2024 Formula One Thread: Miami GP - 5/5 4pm

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bankz, Sep 13, 2009.

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    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    That's just one aspect. What makes these guys successful is such razor thin margins. Consider most races a terrible Haas car can qualify literally tenths of a second behind Ferrari for example and Haas is a laughing stock.
     
  2. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Pretty much every one of those guys started in carting
     
  3. Joe Withabee

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    What other way is there? Other than pay drivers starting in F3 or something
     
  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Soon, sim drivers?
     
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    How are these guys not vomiting?

     
  6. CC_Nole

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    Those headshots of the drivers while the car is jumping are nauseating :blech:
     
  7. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    How does that even get fixed or will it before the first race?
     
  8. CC_Nole

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    It’s actually quite easy to fix. The teams just don’t want to sacrifice downforce (performance) to achieve it. I think the all the teams are experimenting with how much they have to give up performance wise to fix it.
     
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  9. BP

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    :laugh:

     
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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Bottas' Finnish heritage about to pay off, this headbanging is in his blood.
     
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  12. PeterGriffin

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    Not good, but also wrong thread.
     
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  13. BP

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  14. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    BP Not sure if you're just having fun at your own expense, but wrong thread.
     
  15. CC_Nole

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    Going to need Ferrari and Mercedes shitposting at each other this year.
     
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    Your insecurity is showing Carlos. Just take the compliment, damn.
     
  17. Paddy Murphy

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    George Russell is the most arrogant relative to least accomplishment of any driver on the grid and now has a silver arrow stuck up his ass. I wouldn’t let GR gas me up like that either.
     
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  18. momux

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    Carlos is right and if Mercedes wants to play that game then I think he's completely in the right to spin it back on them. It's all expectations management.
     
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  19. jcb-r

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    Danny Ric's got the Covid.
     
  20. Tiger Z

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    Magnussen just went fastest during the extra time Haas was allowed. Get your bets in now.
     
  21. momux

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    I know you know this but for any potentially newer fans/viewers please do not think this means anything other than Haas going for a bit of a glory run to get some shine on their name as they attempt to find replacement sponsors.

    All teams are running intentionally lower engine modes/higher fuel loads to mask the true speed of the car during preseason and the lap times are not indicative of season performance.
     
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  22. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Guess shoeys aren’t immune boosting
     
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  23. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    They are, but you have to drink them more often.
     
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    :magatears:
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    lads i'm ready for race week
     
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  26. London Humphreys

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    Does seem worth noting that he's much quicker than Schumacher
     
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  27. momux

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    I think that battle will be especially fascinating throughout the year. We can finally get some real data points on Schumacher's competitiveness.
     
  28. Love Tractor

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    DTS drops today right?
     
  29. Joe Withabee

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    It’s out
     
  30. Andy Reocho

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    It dropped overnight/early this morning.
     
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  31. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    It's out. I've knocked out 3 eps. A lot of repetitiveness but I'm still happy it's back.
     
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  32. Love Tractor

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    Sweet. It’s supposed to snow in Atlanta so I’ll have something to do this weekend.
     
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  33. London Humphreys

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    It's awesome. This Haas episode is hilarious. (Ep. 4)
     
  34. Paddy Murphy

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    We will see who the cry baby is in a month or two.
     
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    :gbh:
     
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  36. Joe Withabee

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    Russell does come off as entitled in the new DTS, IMO
     
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  37. Paddy Murphy

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    :resolve:
     
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  38. Bankz

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    Russell going from a beloved driver who everyone wants to get his fair shot at a top seat to cocky, entitled little prick is going to be the best path any driver will take this year...
     
  39. Bankz

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    Also much like the rumblings about Mercedes hiding its true car look for this weekends testing... Redbull is rumored to look different tomorrow. :popcorn: ready for the tears from Totto
     
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  40. TAS

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    Mazespin's dad threatening to take their money and leave F1 in episode 4

    :banderas:
     
  41. BP

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    Toto ordering a super picky and complicated Breakfast In E1 :roll:
     
  42. momux

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    Coincidentally ...

     
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  43. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  44. dblplay1212

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    Halfway into ep1 and Christian is already being a whiny cunt.
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    The McClaren HQ surrounded by the lake is badass.
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    Lando golfing in Air Max 1 just rocketed him up my list of drivers.
     
  47. Bankz

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    Hey can we not live blog the show. Some of us haven’t started. Thanks
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    His shoe choice or McClaren having a lake isn't exactly huge spoilers.
     
  49. scarlet_tacos

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    Lando and Carlos have nice golf swings
     
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  50. Joe Withabee

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    Lando came across as an absolute twat towards Daniel
     
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