2022 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
    Missouri TigersKansas City Chiefs

    He referenced that stupid litter box in the classroom shit.
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  2. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Parsons?
     
  3. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
    Missouri TigersKansas City Chiefs

    Tony Dungy. NFL father of the year.
     
  4. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
    Missouri TigersKansas City Chiefs

  5. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles cheese monster
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesFlorida GatorsCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsCleveland CavaliersCleveland IndiansAntifa

    what about the students who identify as apache attack helicopters
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  6. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    In response to the the daily wire, no less.
     
  7. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Astounding how easily duped so many people are that have access to every opportunity to educate themselves.
     
    ZeroPointZero and Bruce Bowen like this.
  8. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Philadelphia 76'ersArsenal

    Lol I want to read the replies.
     
  9. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

  10. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    Oh no baby what is u doin
     
  11. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
    Donor

    He knows why Tony dungy delete that tweet
     
  12. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
    Donor

    I mean he’s played there I believe
     
  13. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
    Donor

    Well obviously for those students we have to protect their second amendment rights.
     
    yaywaffles likes this.
  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Talk that shit Trevor
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  15. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    Fingers crossed


    Saints’ WR Michael Thomas may be released this offseason after agreeing to a restructured contract.

    Thomas, 29, had his 2023 base salary reduced from $15.5 million to $1.165 million while adding a $31.755 million roster bonus that is due on March 17th, per NOF]].

    There is also another $30M bonus included if Thomas is active for four games next season, which would cost the Saints more than $60M if he’s on their roster beyond March 17th, per NOF]].

    Thomas was given a $902,941 signing bonus to sign the deal.

    Here are the implications of the deal via NOF]]:

    The restructure “lower’s Thomas’ cap number by about $14 million. And what it almost certainly means is that Thomas got cut on paper with the official move to follow. This is the same type of deal that Drew Brees and Malcolm Jenkins did before retiring.”

    All things considered, it’s likely that Thomas’ tenure in New Orleans is coming to an end after seven seasons.

    Thomas appeared in three games and caught 16 passes for 171 receiving yards and three touchdowns. He suffered a toe injury that forced him to miss the remainder of the season.
     
    FTK, DirtBall and Nug like this.
  16. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesNew York YankeesMiami Dolphins

    This is absolutely amazing if it's what actually happened. I want to believe.

     
    Struggler, Lip, CaneKnight and 16 others like this.
  17. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    I mean it certainly sounds possible.
     
  18. Dump

    Dump No longer associated with Texas A&M or Jimbob
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas MavericksDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    So odd that he decided to coach a team owned by Mark Davis?!?!?!?!!
     
    Detlef Schrempf and racer like this.
  19. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
    Staff Donor
    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Who doesn't take the opportunity to do some blow with Irsay? You know he's tested it for Fentanyl.
     
    BudKilmer and TC like this.
  20. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
    Donor
    Kansas JayhawksKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    I met a German dude when traveling once that was a huge American football fan. I mentioned I went to South Carolina. Him: "Do you know Clowney??????"
     
  22. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    He was constipated? Can’t think of any other reason at all.
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    You may have a point; Vicodin can back you up
     
    Prospector, BudKilmer and FTK like this.
  24. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    That's the kind he likes
     
  25. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    I’m sure it was nothing nefarious and he was just jerking it into the guest towels.
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  26. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    ML Football is a troll account
     
  27. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesNew York YankeesMiami Dolphins

    It's still real to me dammit
     
  28. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesNew York YankeesMiami Dolphins

  29. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Did this mother fucker really just screenshot a text his publicist sent him and then post it as his own? He couldn’t even c/p it into a tweet?

     
    oldberg, MtOread, Corky Bucek and 8 others like this.
  30. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    As a Christian!
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  31. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsNew York GiantsManchester CityNational LeagueBarAndGrill



    you’re a dork if you don’t like joe buck
     
    Owsley, Dump, BudKilmer and 10 others like this.
  32. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsNew York GiantsManchester CityNational LeagueBarAndGrill

    zap his ass, joe

     
  33. hood b. goode

    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans Saints

    On a heater


     
    #5685 hood b. goode, Jan 23, 2023
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2023
    Dump likes this.
  34. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    What's his deal? Is he just a jackass?
     
    Jax Teller, Dump, FTK and 3 others like this.
  35. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesColumbus CrewUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSneakers

    He’s embraced the villain role. he still sucks but his team wins, so he gets to stay talking shit.
     
    Jax Teller, Dump and Butthead like this.
  36. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Thx for asking because I was seriously confused as to why he’s lingering on a game they won.

    Maybe I’m being unreasonably sensitive but going out of the way to clown players you beat really makes the more than a game/human side of the Hamlan story ring hollow.
     
    jrmy, Dump, BudKilmer and 1 other person like this.
  37. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    I think eli apple is just an outlier in terms of being a piece of shit
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  38. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    they're just talking shit. I think Apple is an idiot, but comparing it to a life and death situation seems a bit much.
     
  39. teel

    teel Schiano Man
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    Wait till Eli catches onto the tik tok conspiracy that they used a body double for Damar and he was never actually at the game

    [​IMG]
     
    jrmy, Dump and TC like this.
  40. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    Eli hs been getting shit on for years by everyone. Talk your shit Eli.
     
  41. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsNew York GiantsManchester CityNational LeagueBarAndGrill

    what shit? he’s on a good team but still isn’t good. a huge reason they lost the super bowl last year was how badly he got torched in coverage
     
    Jax Teller, jrmy and Dump like this.
  42. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    theres a reason he gets shit on way more than anyone. He’s been talking shit since he was bad for the giants and that’s what led everyone to hating him and his mom. This isn’t some story where he’s unfairly treated
     
    Jax Teller and Dump like this.
  43. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Tulane Green WaveLSU TigersSeattle SeahawksLiverpoolFormula 1

    His mom has an issue with everyone.
     
    Dump likes this.
  44. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesPhoenix SunsDallas Cowboys

    I for one embrace this kind of thing. Need more of it.
     
    Pelican, Owsley and jrmy like this.
  45. Hawks11

    Hawks11 The arsonist has oddly shaped feet
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta Hawks

  46. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Would have blown cincy’s season if Huntley runs a normal qb sneak

     
  47. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  48. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    same shit he did in Denver