2022 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Daddy Rabbit, Jan 11, 2022.

  1. Reggie Washington

    Reggie Washington Championship-Level Knowledge
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    Hope is that he and Amarius Mims can be our bookends for the next couple years. They’re both freaks.
     
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  2. Ladd McHonkey

    Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Lol, battling an "infection." They just can't acknowledge COVID. Fucking chuds.
     
  3. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Wouldnt be surprised if it was, but some UCF People I know are saying it’s MRSA.
     
  4. bertwing

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  5. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Well-Known Member
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    what an idiot
     
  6. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    the only threat to bama is saban retiring
     
  7. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Or Harsin coughing on him.
     
  8. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    [​IMG]
     
  9. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    As bertwing said. TICK TOCK!
     
  10. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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    Barrett is a known idiot
     
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  11. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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    Walked by Sallee at some fan thing in Indy and some mouth-breather and window licking kids begged him for a picture. All the while, telling him how they listen every day and he's the reason his kids are such big football fans. It was truly nauseating seeing his smug smirk
     
  12. bertwing

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    I know dump

    that’s why I shared it
     
  13. Eathan Edwards

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    Ark fans - how should we feel about getting coach Sam Carter from y'all?

    Ecstatic/disappointed/not care?
     
  14. Dump

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    His players hate him
     
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  15. bertwing

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    He’s an asshole that almost caused a mass transfer of our entire secondary. Just not a great fit on our staff. He got into two confrontations on the sidelines this year and two of our most experienced players transferred out (mostly) because of him (Foucha and Brooks to LSU). He’s a pretty good recruiter and our secondary was greatly improved under him and Odom this year. He was just our CB coach, but Montaric Brown made some big strides this year and led the conference in INT’s.

    He also rubbed several coaches on our staff the wrong way and was told to find another job. We replaced him less than 24 hours after it was announced he was leaving Arkansas for Ole Miss
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Thanks for that ray of sunshine Dump
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    So good coach probably - asshole definitively.

    Can't wait.
     
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  18. bertwing

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    Him and Lane could be fireworks which could be fun.
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    AIOLICOCK I hope coach doesn’t read your tweet and finally get the secret to success

     
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  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Sounds like it was written by "I am serious I will do that" guy
     
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  21. AIOLICOCK

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  22. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell 2021 National Champions woof woof woof
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    Dump and bertwing like this.
  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
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    Dump and glimmer like this.
  24. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    If I wake up to piss in the middle of the night, I’m usually sitting.
     
  25. bertwing

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    bc of the pee boner?
     
  26. Owsley

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    Yes
     
  27. glimmer

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    sitting >>>>> standing

    especially in women’s restrooms where no one has gotten pee all ever the seat
     
  28. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Ikr. Lane Train always crashes
     
  29. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I remember complaining to my wife once that it's like staring into the sun to get up and pee at night and have to turn the light on. She told me to just sit down as she looked at me like the dumbest person on earth. She was right
     
  30. Napoleon Bonerfart

    Napoleon Bonerfart Well-Known Member
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    My girlfriend has started closing the seat because the dog has been drinking out of the toilet and it has not gone well for me in the middle of the night. Don’t want to turn the light on and have have forgotten that the toilet lid is down multiple times.
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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  32. Gunners

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    You open up the shower and pee wherever then rinse it off then take your morning shower,
     
  33. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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    Pure class right here
     
  34. b0ne5

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    I think we’d all be lying if we said we’ve never let it rip in the morning shower.
     
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  35. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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    Well yeah, when I’m already in the shower
     
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  36. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Arky hiring Deke Adams

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    You stupid mother fuckers
     
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  37. bertwing

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    Yeah this one stinks
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Woke up still drunk - attempted the frog. Fell forward and apparently made enough noise that the wife ran in to check on me.

    Probably most embarrassing situation of my life.
     
  39. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    Or Auburns hockey team doing the crane
     
  40. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  41. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    IS that an iPad in a cake?
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    If my wife did something similar to this at the wedding......I would probably manage to ruin the wedding with questions and complaints.
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    Brian Kelly sucking up all the “weird coaching social media” but this is an awkward group of humans
     
  45. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Is that Turtle from Entourage
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    To add to this:

    One of the items knocked over was the Mediterranean salt and I am walking on clouds every time I enter the bathroom now.

    Probably dangerous - but I feel like I'm on the beach every time I head to the shower.
     
  47. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Sounds like we are hiring Kentucky's OL coach Eric Wolford. #Kentucky Wildcats we should be happy about this right? Great recruiter if I'm not mistaken
     
  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Looks like low budget advertising for a mom and pop big and tall store.
     
  49. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Auburn already lost their OC before he coached a game?
     
  50. Jake Scott

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