2023 MLB Thread - Ranger Danger

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 13, 2022.

  1. Gaknight

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    Cuba’s cleanup hitter is a 400lb non major leaguer?
     
  2. bwi2

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    I enjoyed watching him win a World Series in 2019 and I will have no further comment on the matter
     
  3. jrmy

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    Hate to see a guy refuse to recognize he doesn’t have it anymore
     
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  4. bwi2

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    Is Merrill Kelly going to pull off his mask to reveal himself as Justin Verlander or are we really doing a bullpen game for the finals?
     
  5. val venis

    val venis hello tyrannosaurus, meet tyrannicide
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Dude looked like some mid 40s soft baller who took it way too seriously, but wasn’t in great shape

    the red pants weren’t flattering on him
     
  7. Control

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    Red pants on a 400 pounder? God that sounds like a king size clown! (Red pants are known in Australia as clown pants for American readers)
     
  8. Cornelius Suttree

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  9. Cornelius Suttree

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  10. Cornelius Suttree

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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I want mexico to win because Japan scares me way more
     
    #3361 fucktx, Mar 20, 2023
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  12. Truman

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    I want Japan. It will be way more fun. Even if the good guys lose.
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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    Japan and then tomorrow is win-win
     
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  14. Irush

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    Sasaki season hell yeah
     
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  15. Nug

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    This is going to be fun.

    Vamos a Mexico!
     
  16. Irush

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    God damn he smoked him

    that splitter is nasty too
     
  17. Nug

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    102 cheese and rice
     
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  18. Irush

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    Ok that was fun
     
  19. Reggie Washington

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    Am I the only one that finds it annoying that every country’s jerseys have to have English spelling? Why can’t they atleast have their native language AND English? Japan’s unis would look a lot more authentic and cool in Japanese. JMO.
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

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  21. Cornelius Suttree

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  22. Gaknight

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    So he is the pitcher Degrom turned into at 21?
     
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  23. bwi2

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    just thinking about Ohtani in a save situation vs Trout is enough to root for Japan
     
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  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    Ha basically



    This sport is sooo much better than football
     
  25. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Smoltz using the words "electric life" whilst sounding like he's calling a funeral. Perfect.
     
  26. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
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    Sasaki is beyond impressive. Sheesh
     
  27. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  28. Truman

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    They’re gonna be such good teammates

     
  29. SugarShaun

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  30. Truman

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    Sasaki looks stunned
     
  31. Cornelius Suttree

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  32. teel

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    I know who this lineup is missing

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. Irush

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    God damn he did it again
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    Randy Arozarena is the coolest MF on this planet.
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    I am straight up not having a good time
     
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  36. Fidelio

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    hell yes

    F off Johnny
     
  37. Nug

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    That was really cool, but pretty low on the rankings of HR robs
     
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  38. Cornelius Suttree

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  39. Irush

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  40. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    The pose/stare after was awesome
     
  41. Truman

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    Signing the ball between batters is hilarious
     
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  42. fish

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    Randy is having fun. As all Randys do.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Japan should try not hitting it to LF.
     
  44. SugarShaun

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    Stop fucking hitting it to Randy
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    Did I miss why you’re rooting for Japan?