***2022 MLB Thread: Albert Pu700ls***

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  1. SugarShaun

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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    There's really no excuse for an athlete in one of the big four American leagues to take something containing a banned substance with the incredible amount of healthcare providers they have at their disposal. I think he is lying and went outside the team doc. Having everything you put in your body screened by sports medicine is something every college sports team in the country hears about like 5X a year. Mind bogglingly dumb, but he also broke his wrist riding a motorcycle on a $340 million deal so checks out
     
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  3. bro

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    This is sorcery
     
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  4. bro

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  5. seanofthedead86

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    Same thing happened to me when I googled it but my dumb ass was able to catch the spelling difference.
     
  6. bro

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    NL is though enough imhv. Braves and Mets are very very good. Cardinals really improved at the deadline and have two studs anchoring their lineup. Padres still formidable. And I think the Phillies have an elite staff and lineup (with Bryce)
     
  7. Tobias

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    i am an unbelievable sucker for shit like this. just let him get one single hit that’s all i ask
     
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  8. bro

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  9. Tobias

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    hell yeah fun times catching up on the thread
     
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  10. Tobias

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    tatis is a clown and the pads giving him 300m because of a couple months in a meme season was really funny stuff
     
    #10910 Tobias, Aug 13, 2022
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  11. devine

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  12. Degausser

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    That's pretty rich coming from Clevinger
     
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  13. Cornelius Suttree

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    Berríos gave up 8 ER in 4 IP today and his ERA is near 6.00. Granted Austin Martin isn't crushing it in the Twins system, but Toronto has to be soooo disappointed with the results so far in his first full season with them
     
  14. Tobias

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    tatis is a total dickhead wow who coulda seen this
     
  15. devine

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    Make steroids legal
     
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  16. Tobias

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    they should be legal. but not for motorbike racers who are too soft to admit that they were roiding like mr ringworm
     
  17. devine

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    Why would he admit it
     
  18. Tobias

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    he isn’t getting this suspension overturned. him lying about ringworm is just insulting to everyone

    ban this dork for life imo
     
  19. devine

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    Reinstate him now
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

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  21. bcuga

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    Have to respect a guy who plays the game with total integrity

     
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  22. bcuga

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    USA offense is looking really nice for the upcoming WBC

    Judge and Dansby would round things out nicely. Probably will be tough or impossible to get some top pitchers.

     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    You know this is a satire account, right?
     
  25. bcuga

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    Nope. Posters like you keeping it real is what keeps me coming back. Thanks for the information.
     
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  26. bro

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  27. bcuga

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    You know that is sarcasm, right?
     
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  28. bro

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    Just watched yesterday’s Baltimore highlights. They hit two homers that bounced off the catwalk at the Trop. What a joke if a stadium.
     
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  29. bro

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  30. Owsley

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    99.1 mph
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Salute to Negro Leagues day in KC so the Monarchs will be taking on the Brooklyn Dodgers.

     
  33. bcuga

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  34. bro

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    Mookie with his sixth lead off homer of the year.
     
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  35. bcuga

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    Nola vs deGrom is going to be an interesting pitching match up to keep an eye on tonight
     
  36. poor paul

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    :booger:
     
  37. bcuga

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    NY already up 1-0. Probably game there.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Tonight might hurt Brad Keller’s Cy Young bid.
     
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  39. bcuga

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    Royals are going to get everything they can out of Keller tonight no matter the cost.
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Bob Kendrick in the booth for KC-LAD if you want to listen to the best storyteller in the game.
     
  41. football501

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    DeGrom is a pitching robot

    That breaks down inconveniently often
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    They did their pushups
     
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  43. poor paul

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    Rays and Orioles are 9-9 against each other. With the new WC rules, whoever wins tomorrow will have the tiebreaker, no game 163 should they tie on season record.
     
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  44. bcuga

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    deGrom is going to be fun to watch in the playoffs
     
  45. RoderickJaynes

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    Going to be one of the more intriguing free agencies if he opts out after this year. Can’t wait for someone to give him 100M for 2 years, but only if he doesn’t pitch in the first half at all.
     
  46. poor paul

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    I just wish I remembered the posts when someone was like "Aaron Nola is not good anymore"

    that was great.
     
    #10947 poor paul, Aug 13, 2022
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  47. bcuga

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    And it was game in the first. Although Diaz did walk a couple of guys to make it a little suspenseful at the end.
     
  48. bro

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    Cool shit Waino
     
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  49. dblplay1212

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    Damn Wainwright went 9 tonight, hope the Cards get him a W in b9.