***2022 MLB Thread: PLAYOFFS***

Michael Harris has a .327 BA through his first thirty games

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Got bad news. Gavin lux just singled and raised his batting average again.

 

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Goodness what a turn by Toronto.

And verdugo comes up big again

 

Michael Harris can play CF without looking like Ozuna. How’s Lux’s CF these days?

 

Of course it was gottlieb lol

 

Our Braves fans stay super normal.

michael Harris is great. No one compared him to Gavin Lux you weirdo.

 

Kinda funny that he is now caught up in this drama. Perfect moron to get thrown in the mix

 

Sorry for bringing up the past. At least y’all got the greatest offense ever assembled now.

 

You seem upset about something.

 

bro loves telling people they’re acting very normal and/or seem very upset

 

It’s my favorite of his. Every time he logs into TMB it must shock him that it’s still a message board primarily centered around sports.

 

Weird coincidence that it always seems to be Braves fans who have absurd mood swings as documented by their team thread. No one asked for a Gavin Lux and Michael Harris comparison tonight

 

Chipper: hey man, you’re going about this negotiation all wrong, let me introduce you to my friend, Mr. Lindell, he’s got his shit together.

 

Apologies for discussing baseball in the baseball thread

 

You shared a batting average tweet. Next you’ll tweet about how many wins _______ has now.

 

it would be insufferable if everyone interjected a mention of one player by saying WELL HE ISNT AS GOOD AS MY TEAMS PLAYER and that’s pretty obvious. Don’t be dumb

 

Sorry it upset you. I hope you can shake it off lou

 

I’ll do my best

 

No idea what's going on but owsley>>>>>>>>>>bro

 

you’re acting very normal

 

Ohtani’s splitter is absolutely absurd

 

I just got off the phone with Lou and he was clearly upset. I’m not sure if he’ll be able to get the 8 hours of sleep that his body needs because of it. Hopefully the warmed milk settles his body and mind.

 

I’m shitposting in bed whilst eating popcorn

 

Owsley is good people and all nonsensical banter is in good fun. Lou holth on the other hand has 100+ posts in the smoltzy thread since last Thursday, so I’m gonna stop before he kills me in a Braves-induced rage.

 

I’ve been there many times

 

Finished off the white cheddar skinny pop earlier in the week.

 

Awwww you counted! You do care!

 

Red Sox blowing another save would be amazing.

 

What kind of popcorn?

 

Ohtani works around a couple singles to lead off T4 and a walk. Got 8 Ks through 4 IP but 79 pitches

 

Some organic purple kernels cooked in the whirly pop with evoo. Then seasoned with old bay and TJ’s ranch seasoning.

 

Matt Olson is on pace for 90 doubles. That seems pretty good.

 

I guess he has only played 3 full seasons, but him being 6 off his career high right now is wild.

 

Michael Harris is only the number 61 prospect in baseball. Rankings malpractice

 

72 MPH breaking ball
82 MPH breaking ball
90 MPH splitter
88 MPH splitter
99 MPH 4-seamer

he's impossible

5 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 9 SO/1 BB on 91 pitches so hopefully one more inning

 

back out for the 6th

 

Ohtani with his 11th career game with 10+ strikeouts

Ruth had 2 such games

 

Bad ass. Really like this cleveland team. Wish they would spend at the deadline

 

Ya, but you gotta remember that babe Ruth was pitching against a bunch of guys named Per Wee and Bugsy, so really he has 0

 

Aw lifted with 2 outs T6

5.2 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 11 SO/1 BB on 108 pitches. I love that man

 

this dude is gonna be the best pitcher in baseball next year

 

Rolling off a 20-6 month and losing ground is tough.

 

24 swinging misses for Ohtani and I think all his Ks were swinging

 

Who the fuck is Dean chance