2022 Florida-Florida State: You’re welcome for (bad)college football on Friday

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  1. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I’ll ding ur hammy.
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Say it louder, bb.
     
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  3. LA window washer

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    After some light reading on the UF 247 board. FSU has absolutely no chance Friday. Congrats.
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Theyre right
     
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  5. Imurhuckleberry

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    You better be wrong because I’m planning on betting FSU money line.
     
  6. LA window washer

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    I’ve been hurt too many times, especially by running qb’s to have any confidence.
     
  7. Imurhuckleberry

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    My strategy is to bet 100$ against my team so that if they lose I win. And if they win I win. It’s not necessarily a healthy solution but having a shark fucker as a hbc required unique coping strategies so here we are.
     
  8. LA window washer

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    Seems healthy enough to me. In reality UF’s talent level is a good amount higher. All I hope is FSU forces Richardson to throw. I’m all over the place, sorry.
     
  9. fsugrad99

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    Hey Florida

    You r nerds

    But not nerdy enough to be the Harvard of anything but fallback slush jobs for right wing assholes

    lmbo
     
  10. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member


    the emotional hedge is the single most high IQ betting strategy. It's like buying wins.
     
  11. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
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    No doubt it has made the last 5-6 seasons slightly better for me.
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    Gonna be playing walk-ons at WR. Congrats, Noles.
    • WR Ricky Pearsall (upper body) - questionable
    • WR Justin Shorter - out
    • WR Marcus Burke (upper body) - out
    • WR Thai Chiaokhiao-Bowman (upper body) - out
    • WR Xzavier Henderson (lower body) - out
    • WR Ja'Quavion Fraziars (upper body) - out
    • TE Keon Zipperer (lower body) - questionable
    • CB Devin Moore (upper body) - out
    • LS Marco Ortiz (upper body) - out
     
  13. Saul Shabazz

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    Travis McGriff will still somehow score 3 tds
     
  14. fsugrad99

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    Even the long dong snapper
     
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  15. El Tiburon

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    BAH GAWD, THAT’S KAHLEIL JACKSON’S MUSIC!
     
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  16. Saul Shabazz

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    • WR Thai Chiaokhiao-Bowman (upper body) - out
    • WR Xzavier Henderson (lower body) - out
    • WR Ja'Quavion Fraziars (upper body) - out
    • TE Keon Zipperer (lower body) -


    This is an outstanding string of names btw
     
  17. LA window washer

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    Seems suspect, not buying it. Five WR’s out in one game?
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Mostly injured by 150 MPH throws from Richardson when they were 3 yards away.
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    Yes. If Pearsall is out, we will legit start a walk-on.
     
  20. FearMySpear

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    Lot of WRs too worried about their show muscles with those upper body injuries.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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  22. Boo MFer!

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    Pearsall is in concussion protocol, so “upper body” is being used liberally.
     
  23. Saul Shabazz

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    They'll be fine
     
  24. Pharm

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    We have just the issue for injured wr group
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  25. Mister Me Too

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  26. LA window washer

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    Every time Jones is on the field, every fucking time.
     
  27. LetItSoak

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  28. Boo MFer!

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    No sandbagging here. Noles by 30.
     
  29. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    I don’t think you appreciate how poorly this team plays when it decides to suck. Complete feast or famine.
     
  30. Pharm

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    I’d also like the think that that’s a ball AR has thrown falling harmlessly 5 yards over his wr head
     
  31. Imurhuckleberry

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    If you trying to pick it you have to take into account two TDS where we go for 2 and don’t get it because analytics aren’t actually magic.

    also, one thing I will say about this gator team is that they don’t quit. They have late comebacks in most games but fall short. Then give up a late TD.

    gators 22
    noles 35
     
  32. Can I Spliff it

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    It's funny cause its true
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Trying to decide if I’m going to be drunker today or tomorrow.
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    Trey Dean just keeps talking. Please no one show this to Jordan Travis:

    Florida safety Trey Dean III said his mom cooked for him growing up but admits that his grandma’s Thanksgiving meal is the best.

    “Not even close,” Dean said. “Some mac n’ cheese, you know, some ham, stuffing. All the above.

    “But the best meal is going to be a win against Florida State.”
     
  35. NothingIsOT

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    I didn’t realize wins were a thanksgiving dish. Harvard of the south alright.
     
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  36. Professor Moriarty

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    Stuffin, his grandmama didn’t make no stuffin
     
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  37. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    This loss gonna have my man Duval losing his hair
     
  38. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member

    FSU: 56
    Trump University Fighting Sasses: 0
     
  39. ned's head

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    The sassy sasses has such a nice ring to it
     
  40. Imurhuckleberry

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  41. Hank Scorpio

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    Didn't go to UF to play school
     
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  42. Duval

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    impossible, gray sack.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Dean didn’t go to UF to play football either apparently.
     
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  44. TTgator91

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    However, Pate believes Florida State will still win even if Richardson puts up an insane stat line. Florida State is riding a 4-game winning streak, with all the victories by at least 25 points.

    “Anthony Richardson is the most dynamic player in this game. If Anthony Richardson goes off, you think to yourself if you’re a Florida fan, ‘Well if he goes off, we win the game, right?'” Pate said. “They’re playing a pretty good team this Saturday. And they’re playing the kind of team potentially where Richardson can go off and they still lose…That’s called might not matter energy. I think Florida State’s got that right now.”
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    He's right except for the FSU winning part
     
  46. Boo MFer!

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    Stop sandbagging, you nerd. You’re winning.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

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    Do we really have to do this today?
     
  48. Mister Me Too

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