2023 B1G Thread: Snitches Got Stitches

You’re even doing that wrong. Make it like an open face sandwich. With some cream corn over the top

 

I don't think there are many wrong answers

 

I know, just messing with ya. The Spartans have all but disappeared from here so I gotta mess with someone.

 

Need more land grant content

 

I just learned that adult film star Brandi Love is a Michigan Man so that’s interesting

 

So is Stormy Daniels

 

Who are the Spartans gonna hire?

 

Urban

 

He's going to bring a complex NFL-style offense to East Lansing.

 

people seem to think it’s Candle now, which is whatever

 

im on board with this hire tbh

 

I don’t really feel any type of way about Candle, but he did have the most resources in his conference by a pretty decent margin at Toledo. He could be great, I’m a little surprised at the hire if it ends up being him because I thought MSU would be spending a lot more to pluck someone.

 

Matt Canada is available

 

With Brian ferentz as OC!!

 

Why stop there? Spencer Petras is in the portal.

 

Happy Thanksgiving to you all, even the Michigan fans hiding on their private board

 

Since the Michigan posters won’t respond in the game thread, I’ll post here as well

 

It’s an even more concerted, don’t post effort than in prior years. We can’t say they’re unprepared.

 

Sad to see what has become of their fan base.

 

It’s pretty nice without them around, tbh

 

cowards and cheaters. Can’t say we didn’t all see this coming

 

No bet needed. Donated to both.
https://giving.umich.edu/basket/fund/212580
https://www.lifecarealliance.org/donate/online-donation/

 

PMed you, im in

 

Appreciate the outreach. I've had a flyer from MOW for my local community sitting on my desk all week. Donating today.

 

Much to be thankful for!

 

So accurate

 

Shouldn't the two at the big table be throwing food?

 

No because the two grown ups love each other very much even though they sometimes yell at each other in front of their kids. They make up later.

 

O/U in Nebraska/Iowa is down to 24.5

 

Hammer the under

 

One team is hitting that over on its own. It’ll be a (day after) Thanksgiving Day miracle.

 

And the vig is slanted to the under -105. I’m taking the over. Eff the haters.

 

Nebraska/Iowa over has hit 4 of the last 5 times

 

What’s the weather like today? And how is your passing game? With Cooper out we are a little more susceptible now, if you have decent receivers I could see Nebraska scoring 17. I think Iowa gets around 10 points

 

Oh buddy we are about to land on 23

 

The FG attempts have been spectacular.

 

It wasn’t pretty but it was entertaining. I thought OT was going to ruin the under but then both teams threw Ints in the last minute.

This sums it up:

 

This was an all time classic shit show by these two teams.

 

Iowa consistently hitting the under regardless of where it's set is amazing.

 

That’s more on the casinos than anything

 

It will be shown on BTN big ten’s greatest games at least twice a week for the rest of eternity. It is the the big tennest of big ten football games to have ever big tenned

 

Hard for casinos to put out a total score of 20, though

 

Incredible

 

Is that bad? Punting is winning

 

Iowa should get 5* punters every cycle and every iowa punter should get drafted

edit: They should also get a nice NIL package

 

They even had a chant where they replaced the “SHOTS, SHOTS” song with “PUNTS, PUNTS”.