2023 B1G Thread: Michigan declared the winner…hooray

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  1. Goose

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    Hoke back to Michigan
     
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  2. spagett

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    May I suggest Bill Cubit on a 2 year deal?
     
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  3. Lip

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    Everyone is laughing at Michigan and we are having fun!

    I imagine this is how the zoom call with the ADs and Pettiti went
     
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  4. Anison

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    Everyone is laughing…but no one is beating them. My bad…maybe y’all consider a 9-hour suspension a win?
     
  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Makes me enjoy it more
     
  6. Goose

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    When’s that TRO getting granted pal?
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    :magatears: :magatears:You gave money to a player :magatears::magatears:
     
  8. Anison

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    When are y’all softies gonna finally beat us?
     
  9. Goose

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    Are Michigan men incapable of answering direct questions?
     
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  11. Lip

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    it was granted immediately on Friday night - you must have missed it

    also, Michigan is leaving the big ten because they can no longer be in a conference headed by Pettiti lol
     
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  12. Lip

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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't know what Michigan School this Lip guy roots for. He's apparently only brave enough to rock a Lions "Fan of" Icon.

    But the #Auburn Tigers only stands with Jesus and Cam Newton
     
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  14. Anison

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    Wild that Michigan getting caught cheating has somehow made y’all even softer.

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  15. GrizzliesDrew

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  16. VaxRule

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    And Senator Tommy Tuberville
     
  17. b7

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    Since we have vacated the last two years due to sportsmanship issues, we don’t need to answer this troll of a question.
     
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  18. Bo Pelinis

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    P amazing a weird loser who wormed his way onto a staff he didn't belong on because he ran a large scale cheating operation turned Michigan TMB fans into a bunch of crayon eating dipshits.
     
  19. Tug

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    And Payton Thorne lol
     
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  20. Anison

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    Soft as baby shit.

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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tommy Tubs now attacks the woke media and conspiracies like Michigan Men do.

    Hate to see it
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's hit his stride. 65% comp over the last 3 games and 196 ypg. He's a runner too!!!

    Vandy & two teams who fired their HC. He's ready for the Iron Bowl
     
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  23. VaxRule

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    ACAB
     
  24. Anison

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    Imagine bragging that you chose Noah Kim to be your starting quarterback. Jesus Christ. Get yourselves together.
     
  25. b7

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    I tend to believe teams that rely on cheating fall into this ledger and you are confusing which team is actually soft based on the evidence.

    But you guys are being weird about this so it’s hard to comprehend what your team board is directing for a defense. It appears anger today.
     
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  26. Tug

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    We didn’t, Mel Tugger did and we fired him. But also Payton Thorne sucks.

    but also Mel Tugger was 2-0 vs Michigan before Harbaugh started cheating
     
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  27. Anison

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    How sad for you.
     
  28. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  29. Goose

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    I see why Michigan fans normally keep Anison locked up on the team board. Kid is rivals tier
     
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  30. Chipper>Jeter

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    My older cousins all went to Michigan and used to send me gear back in the Fab 5 days. AU rarely made the NCAA tournament back then so I have been on the bandwagon ever since. Planning on taking my boys to the big house in the next year or so.
     
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  31. $P1

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    Ohio State TMB: Mad if Michigan fans don't talk to them
    Ohio State TMB: Mad when Michigan fans talk to them

    MSU TMB: eats boogers
     
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  32. b7

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    I know how to spot a victim a mile away, and you sir are a victim.
     
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  33. Cooler

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    This is probably the most boring back and forth we have ever had in this thread and there have been some fucking awful back and forths between MSU and Michigan through the years.
     
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  34. $P1

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    None of us have the heat of whichever Iowa poster that was vs the MSU fanbase.
     
  35. Manny

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    *stone cold shatter*
     
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  36. backinblack23

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    I’ve matured a lot over the past 9 months, someone else can take my seat.

    Fuck Mark Pepperonio though
     
  37. TheFreak55

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  38. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Harbaugh is an MSU fan?
     
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  39. Corch

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    To be fair we only want to talk to a few of you
     
  40. Lip

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    Do you think any of these Michigan men had enough integrity to ask, “wait - where are these signs coming from?” when they were being fed the answers in their positional meetings?

    bc if not they are as compromised as the dipshit with the mustache
     
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    Is there not already a thread for this hissy fit you're on?
     
  42. Tug

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    We aren’t accepting any attempts at governance or rules imposed by Michigan fans at this time.

    As a defense for this position, everyone is doing it
     
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  43. Anison

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    Sure but here they can deflect from UM whooping on yet another B1G also-ran. That’s why the yappiest little ankle biters are the ones who got beat the worst.
     
  44. $P1

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  45. herb.burdette

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    We’re not mad, but it is the annual joke for at least a decade that we start a game thread every year and no one from Michigan posts.

    It’s odd.

    We go 32 pages with ND fans, 11 pages with Penn State, or 52 pages with Georgia, but our biggest rival stays locked behind its own front door.
     
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  46. VaxRule

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    Maybe we’re just not that into you and the neediness isn’t changing our minds.
     
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  47. Lip

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    I’m not accepting culinary advice from individuals without a full set of teeth
     
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  48. Lip

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    I think the obvious answer is that they are giant bitches and always have been
     
  49. herb.burdette

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    Okay, we manage fine without you, but it’s one of the oddest quirks to this board. The Michigan Difference.