***2022 MLB Thread: Albert Pu700ls***

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  1. devine

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  2. Sean Connery

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    Cruz missile
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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  4. bwi2

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    they should look harder
     
  5. Cornelius Suttree

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    Cole with 8 Ks through 4 hitless innings
     
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  6. Tobias

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    i totally understand manipulating service time. but waiting until now to call him up is egregious and nutting and cherington should be hung accordingly
     
  7. devine

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    Cruz just hit a bases loaded double 112 MPH
     
  8. Irush

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    Need a Cruz reference in the thread title pls
     
  9. devine

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  10. Tobias

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    death penalty for nutting and cherington

    and manfred for continually allowing stupid shit like this to happen
     
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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    10 Ks through 5 hitless innings for Cole. But 86 pitches
     
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  12. devine

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    We’ve played 3 innings and cruz has the hardest throw, hardest hit, and fastest sprint for a pirate all season. And I’ve been forced to watch Kevin Newman and Yu Chang
     
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  13. Montclaire de Haviland

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    That was faster than reported, imo

    I'm the same idiot as last week questioning trout, fwiw. But it wasnt trout vs. MLB, it was trout vs. top 5 all time. I sucked shit and admit defeat
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    Lol wow
     
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  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    The heck did Yaz just do I was making a PB&J but it looked stupid
     
  16. poor paul

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    Very cool that Cole has a no-hitter going.
     
  17. Hatfield

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    Cruz is a Road To The Show character come to life
     
  18. ashy larry

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    just bought a custom Braves jersey (Cruz #15)
     
  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    TB and MIL are 17th and 18th in WAR from their hitters this year. Would have said they were pretty similar before looking that up

    TB is 26th in team OBP. Yikes
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    :roll:

    Detroit's team ISO is .100

    Oakland is 29th at .121
     
  21. poor paul

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    Rays are missing their two best hitters in B. Lowe and Franco. Tough.
     
  22. Cornelius Suttree

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    Franco's not likely to boost that team OBP

    Cole hitless through 7 innings with 12 Ks to boot. 103 pitches though
     
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  23. tylerdolphin

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    I think they'll let Cole go up to 125-130ish. Just gotta hope for two efficient innings.
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    McClanahan went 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 8 SO/1 BB on 92 pitches with 60 strikes vs this insane offense. Beast
     
  26. dblplay1212

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  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Single up the middle to lead off B8 ends the no-hit bid

    Holmes warming up :popcorn:
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    :smug:
     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    Story doesn't seem to have built upon that crazy hot streak he was on a few weeks back. Still very disappointing overall numbers given his contract
     
  30. 40wwttamgib

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    Cute stadium St Pete
     
  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Andrew Vaughn has a .406 average over his last 15 games
     
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  32. devine

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    Bligh Madris with 3 hits in his major league debut

    cruz just got a single and his 4th RBI

    the future is bright
     
  33. tylerdolphin

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    Holmes finally gave up a run
     
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  34. Fidelio

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    Cole can’t believe it
     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    Damn Cole was fantastic and will get no decision.
     
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  36. dblplay1212

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    First one since opening day.
     
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  37. Cornelius Suttree

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    Reading the BA prospect writeup on Cruz and it's fascinating

    Cruz already owns the Pirates’ record for exit velocity in the Statcast era -- a 118.2 mph single in his debut
     
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  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Nice ovation for Joc in Atlanta, good game too
     
  39. slhorn

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    Video?
     
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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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  41. Tobias

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    he broke out the pearls again too :ohgosh:
     
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  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hicks with a 1-out triple to score Donaldson and put NYY up 3-2 T9. Margot looks like he might have been knocked out on the play. Edit, not unconscious but being carted off
     
  43. tylerdolphin

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    Margot just ran into the wall trying to catch a Hicks triple and he's been down a while. Sucks if he's really hurt in that fashion
     
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  44. bwi2

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    the bazooka arm will make up for it some but based on exactly one highlight, I’m not so sure about him overcoming the size and footwork issues that come alongside it
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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  46. dblplay1212

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    Hicks got bailed out on a non-hr pimp job
     
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  47. dblplay1212

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    Due to blackouts, I listen to the radio call for games vs the Rays. No John Sterling is weird. He's not doing road games due to age. Didn't realize he was 84. I know a lot of people don't like him but I've heard him foe decades and it feels weird hearing someone else.
     
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  48. gus_chiggins

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    BRAVOS WALK IT OFF

     
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