***2022 MLB Thread: Albert Pu700ls***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Apr 7, 2022.

  1. Yanks711

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    About time Cashman showed some common fucking sense

     
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  2. Owsley

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    Still don’t see Cashman giving him a $300 million contract, nor should he.
     
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  3. slhorn

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    They’ve won 15, or 16 not sure of the exact number after yesterday’s unfortunate comeback, games at home in a row. Truly just a phenomenal start for the yanks.
     
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  4. devine

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    Yankees sweeping the Mets in the WS will be funny
     
  5. Cornelius Suttree

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    Looks like Sal Perez might miss most of the season with thumb surgery. Sucks
     
  6. Cornelius Suttree

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    Blue Jays/Brewers and Red Sox/Guardians might not be as sexy as Yanks/Astros and Dodgers/Atlanta but both are pretty sweet
     
  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    Freeman crying like a baby during what seemed like a 15-mimute ring presentation by Atlanta. Awkward as fuck

    Verlander vs Yanks let's goooo
     
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  8. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Most embarrassing moment in Braves history
     
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  9. ashy larry

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  10. fish

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    Really nice moment in Atlanta. Crowd gave Frauddie a lovely reception.
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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    Astros will probably throw at Donaldson during this series bc of this. His bat flip on a non-HR hit the catcher, the Stros bench chirped at him between innings, and instead of just saying "my bad" he had to be a dick and just shrug is shoulders and smile. He's such a dick.

     
  12. Cornelius Suttree

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  13. devine

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    Man we need to rescue him
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

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  15. DirtBall

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    Geesh, Bobby with a stand up triple to the gap. The kid can fly. He leads the bigs in triples now.
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    AL ROY group has some fun prospects to project in Peña, JRod and Witt. Rutschman will probably get hot soon too
     
  17. devine

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    Hey Boo MFer! maybe stop giving up so many dingers lmfao
     
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  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    T Turner solo HR puts LAD up 3-0 T5
     
  19. football501

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    Easy speed

     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    Jays 4-9 hitters all with a hit and it's just T3

    Tucker 3-run HR makes it 3-0 Houston T6
     
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  21. Cornelius Suttree

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  22. mp_22

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    Jesus he’s fast as hell.
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Whats the new rule? If BWJ finished 1st or 2nd KC gets a comp pick between rounds 1 and 2?
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    I couldn't find where the picks would be
    • The top two players in Rookie of the Year voting must receive at least a full year of service time, regardless of when they were called up.
    • Teams that promote a player to the opening day roster and keep him up for a full season will be eligible to receive up to three draft picks if the player finishes in the Top 3 in the Rookie of the Year voting or Top 5 in MVP/Cy Young voting before he is eligible for arbitration.
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    I am on vacation and very drunk. Can you not? Lol
     
  26. devine

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    Sorry but trolling never takes a day off lmbo
     
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  27. poor paul

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    Last I looked Peña would run away with it, but I really like Witt long range.
     
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  28. poor paul

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    Pigeon Forge?
     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    Daniel Hudson just went down in agony, looks like he messed up his knee
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    Lol God no. Met friends in Charleston and boated to Beaufort.
     
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  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Yanks see their 15-game home win streak end
     
  32. Cornelius Suttree

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    Manoah has his ERA under 2.00
     
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  33. devine

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    First and 3rd no outs top of the order and we don’t score, what a pirates way to lose
     
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  34. MG2

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    Baez hit a grand slam 460 feet. Good lord that was smoked
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    julio with an 18 deg launch angle hr
     
  36. Cornelius Suttree

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    JRod with a 110 MPH HR
     
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  37. steamengine

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    The Astros don’t intentionally throw at people. They play the game the proper way.
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Trout with his 53rd career homer vs Seattle. 3-1 Seattle B4

    No one has hit more homers vs the Mariners
     
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  39. soulfly

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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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  41. slhorn

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    If it was going to happen verlander would have done it today.
     
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  42. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    The Angels and the Mariners are such a tragic existence
     
  43. fish

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    The CF doesn't judge the flight well.
     
  44. steamengine

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    Maton was pretty fired up too
     
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  45. Cornelius Suttree

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    Trout triple cuts Seattle lead to 4-2 B6

    Bad defense by JRod
     
  46. shawnoc

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    Weird slice off the tee by trout.
     
  47. shawnoc

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    There will be no rescuing of either Sho or Trout, thank you very much.
     
  48. Cornelius Suttree

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    Did I read that right? Mariners starters have allowed 2 or fewer runs in their last 12 games and 3 or fewer in their last 21? Brain is fried from THC and sun right now and that's hard to wrap my mind around given their record
     
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