2023 CFB Coaching Carousel: Houston on the Fritz

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  1. DeToxRox

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    Open Jobs


    Duke

    11/26 - Mike Elko to A&M


    James Madison

    11/30 - Curt Cignetti hired by Indiana

    Tulane

    12/2 - Willie Fritz to Houston


    Filled Jobs

    Northwestern

    7/10 - Pat Fitzgerald gets Shreked
    11/15 - Interim HC David Braun hired

    Michigan State

    9/10 - Tuck came
    11/24 - MSU hires OSU HC Jonathan Smith

    Mississippi State

    11/13 - Zach Arnett fired
    11/25 - Oklahoma OC Jeff Lebby hired

    Texas A&M

    11/12 - Oil prices spiked
    11/26 - Duke HC Mike Elko hired

    Syracuse

    11/18 - Dino Babers fired
    11/28 - Georgia DB Coach Fran Brown hired


    San Diego State

    11/13 - Brady Hoke retires
    11/28 - Colorado OC Sean Lewis hired


    Oregon State

    11/24 - Jonathan Smith to MSU
    11/28 - OSU DC Trent Bray promoted

    Indiana

    11/26 - Tom Allen fired
    11/30 - James Madison HC Curt Cignetti hired


    Houston

    11/26 - Dana Holgorsen fired
    12/2 - Tulane HC Willie Fritz hired


    Boise State

    11/12 - Andy Avalo fired
    12/3 - DC Spencer Danielson hired

    UTEP

    11/26 - Dana Dimel fired
    12/4 - Austin Peay HC Scotty Walden hired


    ULM

    11/26 - Terry Bowden fired
    12/4 - New Mexico OC Bryan Vincent hired


    Nevada

    12/1 - Ken Wilson fired
    12/4 - Texas co-DC Jeff Choate hired

    MTSU

    11/26 - Rick Stockstill fired
    12/5 - Derek Mason hired


    New Mexico

    11/25 - Danny Gonzalez fired
    12/5 - Bronco Mendenhall hired


    Wyoming

    12/6 - Craig Bohl retires
    12/6 - DC Jay Sawvel promoted
     
    #1 DeToxRox, Jan 16, 2023
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  2. devine

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    Come home Jimbo!
     
    #2 devine, Jan 16, 2023
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  3. gilstein21

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    If you play country roads backwards you can hear “jimbo fisher.”
     
    #3 gilstein21, Jan 16, 2023
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  4. Jimmy the Saint

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    Starts earlier and earlier every year
     
    #4 Jimmy the Saint, Jan 16, 2023
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  5. dump

    dump I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
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    I’m excited for Bobby P to be our next HC and to still kick the asses of #Arkansas Razorbacks
     
    #5 dump, Jan 16, 2023
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  6. beist

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    I’m going with Kirk Ferentz resigning due to media backlash over some thing or another.
     
    #6 beist, Jan 16, 2023
  7. The Banks

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    The most atrocious offense in the country?
     
    #7 The Banks, Jan 16, 2023
  8. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    No need for that, Chad Scott is running our offense now!
     
    #8 ramszoolander, Jan 17, 2023
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  9. DeToxRox

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    C    learly hired to improve HS recruiting
     
    #9 DeToxRox, Mar 31, 2023
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  10. ARSENAL

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    #10 ARSENAL, Mar 31, 2023
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  11. devine

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    #11 devine, Mar 31, 2023
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  12. PSU12

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    I was stunned to see 18.5 point spread out for that game. That seems like a good bet for the mountaineers but I have no clue what you return or got in the portal.
     
    #12 PSU12, Mar 31, 2023
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  13. killerwvu

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    We got nothing out of the portal. Prather left

    It's gonna be bad
     
    #13 killerwvu, Mar 31, 2023
  14. ARSENAL

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    We r bad
     
    #14 ARSENAL, Mar 31, 2023
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  15. Taques

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    The Real Movement

    i personally think that neal saves his job now that he’s calling plays again. circle the wagons!
     
    #15 Taques, Mar 31, 2023
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  16. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    UNHELPFUL
     
    #16 ramszoolander, Mar 31, 2023
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  17. Taques

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    i just want my friend devine to be happy and that requires neal calling plays
     
    #17 Taques, Mar 31, 2023
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  18. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    This is the PSU bit they've been workshopping for the last few years on TMB. They act like they're a Illinois level program. They were probably the fifth best team in the country at the end of the year last year behind UGA, TCU, OSU, and UM.
     
    #18 Corch, Apr 1, 2023
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  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    7th at best. Look at this Bama and Tennessee erasure. We were unimpressive, really. Utah wasn't that good.
     
    #19 Jimmy the Saint, Apr 1, 2023
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  20. Corch

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    See
     
    #20 Corch, Apr 1, 2023
  21. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I admire your commitment to the bit.
     
    #21 Corch, Apr 1, 2023
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    To be fair we lost to Illinois, at home, less than 18 months ago.
     
    #22 Jimmy the Saint, Apr 1, 2023
  23. Corch

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    Michigan, who beat our ass at home, should have lost to Illinois last year if the refs weren't crooked.
     
    #23 Corch, Apr 1, 2023
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  24. jokewood

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    refs should be able to profit from their name, image, and likeness, too
     
    #24 jokewood, Apr 1, 2023
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  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    Dick Witvoet and John O’Neill reject this notion.
     
    #25 Jimmy the Saint, Apr 1, 2023
  26. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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    devine just sent me a DM and said his sources are saying Matt Wells is an early name to watch for the WVU job if Neal gets canned.
     
    #26 Boo MFer!, Apr 1, 2023
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  27. PSU12

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    I don’t think WVU beats us but 18.5 is too many points.
     
    #27 PSU12, Apr 1, 2023
  28. IvanTheTerrible

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    #28 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 28, 2023
  29. jrmy

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    I'd rather not lose someone from our staff right now because they have a lot of recruiting momentum for 2024 and some big targets they're in on in 2025 already

    But if I had to pick one it would be him or Hardesty
     
    #29 jrmy, Apr 28, 2023
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  30. Hatfield

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    #30 Hatfield, Apr 28, 2023
  31. Roy

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    If I had to pick a coach we’d have to lose, I would shoot Hardesty twice.
     
    #31 Roy, Apr 28, 2023
  32. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    WYO bringing back the freshman team



    Pokes Pokes Pokes
     
    #32 Cornelius Suttree, May 2, 2023
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  33. DeToxRox

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    Uh, this seems like it’s a problem.
     
    #33 DeToxRox, Jul 8, 2023
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  34. laxjoe

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    They’ve already suspended him, right?
     
    #34 laxjoe, Jul 8, 2023
  35. DeToxRox

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    For two weeks in July. That doesn’t seem like a great response based on the story though.
     
    #35 DeToxRox, Jul 8, 2023
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  36. laxjoe

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    100%.
     
    #36 laxjoe, Jul 8, 2023
  37. Taques

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    another big 10 sex crime
     
    #37 Taques, Jul 8, 2023
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  38. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    :gross:
     
    #38 Cornfed Buffalo, Jul 8, 2023
  39. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    No way Fitzgerald survives, right?
     
    #39 killerwvu, Jul 8, 2023
  40. ATX305

    ATX305 Well-Known Member
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    I mean the Gatorade shake stuff is pretty tame but the rest of that is big yikes
     
    #40 ATX305, Jul 8, 2023
  41. Emma

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    Pat is a dumb meathead, but the Ryan family adores him
     
    #41 Emma, Jul 8, 2023
  42. beist

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    Damn. I picked the wrong Big 10 stalwart.
     
    #42 beist, Jul 8, 2023
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  43. The Banks

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    Have we actually had any backlash from proud NW journa alums like Greeny and Wilbon?
     
    #43 The Banks, Jul 8, 2023
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  44. DeToxRox

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    Welcome back
     
    #44 DeToxRox, Jul 10, 2023
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  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hell no

    Those fuckers loved him and are trying their hardest not to pull a Rovell right now
     
    #45 spagett, Jul 10, 2023
  46. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Don't even need to change the letter on Scott Frost's hat.
     
    #46 jokewood, Jul 10, 2023
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  47. GoodForAnother

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    incredible title
     
    #47 GoodForAnother, Jul 10, 2023
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  48. DeToxRox

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    Now we are talking
     
    #48 DeToxRox, Jul 12, 2023
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  49. Taques

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    would be the best introductory press conference in football history
     
    #49 Taques, Jul 12, 2023
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  50. BudKilmer

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    Coach O running shirtless in Chicago
     
    #50 BudKilmer, Jul 12, 2023
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