2022 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Somebody on here tried to say the Texans wouldn't be able to hire a quality candidate as HC a month ago

    Wrong
     
  2. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    The Chargers drafted LT and Brees in the same draft and still never amounted to anything

    Its crazy what a curse does to a franchise laxjoe
     
  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Everyone that wears jerseys on their couch
     
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  4. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I have to imagine that the Pro Bowl was something that the NFL bullied ESPN into making a thing when that was your only option to watch sports on a Sunday night. People were still in the habit of Sunday NFL so it worked for a long time. We are a long fucking way away from that though.
     
  5. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    8 million viewers probably doesn't take that much convincing.
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    8 million people must just leave their tv on on sundays
     
  7. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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  8. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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  9. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Sounds about right
    [​IMG]
     
  10. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    That's Braun Strowman
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  11. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  12. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  13. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I like watching clips of their podcast but they're both kind of douchebags :twocents:
     
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  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Hand up, that ones on me
     
  15. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.
     
  16. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Would be great if I could say Lewan ranked first on the list of current NFL players I most want people to forget played at Michigan. Sadly, Frank Clark still exists.
     
  17. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Jerrah is out to lunch
     
  18. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  19. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Mahomes and Elway in the top 5 is egregious
     
  20. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  21. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
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    Rams went for it because they realized what they had but most of the team was built through the draft.
     
  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  23. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Mixon has always been a piece of shit

    It’s like people forget what he did in college
     
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  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    If only we could have seen this coming.
     
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  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Who forgot that?
     
  26. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He should be banned from the league
     
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  27. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I meant that in the sense that people seem to be shocked by this behavior when they shouldn’t be
     
  28. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    It's not mentioned very often and Ray Rice basically got kicked out of the league for the same thing.

    But then again we're talking about a league that celebrates Tyreek Hill.
     
  29. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  30. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Great news for Bengals fans, that should really help with the cap
     
  31. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I'm guessing the league's perspective is that Ray Rice punched his wife while he was on a current nfl roster. Mixon punched some random woman when he was in college.

    I'm not saying this is good or moral
     
  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Controversial take but carr is a good qb that’s just had terrible coaches
     
  33. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I mean, Marvin Harrison murdered someone (allegedly) and the league barely looked into it
     
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  34. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    so did ray lewis

    and watson raped half of houston

    bullshit league
     
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  35. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Ray Lewis literally killed a man and got away with it
     
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  36. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    That was someone else's shirt
     
  37. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    lucky timing for this to come out after their playoff run ended!
     
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  38. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    The cliché about a tiger not being able to change its stripes seems appropriate.
     
  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  40. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Bucs - Kyle Trask
    Falcons - Desmond Ridder
    Panthers - Sam Darnold
    Saints - Andy Dalton

    NFC South shaping up to be the division of the ELITE quarterback.
     
  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Somebody’s going to the playoffs at 7-10!
     
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  42. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    What's the worst possible record a team could have and still make the playoffs? 5-12 maybe? I want to see that happen.
     
  43. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I don’t think it’s a hot take. Good news is he will have a chance to prove it now.
     
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  44. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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  45. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    I don’t get it.
     
  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    The NFL is rigged
     
  47. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    I think Carolina is going to push hard for Lamar and carr ends up in either Tampa or New Orleans.

    if the saints run back Andy Dalton then you’ll know the tank is on
     
  48. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    if washington lost week 17 in 2020, the giants woulda won the east at 6-10. no idea if 5 wins is possible
     
  49. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I believe you can do it in 4. All teams lose all non-division games. If they all win their home games
    It is tied at 3-3, so if one team gets one road win:
    4-13
    3-14
    3-14
    2-15
     
  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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