Tug

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    He plays at Eastern Michigan, not the University of Michigan. That’s likely the key difference
     
  28. VaxRule

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    We’re going to hold him out every game for the next 3 weeks.
     
  29. Constant

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    Trying too hard.

    Residential streets are 25. Nobody drives them that slowly. 50 is a bit much. As an old man, I've shaken my fist at plenty of youngsters doing it though.

    I've probably done 40 pretty often.
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    Everybody shoots at me, shoots at you, drives excessive speeds in residential zones. Whatever.
     
  31. pez

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    nice correction mlive

    Editor’s note: The original story mentioned that Smith’s handgun was loaded. Ann Arbor police clarified that it is not clear in the police report whether it was loaded or not.
     
  32. Tug

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    “Not clear in the police report” sounds like Harbaugh made some phone calls to his buddies in the “media”
     
  33. Manny

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    Lol at thinking Harbaugh has friends in the media or knows how phones work.
     
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  34. pez

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    exactly
     
  35. Corch

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    Well it's clear he has friends in the prosecutor's office
     
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  36. pez

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    a real friend wouldn’t have brought any charges
     
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  37. DetroitNole

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    Guys it was just a paperwork issue...
     
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  38. DetroitNole

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    Just embarrassing cop out by AA police. They'd be the ones who know if it's loaded or not.

    "Ann Arbor police said the report does not clarify whether the gun was loaded or not."

    Report doesn't clarify so we won't release more info
     
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  39. pez

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    Sounds like the police were caught in their own lies by their paperwork. Typical behavior
     
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  40. ButchCassidy

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    ACAW all cops are wolverines

    nailed it
     
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  41. construxboy

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    Is that why people have those American flags with blue stripes? They’re all Michigan fans?
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    Looks like Leonhard will not remain on Luke Fickell’s Wisconsin staff.

    Fickell is bringing Colin Hitschler and Mike Tressel with him.

    Hitschler was with Fickell multiple years at UC, including as DC.

    Tressel is a former Ohio State GA and long time Dantonio assistant at MSU who joined Fickell when Tucker took over.
     
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  43. spartanchuck

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    Tressel was also interim HC at MSU before Tucker was hired. Stayed on staff for a year under Tucker before joining Fickell
     
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  44. herb.burdette

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    Fickell always has pulled from the Jim Tressel coaching tree to fill his staffs. I’ll be interested to see who else he picks up.
     
  45. construxboy

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    He should get a tattoo of the Tressel coaching tree to really lean into it.
     
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  46. RockHardJawn39

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  47. Corch

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    Sherrone Moore also according to sources
     
  48. PSU12

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  49. ohbluefan

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    The B1G west is already full of ground and pound old school B1G football coaches. I’d try to throw a bag at a guy like hartline who would hopefully run a more uptempo passing offense. Moore is gonna be Harbaugh lite and you’ve already got Fickell, Bert, Kirk, and Fitz on that side, Purdue isn’t going to compete with them at their own game.
     
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