2022 CFB Coaching Carousel: Coastal fan: “we are losers baby, so why don’t you kill me”

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  1. DeToxRox

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    Open Jobs

    11/26 - Stanford: David Shaw resigns
    11/27 - Cincinnati: Luke Fickell hired by Wisconsin
    11/27 - Tulsa: Philip Montgomery fired
    11/28 - WMU: Tim Lester fired
    11/28 - UNLV: Marcus Arroyo fired

    Filled Jobs

    Charlotte

    10/23 - Will Healy fired
    11/14 - Backbone of the Michigan program Biff Poggi hired

    Nebraska

    9/11 - Scott Frost fired
    11/26 - Failed Panthers HC Matt Rhule hired

    Arizona State

    9/18 - Herm Edwards martyred
    11/26 - Oregon OC Kenny Dillingham hired

    Wisconsin

    10/2 - Paul Chryst fired
    11/27 - Cincinnati HC Luke Fickell hired

    Auburn

    10/31 - Bryan Harsin fired
    11/28 - Liberty HC Hugh Freeze hired

    Georgia Tech

    9/25 - Geoff Collins fired
    11/29 - GT Interim HC Brent Key hired

    UAB

    6/24 - Bill Clark retires
    11/29 - HS Football Coach Trent Dilfer hired

    FAU

    11/26 - Willie Taggart fired
    12/1 - Former Texas HC Tom Herman hired

    Texas State

    11/27 - Jake Spavital fired
    12/1 - Incarnate Word HC GJ Kinne hired

    Colorado

    10/2 - Karl Dorrell fired
    12/3 - Jackson State HC Prime hired


    Liberty

    11/28 - Hugh Freeze hired by Auburn
    12/3 - Coastal Carolina HC Jamey Chadwell hired

    USF

    11/6 - Jeff Scott fired
    12/4 - Tennessee OC Alex Golesh hired

    Coastal Carolina

    12/3 - Jamey Chadwell hired by Liberty
    12/4 - NC State OC Tim Beck hired
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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    Congrats to our Lake Oconee Academy posters!

     
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  3. 40wwttamgib

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    big if true
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    what was this
     
  6. jokewood

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    Sadly false rumor that Dan Mullen got a job as a high school OC.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    Written by the same Dawg writer who said Brenton Cox basically would never walk again.
     
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  9. gritzy

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    do we have a bingo card of names to play with?
     
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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    Lea seems to suck but he's got like 3-5 years before he feels any hear
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    Geoff Collins seems like a guy that has a very slim chance of even making it through the season.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Your thoughts on Tom Allen appearing here?
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    Warranted and hope he rots but his buyout is huge IIRC
     
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    Found this:

    As with his original contract, signed in December 2019, Allen would owe IU 100% of all remaining guaranteed income between now and the end of the current contract year, which runs through Nov. 30.

    The substantial raise built into Allen’s new deal increases that 100% commitment from $27.7 million to $34.3 million.

    As with his original deal, that number would drop for Allen from 100% to 50% from Dec. 1, 2021-Nov. 30, 2022.

    From there, IU’s protection improves slightly on the old deal. Under the previous arrangement, Allen would owe Indiana $1 million if he wanted to leave his contract from Dec. 1, 2022-Nov. 30, 2024. Now, he’d owe $4 million between Dec. 1, 2022-Nov. 30, 2023, and $3 million for the year after that.
     
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  17. JGator1

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    He'll be very in demand as a coordinator after the season.
     
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  18. Redav

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    Lol Butch Jones made me laugh
     
  19. Taques

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    my money is on spavital at texas state
     
  20. theregionsitter

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    Collins has to be the odds on favorite for first P5 without a job right?
     
  21. Truman

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    Lol at Sark being #5 in year 2
     
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  22. herb.burdette

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    Pat Fitzgerald in the top 20 is odd. He’s in his 17th season at Northwestern and won the Big Ten West in two of the last four seasons.
     
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  24. 1

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    If he goes .500 or better, yes. If he doesn't, maybe.
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    Frost is a Husker and that means something. Alberts seems content to give him plenty of time

    Babers is probably under the most pressure to win this year
     
  26. duc15

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    How is Herm Edwards not listed at all?
     
  27. Mister Me Too

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    Doesn’t seem that far fetch given that Urban Meyers is unemployed.
     
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  28. War Grundle

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    Jeff Scott isn't on the hot seat. No way he is fired after this year and that comes from my best friend who is on their Board of Trustees.
     
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  29. Dan Kendra

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    I didn’t know that coaches hot seat site is still around. I remember reading it like 10+ years ago and the guy had a blog section and was a total lunatic.
     
  30. TAS

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    This was my first thought as well, but his on field results have been decent for ASU. Guess you'd need a separate category for guys that could get the ax at any moment if the NCAA decides to hammer you.

    My other thought was... So like half of all the black coaches in America are on the hot seat, huh?
     
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  31. herb.burdette

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    I don’t think Meyer wants any part of the NIL era.
     
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  32. DeToxRox

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  33. The Banks

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    Outside of Herm, who should absolutely be on this list, how many black head coaches aren’t on this list?
     
  34. fucktx

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    Being the coach at texas seems awesome

    you either are the one that gets them “back” or you’re paid a ton for the last 3 years of your contract after you get fired
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    If necessary?

    In fairness, whoever took that job was doomed to fail. Collins made some coin and should settle in to a very good DC job somewhere.
     
  36. Pharm

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    They really don’t need to fire him to be honest. No one wants that job with how uga is recruiting right now. He seems to be recruiting better tho. Had landed some decent transfers. They might only win 2 games though
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    GT was never going to outrecruit UGA.
     
  38. Pharm

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    Never said they would, but they could occasionally snag a player or two if they recruited like they did under richt. GT should have never recruited as poorly as they did but that triple option system set them back a decade. still think there is enough talent around Atlanta to not be bottom tier acc
     
  39. TAS

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    Beyond the guys that were hired this year (Stan Drayton, Jeff Elliot, Marcus Freeman, Jay Norvell), you got

    James Franklin (PSU, year 9)
    Mike Locksley (Maryland, year 4)
    Thomas Hammock (NIU, year 4)
    Mel Tucker (MSU, year 3)
    Charles Huff (Marshall, year 2)
     
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  40. The Banks

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    UGA and GT don’t compete for recruits, nor is that the expectation.
     
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  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    GT can do better than Geoff Collins. Will they is another question. But its clear they need to move on from him.

    His gimmicks were Butch Jones esque. Would be fun to see him as a DC in the SEC again now that the offenses have all gotten modernized.
     
  42. Mr. Bean

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    Lol Pat Fitzgerald is more ironclad at NU than Saban is at Bama. He’s going nowhere

    Satterfield should be much much higher IMO. Doesn’t even have to have a bad season per se, with Brohm hovering around. Must beat UK and soundly, don’t see that happening with Levis back
     
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  43. DeToxRox

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    Collins might be the worst clock manager in CFB, and that says a lot. He has to go.
     
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  44. Mr. Bean

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    Didn’t think it was possible for a coach to be more cringe than Butch Jones until Collins came along. YIKES

    How dumb does their OL coach who left bama for GT feel right now?
     
  45. The Banks

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    No surprise he’s from the Cristobal tree. One of the WOAT game managers of all time.
     
  46. Pharm

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    saban is very good at getting his coaches he wants to fire another job somewhere. Enos, gattis, pease, tosh, etc
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    Not sure one year under a coach qualifies the assistant as being from his coaching tree.
     
  48. The Banks

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    First coach to promote them to a coordinator role seems significant.
     
  49. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Good ol Karl bought himself at least 1 more, maybe 2 more years with close to full new staff. New OC, WRs, QBs, OL, DL,DBs.

    But the university won't do anything to actually help, like making it easier to bring in portal kids or giving a shit about NIL.

    We did finally get a new President, now we just need a new AD and less of the academic side thinking we're fucking Harvard.
     
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  50. Saul Shabazz

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    Collins is from the George O'Leary coaching tree

    he was barely at fiu a year
     
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