2022 SEC Football Discussion Thread

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  1. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Incredible. What an absolute dumpster fire.
     
  2. Owsley

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    Thankfully y’all are a basketball school now
     
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  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    Auburn offensive coordinator Austin Davis officially resigned from his position Monday morning, the athletic department announced in a release sent to media.

    “The last week has been difficult for me as I’ve made the decision to step away from coaching football," Davis said. "Auburn University and Coach Harsin have been tremendous through this whole process. I am grateful for the opportunity that was presented to me from a coaching standpoint and equally as important, the way Coach Harsin has handled my current situation."

    Davis, 32, was hired last month after spending a year as the Seattle Seahawks' quarterbacks coach. He is formerly an all-conference quarterback at Southern Miss and played eight years in the NFL.

    “My decision to resign is 100 percent based on personal reasons," Davis said. "After more than a decade in the NFL with the daily grind as a player and coach I’ve realized how much I miss my family and my desire to spend more time with them. While I need to step away from coaching, I can’t say enough about the first-class way I was welcomed into the Auburn family and the way this football program is run with a championship mindset and a focus on developing these young men into winners on and off the field."

    Bryan Harsin will now be on his fifth coordinator in just over a year's time at Auburn. Derek Mason left his position for the same job at Oklahoma State, and offensive coordinator Mike Bobo was fired after the regular season.


    “I will forever be a fan of Auburn football, Coach Harsin, and the young men who comprise that locker room," Davis said. "I know great things are in store for this team.”
     
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  4. Boom TittyMilk

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    5th coordinator in a year is wild. We are a fucking content machine for yall
     
  5. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Are there any rumors of what really happened?
     
  6. Boom TittyMilk

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    “My decision to resign is 100 percent based on personal reasons," Davis said. "After more than a decade in the NFL with the daily grind as a player and coach I’ve realized how much I miss my family and my desire to spend more time with them. While I need to step away from coaching, I can’t say enough about the first-class way I was welcomed into the Auburn family and the way this football program is run with a championship mindset and a focus on developing these young men into winners on and off the field."
     
  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    1 week with L Ron Harsin caused him to quit coaching altogether
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Drugs/alcohol/cheated on family
     
  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    he did not win the day
     
  10. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    You buy that? Ok…
     
  11. Boom TittyMilk

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    sorry i didnt have a grandfather that was a trustee to get better info
     
  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. The Blackfish

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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'll have a new job in 2 weeks.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dude was already divorced.
     
  16. IvanTheTerrible

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    Maybe he wasn't a fan of Momma Goldberg's.
     
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  17. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell 2021 National Champions woof woof woof
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  18. mp_22

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    No shit
     
  19. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Bunker is contending he couldn’t handle the rigors and stress of the job at such demanding an institution as a basketball school like AU
     
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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He probably wanted to coach somewhere that cared a bit more about football.
     
  21. Truman

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    6 wins, 5 Coordinators.
     
  22. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    I was hoping Harsin would last 4 seasons

    but at this point not sure who Auburn could hire that would be of concern
     
  24. gus_chiggins

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    Read this and promptly dropped my phone
     
  25. TC

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    Hate the Harsin, not the sinner
     
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  26. bertwing

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    They should just hire Chad back
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    Just do it. hire Hugh Freeze and be legends man.
     
  28. RJF-GUMP

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    A guy that had never called plays and would be a first time OC crashed and burned before he even got started. Who would have thunk it? Was a dumb idea in the first place.
     
  29. RJF-GUMP

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    If Harsin has a 6 or 7 win season in 2022 is he out?
     
  30. Connor Norman

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    Winning 6-7 games at a basketball school usually gets you an extension.
     
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  31. RJF-GUMP

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    If they win 6 games but beat Alabama he's definitely back.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    That got Gus like 70 million dollars
     
  33. glimmer

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    yikes. take a lap boys
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't even think about it. Tremendously stupid and insensitive post on my part. Laps taken.
     
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  35. RJF-GUMP

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    I'm running laps right now. My bad.
     
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  36. Daddy Rabbit

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  37. IV

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    If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its butt
     
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  38. bertwing

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    :lolhog:
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Weird you keep chuckling at coaches that stomp your shit in year in year out.
     
  40. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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  41. bertwing

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    We beat you two years ago
     
  42. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Much better, non-transphobic idioms to use in place of the one I used. Again, I'm sorry.
     
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  43. Boom TittyMilk

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    :loldog: make terrible joke and delete the posts
     
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  44. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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    our home board repeatedly told me that’s not true this summer/fall
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    Because it was a terrible, offensive joke. I admit that. I'm not trying to cover anything up.
     
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  46. glimmer

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    no worries. appreciate y’all
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    Well, thank you for your grace. But, it was a shitty thing to say and I'm truly sorry.
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    bless your heart
     
  49. Savage Rob Chubb

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    What did the Ole Miss grad say?