2023 MLB Thread - Season Is Over

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Kenley was good for the Braves last year but I never want to watch him pitch for my team again.
     
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  2. bro

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  3. That was pretty much the last few years with him on the Dodgers, played well but every game was a heart attack waiting to happen
     
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  4. bro

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    Never change Houston

     
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  5. devine

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    OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!!

     
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  6. Festus McBadass

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    Because he has a heart condition?
     
  7. That actually slipped my mind. Phrasing! More so his performances were very erratic but he'd usually close it out. I wish him nothing but the best health I love Kenley
     
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  8. Festus McBadass

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    I think all Braves fans have a heart condition after watching him last season.
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

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    I originally read Farmer as Farnsworth and was dumbfounded.
     
  10. devine

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  11. Tex

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  12. NDJOECA

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  13. 40wwttamgib

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    it’ll be great when that piece of shit stops breathing.
     
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  14. MG2

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    I like Verlander to LA, mostly because we're getting too close to "Verlander goes into HOF with an Astros cap" territory. I still think he ends up back in Houston, though. Especially with the rumors of Crane negotiating these deals himself without a GM.
     
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  15. bro

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  16. bwi2

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    why
     
  17. bro

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    because I don't want the team to sign another guy coming off a CY Young, especially one who will be 40.
     
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  18. MG2

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    The 40 part I understand. I'm not sure sure what the Cy Young has to do with anything, unless you meant something else (like Tommy John?).
     
  19. Upton^2

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    I also prefer pitchers who don’t win the cy young
     
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  20. Tex

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    Fine we will take him back jeez
     
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  21. Tex

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  22. NDJOECA

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    Hope ‘Frisco (what the locals call it) doesn’t sign Judge.
     
  23. Tex

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    That little wink he gave :warn:
     
  24. NDJOECA

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    Just what you do in San Fran (also local slang)
     
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  25. MG2

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    Imagine Judge's reaction when he hits that first line drive 300 feet to RF and it's in an out 40 feet in front of the track instead of a HR. He'd be so shook he might end up with 8 HR next year
     
  26. NDJOECA

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    In an out is why he’d sign there.
     
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  27. ashy larry

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  28. Duck Smoker

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    Guess I no longer recognize Jon Garland, had to look him up. Crazy stat given where we are now. Former starting pitching in me misses those days, but these evil relievers in MLB now are clearly better than tired starters.
     
  29. dump

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  30. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What a miserable organization
     
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  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    might as well shut the stove off, because it doesnt get hotter than this

     
  32. Bert Handsome

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    Manfred probably is putting a lid on everything for a bit to make sure the Hunter Renfroe trade gets enough time in the spotlight
     
  33. electronic

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    Oh man, Barstool is so hilarious. Hell yes.
     
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  34. bro

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    Haha!
     
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  35. Degausser

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    They made us think it was an article focused on a baseball player, but it was a penis!
     
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  36. devine

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  37. Degausser

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    Always weird when players like that sign up to win 60 games
     
  38. MG2

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    I'm pretty sure in this case he's signing up for the $6.7 million
     
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  39. Degausser

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    Could he not get that from not one of the worst teams in baseball?
     
  40. MG2

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    Seems very unlikely.
     
  41. Degausser

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    He was worse than I realized last year. I knew he was bad in KC, but I thought he was better in Seattle.
     
  42. Degausser

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    That being said, I'd think some contender might take a shot on his power potential alone and hope that the shift ban improves his on base numbers.
     
  43. bwi2

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    why do that when you can let the Pirates spend money and a roster spot to see if he’s washed?
     
  44. Degausser

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    I would say so you don't have to give up assets for him at the deadline, but it's the Pirates, so that isn't a concern.
     
  45. Degausser

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    Idk, surely he could hit 30 HRs are Yankee Stadium
     
  46. bwi2

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    yeah but they can call up literally anyone to do that
     
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  47. The Goat

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    He plays well enough he won't be a Pirate when it matters.
     
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  48. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Guys, iboilhotdogs is right there.
     
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